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January 21, 2022

Why Is Buying Sex Toys So Confusing?

how to buy sex toysWhy Is Buying Sex Toys So Confusing?

Ever try to buy a sex toy?

Very confusing.

Why?

The math.

There are thousands a different sex toys  made by dozens of manufacturers selling in hundreds of online sex toy stores.  And each toy is marketed as the path to unbridled ecstasy. How do you separate the infomercial from the information?

Not well.

There are three main sources of information about sex toys, all of them with severe limitations.

First up are the manufacturers and retailers selling the sex toys. They give you a fair amount of information but they are trying to move product not necessarily match you up with the one that is best for you.  

Here is where hyperbole and hearsay beat facts and features into the ground. While it is useful to get manufacturer specs like dimensions and materials that make up the sex toy, almost everything else in the marketing copy is designed to sell, not necessarily impart good information.

 The second source of information about sex toys are expert critics. These are typically knowledgeable sex bloggers who review sex toys. Many if not most of them have affiliate agreements with the manufacturers or the retailers. Meaning, they make money off sales that come from their published reviews.

That there is a conflict of interest. Especially if that blogger receives a complimentary sex toy. If a manufacturer or retailer gives you a $200 product to review at no charge, there will be pressure on you to deliver a good review or they will stop sending you free products.

We are not casting aspersions on everybody who reviews sex toys, just pointing out the obvious conflict of interest that  they make money off the products they review. If they give the product a bad review not only will they piss off the manufacturer and the retailer, ending their free product freebies, they won’t make any money off their publish review.

Think about it. You’ve spent 5-8 hours of your time researching, testing and publishing a review that you’re not going to make money off of because you said the product sucked? Who in their right mind would continue doing  something that would severely crimp their ability to make money?

That is why you rarely see negative sex toy product reviews. We’ve gone through at least a hundred sex blogs–really any blog that has sex toy reviews and rarely, and we mean RARELY, do we find negative reviews.

That doesn’t mean that these professional critic reviews aren’t worth reading. Many are. but there are other limitations to this source of sex toy information.

Expert reviews are premised on the idea that your body is built like the reviewer’s.  But our genitals and orifices come in all sizes, shapes and locations (your clitoris or prostate gland might be bigger/smaller and positioned differently than the reviewer’s).  That’s why it’s possible to buy an unsatisfactory toy from a respected expected reviewer. 

Second, most reviewers do not compare competitive products in a head-to-head match, not in any useful, meaningful way.

Third, there are way too many products for any one reviewer to test.  So they can only test the products that they are interested in, which you or may or may not care about.

The result of all these limitations from different sources of information? Analysis paralysis brought on by too many product choices, conflicts of interest, hyperbole and information overload.

That is why we are so proud of our system– it’s simply neutralizes all the limitations of other information sources. That’s because we don’t review products and therefore have no conflict of interest because. It simply doesn’t matter to us which product you buy.  

We do have affiliate agreements with retailers ( we make a small commission on items you buy from clicking the links in this site) but we are not pushing any one product over the other.  you don’t ever have to worry that our recommendation engine is only recommending a product because we have a stake in its sale. 

We literally don’t give a Flying Fig which product you buy. What we care about is ensuring that you have the right information to make the right decision for you.

How do we do all this? Easy. Like the movie review site Rotten Tomatoes, we  aggregate critic and user reviews into meaningful, understandable scores that help you make the right purchase decisions.

The beauty of the system is that it doesn’t try to sell you on anything. It’s a way of divining the wisdom of the crowds. When you see our score for prostate massager our personal opinion has nothing to do with it. It just means that we have tallied up the number reviews for that product from many many different sources and developed a ranking for it .

We are proud to introduce you to a new way of buying sex toys.  Be sure to take our innovative prostate massager quiz:

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December 31, 2021

Prostate Massagers: The Stimulating History 

prostate massagersProstate Massagers: The Stimulating History 

Ever wonder where the idea of a prostate massager came from? Want to know what they’re about, and maybe see if it’s something you’d be comfortable with? The good news is that prostate massagers are no longer as taboo as they once were.

According to Dr. Geo of drgeo.com, “Prostate massage, also known as milking the prostate, is an old treatment for prostatitis.” The practice of prostate massage began thousands of years ago in China. This erotic knowledge was passed from tantric masters to the women of the emperor’s harem and was said to give a woman untold power while using pleasure.

 Anal penetration has been looked at as taboo for millennia. Fast forward to the 1990’s when prostate milking became the #1 treatment for prostatitis, hence the invention of a tool to be used at home. That toy is growing in popularity today, and is known to give the best mind-blowing orgasm a man can experience!

Potential Perks of Prostate Massage 

Apparently, there are many perks to pounding the prostate. Joshua R. Gonzalez, MD, says, “The theory behind the potential benefit involves an improvement in blood flow resulting from vigorous milking or massaging of the prostate. Because erections are largely the result of good blood flow, any increase could potentially lead to better boners.”

While the big O is the best possible benefit of anal play, and a big boner is excellent, there are many health benefits as well. It can help prevent prostate cancer, it can make ejaculation less painful (if it’s a problem), and it feels super freaking good. Plus, it can help to make hetero couples closer, win-win!

Scientific reasons why prostate massagers help you cum more and shoot farther.

Prostate Massager Trends

 The mere mention of butt pleasure for men has sparked a lot of controversy for years and through many cultures. “Our culture tends to conflate anal play and prostate pleasure with gay and bi men,” says sexologist Carol Queen. Anymore, though, it’s just not the case! 

Claire Cavanah, co-founder of sex-toy retailer Babeland, affirms: “It’s a good time to have a penis and prostate when it comes to sex toys.” Worldwide stats can be found here regarding more recent purchases and interest in p-spot toys. If you’re curious, whether young or old, you’re not alone. Why not give it a go?

