Top 10 Non-Vibrating Prostate Massagers
# | Prostate Massager | Moan-O-Meter Score | Cheapest Prices: |
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> | Njoy Pure Plug 2.0Level: BeginnerVibrates: no Made of: Stainless Steel Price: About $100 | Critics ConsensusKnown as the “Rolls Royce of plugs,” this absolutely gorgeous, stainless steel, hand-polished prostate massager is frequently described as a sight for sore eyes and a site for pure pleasure. | $$ |
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> | LELO BillyLevel: BeginnerVibrates: Yes Made of: Silicon Price: About $100 | Critics ConsensusWith a perfect curvature for the prostate, 35 vibration intensities delivering different types of orgasmic feelings, this “whisper-quiet” vibrator with a thinner girth for rookies is THE pick for beginners who want a prostate massager that vibrates. | $$ |
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> | Lelo HugoLevel: AdvancedVibrates: Yes Made of: Silicone Price: About $215 | Critics ConsensusThe sleek, u-shaped design, the bulbed insertable end and two separate motors that simultaneously massage the prostate and perineum make this massager the advanced favorite among critics and users. | $$ |
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> | Fun Factory BootieLevel: BeginnerVibrates: No Made of: Silicone Price: About $36 | Critics ConsensusPraised for its brilliant design, portability, soothing texture, and ease of insertion, the Fun Factory Bootie is the highest rated prostate massager for beginner. With a low price point for body-safe silicone, it's an unbeatable option for those new to prostate play. | $$ |
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> | Aneros Helix SynLevel: BeginnerVibrates: No Made of: Silicone Price: About $72 | Critics ConsensusCritics and reviewers alike loved the Aneros Eupho Syn for its ergonomic, lightweight design, surprisingly comfortable insertion, and the intense, hands-free orgasms it produces. | $$ |
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> | Loki WaveLevel: Intermediate-AdvancedVibrates: Yes Made of: Silicone Price: About $230 | Critics ConsensusHailed by critics and users alike for its dual vibrators (one for the prostate, the other for the perineum), this high-end massager sports an unusual feature in the form of a ‘finger’ that isn’t shy about asking you to ‘come hither.' Comes with ten different vibrational settings. | $$ |
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> | Aneros ProgasmLevel: Intermediate-AdvancedVibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $60 | Critics ConsensusUsers and critics alike hail the Progasm’s ability to deliver simultaneous stimulation to the prostate, perineum and an acupressure point beneath the tailbone, despite the learning curve and some disappointment in the specially designed “tabs.” | $$ |
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> | Njoy Pfun PlugLevel: Intermediate-AdvancedVibrates: No Made of: Steel Price: About $95 | Critics ConsensusThe shiny, sleek stainless steel construction of the Njoy Pfun Plug gives the versatility of temperature play, while the perfect curve of the stem, slim base and a tapered, bulbous head guarantees the prostate stimulation you are looking for. | $$ |
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> | Rocks Off Naughty BoyLevel: BeginnerVibrates: Yes Made of: Silicone Price: About $65 | Critics ConsensusPraised for being “beginner friendly” by users and critics, Naughty boy is perfect for first time users and people who prefer the slim versions of prostate massagers. It has an easy grip design, rounded head for easy insertion, and a curved design to hit the P-Spot. | $$ |
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> | Aneros Eupho SynLevel: BeginnerVibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $72 | Critics ConsensusCritics and reviewers alike loved the Aneros Eupho Syn for its ergonomic, lightweight design, surprisingly comfortable insertion, and the intense, hands-free orgasms it produces. | $$ |
We surveyed critic and user reviews all across the web to come up with our Top 10 Non-Vibrating Prostate Massagers.
Just like Rotten Tomatoes, the movie review aggregating site, we survey all the critical and user reviews (only we do it from sex blogs and online sex toy retailers) and turn them into percentage scores to help your buying decisions.
This amounts to crowdsourcing what people think about prostate massagers.
The Problem With Prostate Massager Critics
We don’t know about you, but while critic reviews can be helpful they’re also very limited and limiting. First, they rely on the personal taste of the reviewer, which you may not share.
Second, that reviewer is probably making money off that review, compelling him or her to either give the product a better review than it deserves or to only publish reviews of products that they liked so they could say nice things about it and convince you to buy them.
The problem with looking at user reviews is different. Namely, that you typically only look at the reviews from one online retailer. But there are over 200 online retailers who sell sex toys. What do the reviews about that same product say on those other platforms? You are certainly not going to go through a couple of hundred platforms to figure it out.
Especially when we do it for you. 🙂
What makes our list of Top 10 Non Vibrating Prostate Massagers Of 2019 so different is that it’s a consensus of what critics and users have to say about each product.
This means that you are reducing the risk of buying a dud. Buying a product on the basis of one or two critical or user reviews can be very risky. But that risk is reduced when you have dozens of critic reviews and sometimes hundreds of user reviews from across different stores.
What Kind Of Prostate Massager Should You Consider Buying?
You’ll notice that our Top 10 Non Vibrating Prostate Massagers are made from many different materials– silicone, glass, steel, and plastic.
How do you decide which one you would like better?
Silicon is squishier. It feels a lot more deluxe than any other material. But it does have some drawbacks. First, you can’t use silicone lubes, which is a total bummer if you are a fan of them.
Depending on the product and the grade of silicone used, silicone products can retain those not so sweet smells once you’ve used them.
What about glass?
A lot of people get squeamish about putting glass up their butts. They picture the glass breaking and suddenly finding themselves starring in a sex toy horror flick.
Nothing could be further from the truth. Manufacturers use pretty much unbreakable glass to make sex toys. We say pretty much because the glass can break but you’d almost have to take a hammer to it or drop it from a third-story window.
But why would people want to use glass as a sex toy?
The smoothness of the material allows you to glide in and out easily. And if you warm it in hot water or cool it in the freezer it can have some profoundly delightful sensations.
What about steel? Why would you want to use that?
Steel adds heft. If you like the feeling of fullness, steel can be a very good friend indeed.
In addition, medical grade steel is polished to perfection. It is quite beautiful and if you’re going to put something in your body why not make that something truly beautiful?
What about plastic?
Plastic has its own advantage. First, it’s cheaper to produce so therefore cheaper to buy.
Second, plastic sex toys are usually made out of one piece. Meaning, there is no seam, as there are in many silicone products. This is a deal-breaker for some people as they detest seams in their sex toys.
Plastic is also much easier to clean, an added bonus.
Drop us a line if you have any questions about the prostate massagers on this list. Happy shopping!
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