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Today we feature one of the biggies–British sensation Barbara Elsborg. She regularly writes some of the best selling gay romances on Amazon. She lives in West Yorkshire in the north of England. A morbid fear of sharks put an end to a career in marine biology. So instead, she spent years successfully selling cyanide.This is what she told us: “After dragging up two rotten, ungrateful children and frustrating my sexy, devoted, wonderful husband (who can now stop twisting my arm) I finally have time to conduct an affair with an electrifying plugged-in male, my laptop.” Enjoy! [Read more…] about Excerpt From Barbara Elsborg’s Gay Romance, Cowboys Down.

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Okay, back to the guy with the ring. You walk toward him and spontaneously notice the ring on his finger. You say: “Hey, Iʼm curious, why are you wearing that ring in that particular finger? Because you know, it says a lot about you…” 

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You: “For example, wearing a ring on your thumb means youʼve got an independent streak that literally likes to thumb its nose on convention. See, the ancient Greeks believed that our fingers were associated with different Gods, so they wore rings accordingly. The thumb represents POSEIDON (Neptune), the god of the sea. Guess what? He was the only god that didnʼt live on Mount Olympus. He did his own thing. Makes sense doesnʼt it?
 
 
I mean, the thumb kind of sticks out, it kind of does its own thing. So youʼre expressing your independence by wearing the ring on your thumb. 

Him: “Wow, thatʼs pretty cool, but I’m wearing the ring on my index finger…” 

You: “Exactly. And I’d tell you what wearing it on your index finger means but I’m really late meeting my friend upstairs. Remind me later! 

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How many calories do you burn when you make love?  I’m thinking if it’s high enough, wouldn’t promiscuity be a better way of getting fit than going to the gym?  Besides, I’d love to be able to say, “I’m not a whore; I’m an athlete.”  In all seriousness, if I can shtup the fat off, why would I try to try to jog it off?

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I’m a multiracial American and I’m very proud of my heritage, black and white. I am extremely happy to say “my mom is this and my father is that.” And I’ll correct anyone who tries to force me to choose one over the other. Having said that, it does not stop others from placing me in a category that makes them more comfortable, and usually that category is “black.” I don’t really mind–it would be too exhausting to correct so many people. My mom always said, “Be wise when picking your battles.” And being part black and being categorized as African American is nothing new: Barack Obama, Shamar Moore, Boris Kodjoe, Tiger Woods, to name a few.

I grew up in an interracial household so “dating outside your race” is completely normal to me, I don’t think twice about it. If you’re attractive to me then you’re attractive to me. End of story. [Read more…] about An Open Letter To Gay Porn Studios About Interracial Videos

William is walking down the street and sees this magnificent parrott in the window of the pet shop for only fifty dollars.  He goes into the shop and asks the owner why he would sell such a superb bird for that little?  The pet shop keeper explains that the parrott is a little rough around the edge having come from a gay strip bar. William says that he doesn’t care—he just can’t pass up that price. [Read more…] about Our Favorite Gay Joke

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I’m 36 and have been single for 4 years now. I went through a very hard time in a previous breakup and unfortunately it caused major insecurities that caused me to push away a wonderful man I was dating. I acted stupid and have apologized over and over again.  But, Mr. Man will not give me the time of the day now. What else can I do to tell him how sorry I am and how much I miss him without acting like a desperate fool?  


—  One sorry dude

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