Find out how prostate massagers will make you cum like a porn star

Popularity of Prostate Massagers 

In recent times the male equivalent of the g-spot (now known as p-spot) has gained unprecedented popularity. Since Aneros came out with the first recreational toy for prostate milking in 2002, demand has surged. Not surprisingly, one of the best sex toys on the market right now is for men, and you guessed it, it’s a prostate massager!

“Maybe we are all humans who have bodies that are capable of pleasure in all sorts of ways and we are cutting ourselves off from a lot of it if we let ourselves be put into the box that society says we need to fit into,” writes sex therapist and educator Rena McDaniel. You can’t go wrong following advice from a pro like that. Go on, investigate for yourself, and give it a try. You might become addicted.

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December 13, 2021

How To Get Past Tight Sphincters To Massage Your Prostate

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You’ve heard so much about the boundless pleasures of prostate massage. You’ve heard about having full body orgasms simply by stimulating your prostate with a massager.

 So you try.

 No dice.

 Can’t get past your tightened anus.

 It’s like your prostate is guarded fiercely by a pair of sphincters.  Like Twin Dragons at the gate.

 Wait, did we say two sphincters?

 Yes. All of us have two sphincters not just one. The first one is the one you’re familiar with — the external sphincter. You are familiar with it because you can consciously tighten and relax it.

 Otherwise you would be taking a dump in the living room before you can get to the bathroom!

What most people don’t know is that there is an internal sphincter right next to the external sphincter and it does not obey conscious demands. This is why it’s so hard to consciously relax your anus. 

On the one hand you have a sphincter that obeys you (the external one), but on the other hand you have one that does not (the internal one). People who can successfully use prostate massagers know that they have to coax the internal sphincter to relax.

 But how do you get the internal sphincter to relax if it doesn’t obey your conscious demands, like yelling at it to relax 🙂

 Unless you figure out how to relax the internal sphincter you are going to be in too much pain to enjoy a prostate massage.

Fortunately, there are ways to make your internal sphincter relax. It requires you to think outside the box and understand that while you cannot force relaxation you can do indirect things that result in that relaxation.

For example, you cannot raise your blood pressure or your heart rate by commanding yourself to do it. But you can do things that result in raising them. Like exercising. Or watching a scary movie. Or thinking about all the pleasure that awaits you from a prostate massage 🙂

So what are those things? Great question. Click here to get a detailed account.  It’s our main page about How To Use A Prostate Massager. Just scroll past about halfway down and you will see tabs the tell you what to do.

The instructions are truly original.  They work so effectively you will want to apply the recommendations to other areas of your life whenever you experience anxiety and tension. It’s kind of funny, but the takeaway is that whatever is good for your ass is good for your life!

Once you learn how to effectively relax your internal sphincter it’s really important you don’t use a prostate massager that is too big for you. If you are just starting out you need to make sure that you use a massager specifically designed for beginners.

As a beginner you should know there is no such thing as too small, too slow or too much lube. You are defeating the purpose of a pleasurable prostate massage if you have to go through a lot of pain to get one.

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December 2, 2020

How To Choose The Best Prostate Massager

how to choose a prostate massagerHow To Choose The Best Prostate Massager For Your Needs

How many questions would you have to answer to find out which prostate massager is best for you?

5? 10? 20?

How about 4?

All it takes is 4 questions and you will find the perfect prostate massager that takes into account all your preferences, from budget to sensory preferences.

Our new quiz will revolutionize the way men shop for prostate massagers because instead of doing hours of research, reading tons of sex toy reviews, all you have to do is take our 4-question, 20-second quiz.

How is that possible?

Because the research we’ve done  reveals that men only have a few criteria that actually matters to them:

  1. Is this prostate massager for beginners, intermediate or Advanced?
  2. Is this prostate massager going to cost me a little or a lot?
  3. Is this prostate massager made out of body safe materials or am I going to die a horrible death in the ER?
  4. Does this prostate massager vibrate?

Find out which prostate massagers got the highest scores in our Moan-O-Meter rankings for:

Best Prostate Massager Overall

Best Prostate Massager for Beginners

Best Prostate Massager for Intermediate/Advanced

We took these questions to heart.  They form the basis of our soon-to-be-famous prostate massager quiz. 

Answering those four questions produce 48 different variations. That means that if you take our quiz and change the answer to just one of those questions you are highly likely to get a recommendation to another prostate massager.

Our quiz will not only recommend the best prostate massager for your needs it also provides links to retailers who carry the product at the lowest price.

The bottom line?

Our quiz gets you the prostate massager that best fits your needs at the lowest price.

If that doesn’t give you an O-face we don’t know what will. 

Here’s another fantastic thing about our quiz– we don’t actually recommend any one massager over another. We simply point out which massager have the highest scores  from professional sex toy critics and civilian users with verified purchases.

We get those scores by aggregating all the reviews, developing statistically sound scores out of them, and then presenting them to you as a way a signaling the “wisdom of the crowd.”

Just like the movie review site Rotten Tomatoes, we do not actually review any of the products we recommend. We are aggregators not critics. To us, it’s more important to tell you what users of the product say about the product than what we do. 

In the end, it doesn’t matter what we think about the product because we could only offer you a glimpse into our own personal taste.

Why do that when we can offer you a  360 degree look at what everyone else has to say.

In addition to scoring each massager via aggregated reviews, we also summarize/synthesize what the consensus is for each one of these products. We list the pros, the cons and the in-between.

This gives you an unprecedented view of the product that you could not get with your own research.

Enough of our blathering. Are you ready to take the quiz?

No need to schedule it, as it only takes about 20 seconds and that’s if you have a bad internet connection 🙂

Note:  If you’d rather read the questions on the quiz you can find them verbatim in our post, How To Choose The Right Prostate Massager.

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November 17, 2020

How We Rank Our Prostate Massagers

best prostate massagersHow We Rank Our Prostate Massagers

Meet our Moan-O- Meter

You know how Rotten Tomatoes has a Tomatometer score? We call ours the Moan-O- Meter score.  Although our products are completely different the process with which we arrive at our scores is not.

