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May 11, 2009

How to tell him he’s rubbish in bed.

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The same way you tell her, with one major difference:  Your body language.

Women are “face-to-face” communicators, while men respond better in “side-by-side” talks.   Women like a lot more eye contact and anthropologists think it has a lot to do with the biological roots of nursing, cuddling and caring for infants, which requires prolonged eye contact.

Men, on the other hand, tend to see eye contact as  confrontational.  Helen Fisher, in what has to be one of the best sex books ever, Why We Love, explains it this way:

“For many millennia men faced their enemies; they sat or walked sat by side as they hunted game with their friends.”

In other words, if you’re going to talk, do it while you’re walking, cooking or doing some activity where you’ll be side-by-side, not face-to-face.

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May 11, 2009

How to tell her she’s rubbish in bed.

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She’s so bad you fall asleep halfway through her moans.

How do you bring up such sensitive topic without getting kicked to the curb?

By avoiding a conversation at all costs.  Let’s face it, we men suck at talking.   We always end up buying ourselves a late-night spot on the couch.  I always suggest the Foreplay Forum instead.  Get naked in bed and ask all the questions you want her to ask you.  Like, “What are three things you’d like more of?  Show me how you want me to go south on you.  Show me the best way to touch you.”  Test-drive her suggestions by asking, “Like this or like that?  Harder or softer?  Slower or faster?”  Once she sees how much interest you take in *her* pleasure, she’ll be a lot more receptive to yours.

Now, if she’s got an awful “stick-it-in-I’ve-got-clothes-to-fold” attitude, then you HAVE to talk.   Where?  Anywhere but the bedroom.  Too threatening.  When?  Not after sex.   Aim for mellow time—like a Sunday morning when you’re sipping coffee and pretending to read the New York Times.  How?  Casually.  No pronouncements like, “Honey, We’ve Got To Talk About Our Sex Lives.”   That’s a guaranteed way of going from bad sex to no sex.   Instead, frame it as a desire to take both your sex lives to the next level.

Keep things positive and for God’s sakes, don’t be honest. She doesn’t need to know that the National Hurricane Center gave your last session a Category 5 Yawn.  And don’t think you can tell her what she’s bad at as long as you tell her what she’s good at.  She’ll never forgive you.  When you get down to specifics, tell her what you want more of, not less of.  Bottom line:  Don’t cop an attitude when you can cop a feel.

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May 11, 2009

The winner of Miss Pole Dance World 2009

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The event in Jamaica once again proves that the shortest distance between two points is a tight blouse. She is nothing short of amazing. Take a look.

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May 9, 2009

Outsource your Mother’s Day Call

Listen to a sample call.  If this won’t make your Mom proud that you sprung from her loins I don’t know what will.

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May 8, 2009

Obama set to become Discriminator-in-Chief.

The military, desperate for Arabic translators is about to discharge Dan Choi, an officer in the National Guard under the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy. This will make him the first minority to be publicly discriminated against under the Obama administration.

Obama has to put up or shut up. Does he smear everything he stands for by allowing systematic discrimination against gay men and women, or does he stop it? Now that he’s President, he’s not just allowing bigotry and discrimination, he’s encouraging it. He’s the Commander-in-Chief. He doesn’t get to say, “my hands are tied.” Yes, he inherited Don’t Ask, but he can just as well disinherit it.

For a great piece on what could be a watershed moment for ending Don’t Ask, read Aaron Belkin’s column in HuffPo.

As a candidate Obama railed against prejudice; as a leader he can end it. What’s he going to choose? How many people will his administration victimize before he acts? Does Obama, who speaks openly of the discrimination he suffered, turn around and inflict it on others? Will the Commander-in-Chief become the Discriminator-in-Chief? Or will he step up and show us the courage of his conviction?

I know his advisers are saying, “Now’s not the right time, we’ve too much on our plate with the economy and the war.”

Here’s what I say: There is never a wrong time to do the right thing.

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May 8, 2009

When did boozing and banging turn into “Sex and The City Syndrome?”

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If women can have a fake disease named after an HBO show, does that mean guys suffer from “Entourage Syndrome?”

This morning while listening to the “Today” show, they mentioned “Sex and the City Syndrome”, which is where groups of  women go out, get drunk, talk shit, and hopefully engage in sex with inappropriate strangers.

My entire late teens through twenties can be summed up by a fake disease named after an HBO show? Yes, and some of my thirties too dammit. I was a late bloomer into adulthood.

Didn’t everyone do this? So what do guys have, “Entourage Syndrome”?

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May 7, 2009

At what point are you a bar fly?

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When you forget to flush, according to guest blogger Tony Thompson.

Gay men by nature are more judgmental than Christian Fundamentalists and the Taliban combined. Having spent over half of my life immersed within the culture, like an abused spouse with no real intentions of walking away, I’ve simply gotten used to it. You quickly adapt to what is acceptable dress and music choices. But the one aspect of gay life that still eludes me, leaving me as mesmerized as Jane Goodall observing a pack of wild monkeys, is the appropriateness of how often one goes to the gay bar.

It would appear that a line has been drawn in the sand. On one side are the gays that would rather vacation in liberal, free-thinking West Virginia before they’d step foot into a gay bar. On the other side are the gays that can tell you the drink specials at any bar on any night and which drag queen is hosting what and where. The two rarely cross paths, obviously, but when they do, who exactly has the upper hand in judging the other?

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May 7, 2009

Marie Osmond’s lesbian daughter.

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Anybody else think she’s the spitting image of Chastity Bono?

from Metroweekly: ”That’s not a sensitive topic. I love my daughter…. [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ animation_direction=”left” hide_on_mobile=”no” center_content=”no” min_height=”none”][Growing up,] everybody quoted me and told me what to say, and ‘You gotta do this, you gotta do that. I’m not doing that with my daughter. My daughter is 21, she can talk and speak her own mind, and express herself…. I think each of us has a right to choose who makes that medical decision for us. I think everyone has the right to share homes and finances with somebody that they care about. When it comes to marriage, I think that civil rights need to be for all…. My daughter understands my beliefs.

Marie Osmond, former teen singer and contestant on ”Dancing with the Stars,” and arguably the most famous Mormon celebrity in the world, discussing on air the coming out of her oldest daughter, Jessica, as a lesbian in the Globe tabloid newspaper. She did not say she supported same-sex marriage but did say she supported gay couples having civil rights to make important decisions.[/fusion_builder_column][/fusion_builder_row][/fusion_builder_container]

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May 6, 2009

Michelle Obama to Rush Limbaugh: Back Off!

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