On the critics side, we both have teams that read critical reviews and turn them into a single understandable score.  Our methodology is pretty simple: We categorize each expert critic review in five ways–very negative, negative, neutral, positive, and very positive.

Once we have those categorizations, our statistician creates a model that heavily weights both the number of reviews and whether they fall into the positive or very positive categories. 

For instance, a prostate massager with 10 neutral reviews would actually be ranked higher than a prostate massager with one positive review. Why? Because the more reviews you have the more trustworthy the information is.

On the consumer side, Rotten Tomatoes relies on ratings  from people who saw the movie while we rely on reviews from people with verified purchases.  We get these reviews from independent, third-party product review companies that works hand-in-hand with Google Reviews to ensure they are actually coming from consumers who’ve made verified purchases.

Basically, we have to do this by hand. That means we have a team of researchers that go into every online sex toy retailer and sees if there are reviews four the candidate product. They write down the number of reviews and the average score of those reviews.

To rank the products equitably, we develop a model that  gives more weight to the number of reviews as well as the positivity of them. Once again, we have to guard against products being ranked high with only one or two reviews with a 5.0. by weighting the results so we can make sure that the products that rank the highest also have the most amount of reviews. 

Of course the other similarity we have with Rotten Tomatoes is the fact that we use our research to investigate the pros and cons of each product. That means painstakingly reading not just all the critical expert reviews but the dozens and sometimes hundreds of user or “civilian” reviews from people who have made verified purchases.

 This is a very time-consuming task because as you can imagine many reviews contradict each other. For every person who likes a product there seems to be others who don’t. 

How do you make sense out of this kind of contradictory data? Well, you read and read and read and dig and dig and dig until you get to a point where there is a consensus of the things that are right with a product and a consensus about things that might not be. 

We are also very careful about always mentioning flaws that keep popping up in different reviews. These flaws are sometimes universally noted even by the people who like the product but more often they are articulated by a minority of reviewers. 

Even though they may be a minority we always mention these negatives because we think it’s important that you know about them.

And that is how prostate massagers get scored in our Moan-O- Meter.  Be sure to check out the top three winners in massagers: The Best Prostate Massager For Men,  The Best Prostate Massager For Beginners,  and The Best Prostate Massager For Advanced Players.

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October 8, 2020

Top 10 Non-Vibrating Prostate Massagers

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Njoy Pure Plug 2.0

Level: Beginner
Vibrates: no
Made of: Stainless Steel
Price: About $100

Critics Consensus

Known as the “Rolls Royce of plugs,” this absolutely gorgeous, stainless steel, hand-polished prostate massager is frequently described as a sight for sore eyes and a site for pure pleasure.

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LELO Billy

Level: Beginner

Vibrates: Yes

Made of: Silicon

Price: About $100

Critics Consensus

With a perfect curvature for the prostate, 35 vibration intensities delivering different types of orgasmic feelings, this “whisper-quiet” vibrator with a thinner girth for rookies is THE pick for beginners who want a prostate massager that vibrates.

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Lelo Hugo

Level: Advanced
Vibrates: Yes
Made of: Silicone
Price: About $215

Critics Consensus

The sleek, u-shaped design, the bulbed insertable end and two separate motors that simultaneously massage the prostate and perineum make this massager the advanced favorite among critics and users. 

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Fun Factory Bootie

Level: Beginner
Vibrates: No
Made of: Silicone
Price: About $36

Critics Consensus

Praised for its brilliant design, portability, soothing texture, and ease of insertion, the Fun Factory Bootie is the highest rated prostate massager for beginner. With a low price point for body-safe silicone, it's an unbeatable option for those new to prostate play.

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Aneros Helix Syn

Level: Beginner
Vibrates: No
Made of: Silicone
Price: About $72

Critics Consensus

Critics and reviewers alike loved the Aneros Eupho Syn for its ergonomic, lightweight design, surprisingly comfortable insertion, and the intense, hands-free orgasms it produces.

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Loki Wave

Level: Intermediate-Advanced
Vibrates: Yes
Made of: Silicone
Price: About $230

Critics Consensus

Hailed by critics and users alike for its dual vibrators (one for the prostate, the other for the perineum), this high-end massager sports an unusual feature in the form of a ‘finger’ that isn’t shy about asking you to ‘come hither.' Comes with ten different vibrational settings.

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Aneros Progasm

Level: Intermediate-Advanced
Vibrates: No
Made of: Plastic
Price: About $60

Critics Consensus

Users and critics alike hail the Progasm’s ability to deliver simultaneous stimulation to the prostate, perineum and an acupressure point beneath the tailbone, despite the learning curve and some disappointment in the specially designed “tabs.”

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Njoy Pfun Plug

Level: Intermediate-Advanced
Vibrates: No
Made of: Steel
Price: About $95

Critics Consensus

The shiny, sleek stainless steel construction of the Njoy Pfun Plug gives the versatility of temperature play, while the perfect curve of the stem, slim base and a tapered, bulbous head guarantees the prostate stimulation you are looking for.

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Rocks Off Naughty Boy

Level: Beginner
Vibrates: Yes
Made of: Silicone
Price: About $65

Critics Consensus

Praised for being “beginner friendly” by users and critics, Naughty boy is perfect for first time users and people who prefer the slim versions of prostate massagers. It has an easy grip design, rounded head for easy insertion, and a curved design to hit the P-Spot.

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Aneros Eupho Syn

Level: Beginner
Vibrates: No
Made of: Plastic
Price: About $72

Critics Consensus

Critics and reviewers alike loved the Aneros Eupho Syn for its ergonomic, lightweight design, surprisingly comfortable insertion, and the intense, hands-free orgasms it produces.

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We surveyed critic and user reviews all across the web to come up with our Top 10 Non-Vibrating Prostate Massagers. 

Just like  Rotten Tomatoes, the movie review aggregating site, we survey all the critical and user reviews (only we do it from sex blogs and online sex toy retailers) and turn them into percentage scores to help your buying decisions.

This amounts to crowdsourcing what people think about prostate massagers.

The Problem With Prostate Massager Critics

We don’t know about you, but while critic reviews can be helpful they’re also very limited and limiting. First, they rely on the personal taste of the reviewer, which you may not share.

Second, that reviewer is probably making money off that review, compelling him or her to either give the product a better review than it deserves or to only publish reviews of products that they liked so they could say nice things about it and convince you to buy them.

The problem with looking at user reviews is different.  Namely, that you typically only look at the reviews from one online retailer. But there are over 200 online retailers who sell sex toys. What do the reviews about that same product say on those other platforms? You are certainly not going to go through a couple of hundred platforms to figure it out.

Especially when we do it for you. 🙂

What makes our list of Top 10 Non Vibrating Prostate Massagers Of 2019  so different is that it’s a consensus of what critics and users have to say about each product.

This means that you are reducing the risk of buying a dud. Buying a product on the basis of one or two critical or user reviews can be very risky. But that risk is reduced when you have dozens of critic reviews and sometimes hundreds of user reviews from across different stores.

What Kind Of Prostate Massager Should You Consider Buying?

You’ll notice that our Top 10  Non Vibrating Prostate Massagers are made from many different materials– silicone,  glass, steel, and plastic.

How do you decide which one you would like better?

Silicon is squishier. It feels a lot more deluxe than any other material. But it does have some drawbacks. First, you can’t use silicone lubes, which is a total bummer if you are a fan of them.

Depending on the product and the grade of silicone used, silicone products can retain those not so sweet smells once you’ve used them. 

What about glass?

A lot of people get squeamish about putting glass up their butts. They picture the glass breaking and suddenly finding themselves starring in a sex toy horror flick.

Nothing could be further from the truth. Manufacturers use pretty much unbreakable glass to make sex toys. We say pretty much because the glass can break but you’d almost have to take a hammer to it or drop it from a third-story window.

But why would people want to use glass as a sex toy?

The smoothness of the material allows you to glide in and out easily. And if you warm it in hot water or cool it in the freezer it can have some profoundly delightful sensations. 

What about steel? Why would you want to use that?

Steel adds heft. If you like the feeling of fullness, steel can be a very good friend indeed.

In addition, medical grade steel is polished to perfection. It is quite beautiful and if you’re going to put something in your body why not make that something truly beautiful?

What about plastic?

Plastic has its own advantage. First, it’s cheaper to produce so therefore cheaper to buy.

Second, plastic sex toys are usually made out of one piece. Meaning, there is no seam, as there are in many silicone products. This is a deal-breaker for some people as they detest seams in their sex toys.

Plastic is also much easier to clean, an added bonus.

Drop us a line if you have any questions about the prostate massagers on this list. Happy shopping!

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October 2, 2020

How To Clean Sex Toys

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How To Clean Sex Toys

Nobody teaches how to clean sex toys in sex-ed.  So when you’ve just had an incredible solo play session with your favorite toy, and you’re totally blissed out, or if you played with a partner and you’d rather drift off to sleep wrapped in each other’s arms we get why you wouldn’t think about the unsexy topic of toy hygiene. Cleaning that little button of bliss is just not…well, a priority.

So much easier to just set it aside, slip it in your bedside drawer, and promise yourself to clean it tomorrow. You’ll get to it eventually. Or so you tell yourself.

It’s even easier to convince yourself that cleaning sex toys is not a priority if you don’t share toys. You’ll just rinse them off every once in a while and call it all good. No big deal, right?

Wrong. The least you can do for the toys-that-cause-your-toes-to-curl is to keep them appropriately clean. On the regular.

Not to mention, eww. Who wants to play with a dirty toy?

Cleaning Sex Toys Prolongs Their Life

Cleaning your sex toys is the responsible thing to do. Also, it extends the life of your “baubles of bliss” and you want to keep those babies coming (excuse the pun) on for as long as you can.

Besides, can you even imagine pulling out your favorite toy, and having it smell or god-forbid it has bits of something on it? What if you pulled it out in that condition in front of a partner? What if that partner was someone NEW?

Critic Amber Rose at My Slut Box admonishes cleanliness when it comes to sex toys, saying “Dirty toys can cause nasty infections, and sharing improperly cleaned toys with a partner can actually transmit STIs and STDs between you and bae. Yikes!”

Bacteria the Boner Killer

Avoiding bacteria and infections–especially preventing sexually transmitted diseases–are pretty powerful motivators for keeping your toys clean. According to Brown University, “while some STIs die once the fluid they live in dries, others (such as hepatitis and scabies) can live for weeks or months outside of the body.”

What’s that? Oh, it’s the sound of desire deflating faster than balloon in cold weather. Diseases tend to do that, unfortunately.

SexBloggess warns that you’ll want to be extra careful with your disinfecting routine “if you have had an STI recently, but also if you’ve experienced any oral (strep throat, bronchitis, the flu, etc) vaginal (yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, UTIs, etc) or anal (actual anal infections but also stomach/bowel illnesses such as diarhea) infections.”

Beware Playing Whack-a-Hole

Whether you are sharing with a partner or using your toy solo, always use caution when using one toy for both vaginal and anal play. You may want to have extra toys handy rather than risk infection from going back and forth willy nilly.

And unless you are sharing with a fluid-bonded partner whom you know to be free of infections, sharing is not a good idea. Self advises that “the rectum is home to all kinds of bacteria your vagina isn’t used to, like E. coli, and some of this bacteria could get transferred to a toy you use anally. If that bacteria comes in contact with your (or your partner’s) urinary tract, it could cause a urinary tract infection (UTI).”

The Sex Toy Protection Act

Protecting your investment is always a good idea. Expert sex toy ctitic Lily at Dangerous Lily recommends proper cleaning not only for health and safety, but also for the longevity of your toys. Most sex toys (at least the ones you should be buying and sticking inside your body) aren’t exactly cheap. If you are going to invest your hard-earned cash in a high-quality sex toy that provides hours of pleasure and (hopefully) reality-altering orgasms, the least you can is make sure it lasts as long as you do.

Critic Mia Hart at Blissful Cherry agrees: ”Especially when it comes to the pricier sex toys, it’s definitely a good feeling knowing that you are truly getting the most out of your purchase before having to replace it.”

How To Clean Your Sex Toys

Now that you know WHY you have to clean your sex toys, you need to know HOW.  Which depends on the material they’re made of. Are they porous or non-porous? Not all cleaning processes provide the same results so make sure you know whether your toy is porous or non-porous.

Non-Porous

The most important distinction between porous and non-porous toys is the fact that “non-porous sex toys are the only ones that can be safely shared (without the need for a condom barrier)”, says expert sex toy critic Dangerous Lily.

Toys made from materials such as metal, glass, ceramic, stone, wood, and 100% silicone are all non-porous and can be safely sanitized for safe sharing.

Porous

Porous toys, on the other hand, can only be cleaned with soap and water, meaning they cannot be thoroughly sanitized. “Jelly, latex, PVC, rubber, cyberskin, unsealed woods and ceramics, other weird shit that should never be a sex toy material in the first place – all porous. This means microorganisms can penetrate and camp out inside the pores of the material, growing and potentially causing infection,” explains SexBloggess.

Know the Difference Between Clean, Disinfect, and Sanitize

Professional sex toy critic SexBloggess encourages sex toy owners to learn the basics of toy cleaning vocabulary. “ Clean, Disinfect, Sanitize, and Sterilize – are all used fairly interchangeably to those who don’t work in medical/health, scientific, or food service industries, but they do mean very different things, so it’s important to know their differences and how they relate to your sex toys, and ultimately, your safety,” explains SexBloggess.

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Clean.

Cleaning really only refers to the simple process of washing a toy off with soap and water. While this may clear any debris on the toy, it is not thorough enough to consider a toy safe for sharing, nor does it protect you from reinfecting yourself with bacteria if you use your toy while having an infection. Cleaning your toy should be the first step in the overall cleaning process, says SexBloggess. “Cleaning with soap and water may remove some germs from the surface, but doesn’t claim to kill them. Disinfecting, sanitizing, and sterilizing cannot happen on any dirty surface with debris keeping parts covered.”

Disinfect.

The process of disinfecting a toy generally requires a soaking period and often with a chemical additive to aid in the killing of germs. Bleach, isopropyl alcohol, and hydrogen peroxide are common products used for disinfecting, typically at a 10% disinfectant/90% water solution. SexBlogess points out that “Disinfecting doesn’t necessarily clean,” and you should always wipe your toy clean of all debris prior to the disinfection process.

Sanitize.

Is there a difference between disinfecting and sanitizing? For our purposes, not really (disinfecting is where you want to go). However, beware toys that claim that throwing them into the dishwasher means they are automatically sanitized. For true disinfecting and sanitizing, you must soak them in germ-killing solutions.

How To Clean Sex Toys of Different Materials

Now that you know the why and the how of cleaning your little orgasm-a-trons, let’s talk about recommendations for specific toys.

Silicone toys.

If your toy is 100% silicone, it’s non-porous and you have many options for cleaning and disinfecting. Clean and remove debris by washing with soap and water, and consider disinfecting by boiling or soaking in a 10% bleach solution every few uses, especially if used for anal play. Be aware that “while silicone is considered non-porous, it’s actually microporous and can hang on to odors,” warns expert critic Dangerous Lily. Preventing and removing smells is another reason to disinfect regularly.

Steel toys.

Steel, being non-porous, is also easy to clean. Similar to cleaning methods used for silicone, steel toys can washed with soap and water after use, and your choice of disinfecting method when needed. You can boil your steel toy (be sure to let the toy cool before handling to prevent burns) and if you choose to use a bleach solution, be sure to use COLD water, since “warm bleach can ruin stainless steel,” recommends Lyps.

Glass toys.

Wash your glass toys with soap and water. As with silicone and steel, you can disinfect by boiling for 3-4 minutes, being careful that it is cooled down before handling. A mild bleach solution of 10% bleach and 90% water is also an option, though Self advises you should “rinse it off thoroughly, then wash it with mild soap and water. Bleach is persona non grata for your vagina and related parts. You need to make sure there’s not a trace left before using the toy.”

Plastic toys.

Be sure you know what kind of plastic your toy is made out of before cleaning it. A hard ABS plastic is non-porous and non-toxic, and can be cleaned like your silicone,glass, and steel toys. You should skip the boiling and bleach solution and “use the wipe-down method or soap and water. Shiny ABS plastic can handle rubbing alcohol, PU [polyurethane] coated might not. Refer to the manufacturer’s instructions if they have any,” says Dangerous Lily. Thermoplastics are another story. They are porous, and “porous toys can give you yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, expose your vagina/anus to harsh chemicals or mold, and more,” Dangerous Lily explains. The best you can do with thermoplastics is washing with soap and water, and they can never be sanitized, which makes them unsafe.

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Wood toys.

Is your wood sex toy sealed? If not, find out before cleaning. Properly sealed wood is non-porous, if the wood isn’t sealed it will be porous. You should also be aware that wood toy sealants can wear off over time, meaning that eventually it will become porous and unable to be disinfected. Dangerous Lily recommends purchasing toys from Nobessence if wood toys are your thing, and be sure to follow manufacture cleaning instructions: “Clean your wood sex toys with a soft cloth, and do not use abrasive cleaners. Currently Nobessence is the only company making wooden sex toys with a medical-grade finish that can tolerate diluted bleach washes / rubbing alcohol for sanitization in between partners.”

After cleaning, be sure to store your toys properly.

In addition to keeping your toys clean, you’ll also want to make sure they’re stored properly. A toy that’s stored while still wet can mildew, and a toy just rolling around in your junk drawer is prone to pick up undesirable hitchhikers like lint, hair, and germs. An unprotected sex toy can also get damaged if not properly stored, causing it to be unsafe to use.

Should I invest in commercialized sex toy cleaners?

The easy way is not always the best way. While there are a ton of products on the market claiming to be all you need to clean your sex toys, professional sex toy critic Robyn at Secret Room says “The truth is…Sex toy cleaners should NOT be your go-to washing method.” Between questionable claims, suspicious ingredients, and unknown long-term effects on you and your toy, it is not a necessity for clean toys, but more of a convenience.“It’s nice to have, but you don’t NEED it,” explains Robyn.

It may serve a purpose when you are traveling without access to bleach or boiling water, and expert critic Robyn uses it as one part of a multi-step process: “I like to use a sex toy cleaner as a stage after soap and before disinfecting. It’s another layer of hygiene for the germophobic.” So feel free to buy a bottle, but make sure it is not your sole method of cleaning your toys.

Can’t I just use a condom on my sex toys?

Here’s a pro tip from expert sex toy critic Dangerous Lily: When using condoms with your sex toys, use non-lubricated condoms or be sure that the condom is lubricated with a water-based lube. “Most condoms that are lubricated use a silicone lube, and it is usually a cheap one.”

Silicone lubes don’t mix silicone sex toys. That’s kind of a funny rule to remember, but you must if you want to keep your toys safe: Silicone lubes will destroy silicone sex toys.

What have we learned?

Cleaning your toys should be a two-part process of removing debris, then using a material appropriate method of sanitizing. In a perfect world, you would do this every time you use your toy. In reality, you’re more likely to clean with soap and water after use, and use a disinfecting method every couple of uses.

That rule changes, of course, if you’re doing a lot of anal play. Disinfecting often is especially important when you go south. Take good care of your toys, and your toys will take good care of you!

Live long and come often, friends.

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September 27, 2020

Top Ten Prostate Massagers For Advanced Players

top 10 prostate massagers advancedTop Ten Prostate Massagers For Advanced Players

We got our Top 10 Prostate Massagers For Advanced Players by aggregating critic and user reviews from across the web and turning them into buying scores to help you decide what to purchase.

Like the movie review site Rotten Tomatoes, we do not actually review products. Instead, we do a sort of survey a critics and users to see what they have to say.

It works like this: we scoured the web for professional critics– people who run sex blogs and review sex toys as part of their living. We read each and every one of them, take notes on what they liked and what they didn’t. We calculate each review in terms of six categories– very negative, negative, neutral, positive, very positive.

Then we synthesize or summarize everything that the critics said into what we call the “Critics Consensus.” Then we run this through our Moan-O-Meter where we come up with a percentage score from zero to a hundred.

Of course what critics have to say is not necessarily what users have to say, as any reading of Rotten Tomatoes will tell you. Therefore, we do the painstaking process of looking up every review that has a verified purchase attached to it across the web. That means we go through dozens of online sex toy stores looking for reviews.

Then we do what we did with the critics— we summarize the consensus among reviewers, average their scores and then rank them in our Moan-O-Meter.

The result?

An entirely new way of sizing up a sex toy. Now instead of relying on any one reviewer’s personal taste you can rely on the wisdom of the crowds. 

We are proud to present our Top 10 Prostate Massagers For Advanced Players based on aggregated reviews from critics and users. We’ve also given you links to the cheapest places to buy the winning products. We may make a small commission on any product you buy through our links.

Happy shopping!

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Lelo Hugo

Level: Advanced
Vibrates: Yes
Made of: Silicone
Price: About $215

Critics Consensus

The sleek, u-shaped design, the bulbed insertable end and two separate motors that simultaneously massage the prostate and perineum make this massager the advanced favorite among critics and users. 

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Loki Wave

Level: Intermediate-Advanced
Vibrates: Yes
Made of: Silicone
Price: About $230

Critics Consensus

Hailed by critics and users alike for its dual vibrators (one for the prostate, the other for the perineum), this high-end massager sports an unusual feature in the form of a ‘finger’ that isn’t shy about asking you to ‘come hither.' Comes with ten different vibrational settings.

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Aneros Progasm

Level: Intermediate-Advanced
Vibrates: No
Made of: Plastic
Price: About $60

Critics Consensus

Users and critics alike hail the Progasm’s ability to deliver simultaneous stimulation to the prostate, perineum and an acupressure point beneath the tailbone, despite the learning curve and some disappointment in the specially designed “tabs.”

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Njoy Pfun Plug

Level: Intermediate-Advanced
Vibrates: No
Made of: Steel
Price: About $95

Critics Consensus

The shiny, sleek stainless steel construction of the Njoy Pfun Plug gives the versatility of temperature play, while the perfect curve of the stem, slim base and a tapered, bulbous head guarantees the prostate stimulation you are looking for.

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Lelo Bruno

Level: Intermediate-Advanced
Vibrates: Yes
Made of: Silicone
Price: About HERE

Critics Consensus

Luxurious with two powerful motors (one for the prostate, another for the perineum) and 6 vibration settings, this fully submersible massager can take you to ecstasy and back in a single 2-hour charge.

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Tantus P-Spot

Level: Intermediate-Advanced
Vibrates: Yes
Made of: Silicone
Price: About $54

Critics Consensus

Not for the faint of heart or those unexperienced in anal play, users describe the Tantus P-spot as “a serious piece of sex hardware.” The silicone shaft has a large bulbous tip that’s curved for prostate stimulation but isn’t tapered like many other anal toys.

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Je Joue Nuo

Level: Intermediate-Advanced
Vibrates: Yes
Made of: Silicone
Price: About $150

Critics Consensus

Glowing reviews from users and critics center around the silky-smooth silicone body and powerful, 2-motored approach for endless amounts of vibration-based fun. Critics are crazy about the myriad of options that the Nuo offers you, with the ability to personalize all sorts of rumbly vibrations from either an app on a smartphone or a lookalike pen for more discreet play.

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Tantus ElectraStim

Level: Advanced
Vibrates: Yes
Made of: Silicone
Price: About HERE

Critics Consensus

With a dual-channel stimulator that enlivens four quadri-polar contacts with electrosex tingles this advanced massager will focus on stimulation to either side of the shaft or either side of the perineum massager.

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Maximus Trident

Level: Intermediate-Advanced
Vibrates: No
Made of: Plastic
Price: About $55

Critics Consensus

The Aneros Maximus Trident offers both internal prostate and external perineum stimulation, thanks to the “P” and “K” tabs. The neck of the massager has a moderately-sized, bulbous head angled to stimulate the prostate and a second bulge that helps keep the massager in place.

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Aneros Helix Trident

Level: Intermediate-Advanced
Vibrates: No
Made of: Plastic
Price: About $66

Critics Consensus

The Helix Syn Trident is an updated version of Aneros’ previous model (the Helix Syn). It maintains the same classic Aneros design but offers a smaller head allowing for more targeted prostate play. Users praise the newly designed perineum tabs which are much “smoother” and provide a steadier, more comfortable amount of pressure.

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About Our Top Ten Prostate Massagers For Advanced Players

There are a couple of things that distinguish an advanced prostate massager from a beginner. First, is a matter of size.

People experienced in anal play like the feeling of fullness that a larger size toy gives them. This is an acquired taste that only comes from lots of practice and frankly a bit of desensitization that happens from regular anal play.

But it isn’t just a matter of fullness, a bigger head on a prostate massager means that it will touch and stimulate  a larger area of the prostate, giving even more pleasure than usual.

Of course, inserting a much larger prostate toy means you have to be a much more deeply experienced person in relaxing the sphincter. Otherwise it’ll feel like you’re starring in a horror movie. We’re going to give you some tips on relaxing your sphincter towards the end of this article.

The other thing that you’ll notice about advanced prostate massagers is that they tend to be vibrating toys.

For example, 6 out of the 10 highest-scoring advanced prostate massagers on our list have vibrating capabilities. That shouldn’t be a surprise because the more experienced you are in anal play the more you want a variety of sensations. A variety that for the most part can only be attained by different vibration patterns.

Advanced prostate toys not only have vibration capabilities but they also try to outdo each other with the sophistication of those vibrations.

This could be, for instance, a larger number of vibrating patterns. Or it could be more powerful settings. Or it could be sophisticated remote controls, like the ability to operate the vibrations through your smartphone.

We definitely do not recommend these advanced prostate massagers for beginners. They have enough problems inserting anything into their bums.  The idea of inserting something that vibrates and that you have to control either through a remote or on the vibrator itself is just too much for them.

Another thing that distinguishes advanced prostate massagers is their beautiful, thoughtful design. There is no getting around it– the more advanced prostate toys are far more beautiful than the ones for beginners. There are some exceptions but they just proved the rule.

Yet another thing that separates advanced prostate massagers is that they are made from better materials. That means that they are going to last longer and feel better.

For example, the silicone that they use is of a higher grade so it’s going to feel a lot plushier. Hey, is that a word? Plush and squishy rules the day for the better massagers.

So there you have it. Advanced prostate massagers tend to have vibration capabilities, are designed more beautifully, last a lot longer, and the single most important thing we haven’t talked about it, will give you a much more powerful prostate orgasm. 

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More On Our Top 10 Prostate Massagers For Advanced Players

If you are a prostate massager aficionado you might notice that some popular massagers did not make our list. This is because we only rate massagers that are made with body safe materials.

Because the government does not regulate sex toys very well,  we cannot trust any label that claims the product is manufactured with body safe materials.

So how do we determine which products are made with materials that will keep you safe?

We went to the sex toy reviewers we trusted the most. The reviewers who know the manufacturers intimately. The reviewers who have actually sent products to be tested for toxicity. We went to all those reviewers and did a roundup of which manufacturers they trusted.

Armed with that list of reputable manufacturers we set out to analyze the products they produced. And no one else’s.

We are not casting aspersions on any prostate massager that did not make our list. For example, many of the big sex toy online retailers produce their own popular prostate massagers. But because we don’t know who manufactures it for them we don’t have a sense of the kind of materials that they are using–no matter what they claim or what the label says.

Why is it so important that prostate massagers be made out of body safe materials?

Body heat can break down toxic, often cancer-causing agents used in the manufacturing of a sex toy. These particles can leak into your insides and wreak havoc. From negligible things like rashes to overwhelming consequences like cancer.

The stakes are too high to ignore the manufacturing process of sex toys.

It is also by the way, why we never link to Amazon even though they have the cheapest prices. Here’s why:  Amazon has a huge problem with counterfeit products. These fakes are hard to tell from the real stuff. 

And if it’s a fake you can bet your bottom dollar, or a dollar on your bottom, that they are made with unsafe materials.

The counterfeit situation on Amazon is so bad that some reputable sex toy manufacturers literally have pages on their website warning people not to buy from Amazon.  Often, because they know people will shop Amazon no matter what, they will outline the rigorous steps you need to take to ensure that you are buying a genuine product from the brand.

Counterfeit products are not only most likely made out of unsafe materials, they also tend to break and not work as promised.

Many consumers, unaware that they bought a counterfeit product, end up leaving bad reviews for the real brand.

These consumers are also angry that they can’t get a refund. But the manufacturer is not going to give you a refund for buying a counterfeit product.

Bottom line:  stay away from Amazon if you want to buy a genuine sex toys made by a reputable manufacturer. Or, to be completely fair to Amazon, do your homework and research how to avoid buying counterfeit products.

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The Great Drawback To Our Top 10 Prostate Massages For advanced Players 

If you analyze the toys on our top 10 prostate massagers list you will notice that the one thing that they almost all have in common is a high price.

This brings up a great question:  how much is too much for something you’re going to stick up your ass. 🙂

A question like this is best answered with another question– what is a powerful orgasm worth to you?

If it isn’t worth much then you shouldn’t spend the money for an advanced massager.

But if it is, then you should.

A lot of people wonder why advanced prostate massagers are so expensive. Our answer is simple: quality costs.

If you were to line up the top beginner prostate massagers on one side of the table and the top advanced toys on the right side a few things will become obvious.

First is that the advanced massagers are far more beautiful. In fact, some critics consider them a work of art. beauty is an unquantifiable characteristic. If you value it you’ll be willing to pay for it. If you don’t value it then it’s not going to be a criteria for your selection.

Another thing you’ll notice, especially if you touch the products, is that the advanced massagers literally feel better. If it’s a silicone product, the silicone will be made from a higher grade and therefore feel a lot more plush.

Same thing with other materials like steel or glass. There really are major differences in the type of glass the cheaper prostate massagers use than the more expensive ones.

Another differentiating factor among advanced toys is that they are built better and therefore will last longer. Many have made the case that what you save from your original purchase of a cheap toy goes out the window over time because you will most likely have to replace it. 

Yet another thing that you’ll notice between the beginner and advanced toys is at the advanced ones tend to have the capability to vibrate.

This doesn’t make the advanced toys better; it just makes them different. Vibration settings and patterns can add a completely new dimension to anal play but that capability costs money and it’s a major reason for high advanced toy prices.

But let’s get back to our original question– how much is too much to stick up your bum? 

Sadly we have no answer to that. It is strictly a matter of what is important to you and what your budget considerations are.

We maintain that the best strategy for buying sex toys is to start small, whether that’s in size or in price and establish a “pleasure proof-of-concept.” Meaning, prove to yourself that prostate toys deliver memorable pleasure.  

This is important because there is no point in spending a lot of money on something that doesn’t give you a lot of pleasure. If you can prove to yourself that cheaper prostate massagers give you immense pleasure, then you have the proof you need to spend more money on better products. 

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The #1 Sex Toy Store Online According To Our Customer Satisfaction Ratings

September 24, 2020

The #1 Sex Toy Store Online According To Our Customer Satisfaction Ratings

The #1 Sex Toy Store Online According To Our Customer Satisfaction Ratings

Where To Buy Sex Toys Online

How many times has a certain hesitation stopped you from buying a vibrator online?

Or exploring butt plugs? Or submission rope?

If you’re like a lot of guys, the hesitation isn’t about wanting a sex toy or being ashamed of wanting it (it’s 2019 for chrissakes!).

The hesitation isn’t WHAT, it’s WHERE.  As in where should you buy a sex toy?  After all, there are over 200 stores online specializing in mail-order orgasms and a great deal of them are shady.

You may not have verbalized this to yourself so we’ll do it for you: Imagine the inconvenience and out-of-pocket costs of ordering a sex toy that doesn’t work from a company that makes it nearly impossible to return it or get a refund.

It’s one thing to complain to your office mates about calling Comcast for the internet going out but what about a defective sex toy?  You can’t exactly say, “My vibrator quit just as I was about to part my waters and the villains at Nymphotoys.com’s customer service won’t answer their phones!”

Well, you could say it but….

At any rate, you won’t need to if you look at our ratings of online sex toy stores because you can order from stores that have a proven record of customer satisfaction.

Introducing The Top 10 Sex Toy Stores Online

We’ve rated 200 online stores in our report titled, Where To Buy Sex Toys Online. Here are the Top 10:

RankStoreBest Sellers PageHot Deals PageFree Shipping on orders ofSupportReturn GuaranteeFree Return Postage?
1Adam & EveBest SellersHot Deals$59+Phone, email, chat90 daysNot specified
2BabelandBest SellersHot Deals$69+Phone, email, chat30 days if defectiveNot specified
3Too TimidBest SellersHot Deals$65+Phone, email, support form30 daysNo
4EdenfantasysBest SellersHot Deals$50+Phone30 days if defectiveNot specified
5LiberatorBest SellersHot Deals$75+Phone, emailYes if approvedNo
6StockroomBest SellersHot Deals$99+Phone, email30 days if defectiveYes
7Ella Paradis Best SellersHot Deals$49+Phone, email30 days if defectiveNot specified
8Vibrators.comBest SellersHot DealsNAPhone, email30 days if defectiveNot specified
9Early 2 Bed ShopBest SellersHot Deals$125+Phone, email60 days if defectiveNot specified
10Hustler HollywoodBest SellersHot Deals$0+Contact form30 daysYes

Hey, wait a minute! What about the rest of the 200 stores? You’ll see them in a minute. For now, let’s be realistic: If you can’t feel comfortable ordering from stores that ranked 1-10 out of a list of 200 then we’ve failed at pleasuring your consumer sensibilities!

We kid.  There are lots of reasons to go further down the line–some stores specialize in items you prefer or some stores might offer better incentives important like free or low shipping costs.

How We Got Our Store Ratings

We couldn’t very well order items from 200 different stores so our ratings are NOT based on our opinion.  They’re based on the opinions of verified customers in surveys done by independent product review companies.

The easiest way to understand this is through Google’s Seller Rating–a score Google gives to companies who hire independent research companies to survey their customers or embed Google’s code into their websites (you’ll know this as “Google Reviews”).

Now, the truth is that only about 30 of the 200 online sex toy stores have a Google Seller Rating. How did we determine scores for the rest of the pack?

Through a combination of third-party research companies that score websites on Domain Authority, PageRank and TrustFlow.  We don’t want to get too far into the weeds with this so suffice it to say that these companies offer metrics that rank websites on their popularity and trustworthiness.

The bottom line: You don’t have to guess or take a risk on an unknown store. You can look at our ratings and see how third-party independent companies rank them. Again, you are not seeing our opinions of the best stores; we have aggregated data from unbiased sources to rank them.

Now for the first time buying a sex toy will be almost as pleasurable as using one. Enjoy!

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