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I’m furious at my girlfriends. As more and more gay guys adopt their dating strategies (no sex without dating), people like me are getting less and less sex.

I’m from the old school. I believe in sex before dating.

There’s a reason for that. Nothing kills sexual attraction more than having dinner with a guy so dull even the corn on the cob covers its ears.

Women are socialized to “hang on to it,” as a girlfriend put it, until they get something valuable in exchange.

Men, on the other hand, are socialized to “let go of it.” And the exchange rate has nothing to do with it.

Women have what men want, and this sets up a classic seller’s market: Huge demand and a tight supply. The twist is that the suppliers want to give it away, too, but they can’t because the market is regulated by outside forces–religion, society and empty ring fingers. So while it’s a seller’s market, even the sellers aren’t happy.

Sex between men, however, is the classic example of what happens when supply meets demand:  Everybody’s happy.

Last month I experienced what my girlfriends put their men through— a “forced” date. That’s when you’re forced to pay for play. Meaning, Dinner.

Sound familiar, ladies?

See, a straight woman says, *”I’m sorry, I can’t have sex with you until I get to know you.”*

A gay man says,

[Read more…] about Women are ruining sex for gay guys.

Unfortunately I forgot to apply my lidocaine ointment an hour before because I was in a huge tearing hurry to go purchase “True Blood-Season One”, so that I could spend some quality recuperation time with Alexander Skarsgard this afternoon.

So I had to go this treatment sans numbing ointment which hurts like burning hell. Just tap your face with a live wire about sixty times or so. Make sure you get into the hairline too, so that you have that burning flesh and hair smell.

Wide-On. noun. A slang term denoting a state of female sexual interest and arousal.

Ex: “Take Shemar Moore, add water, stir gently, and there you have it: instant Wide-On.”

This week’s hot man is the reason they call Wednesday “Hump Day” As Special Agent, Derek Morgan on CBS’s show “Criminal Minds”, his character specializes in profiling obsessional crimes.

I would commit one if I thought he would be the one investigating me. However, I’ve seen some of Valdosta’s FBI guys, and no, they don’t look like this.

But I can dream.

For some reason there are lots of pictures of Shemar naked on beaches. [Read more…] about Wide-On Of The Week: Shemar Moore

Since the dawn of time, all of mankind has been plagued with questions that distract and taunt us.

Why do bad things happen to good people? What is my purpose in life? Why is “The View” still on the air? Most of these types of questions are best left unanswered, yet they bob in and out of our minds on a daily basis.

Being single can be a bottomless well of unanswerable questions, triggering confusion and frustration rarely seen outside of a Physics class. While in the midst of a dating dry spell, one finds themselves consumed with thoughts as to why no one wants to go out with them. Is it because of what you do for a living, where you hang out, who you know, or because you look like an Ewok? These concerns turn out to be as insignificant as a Mosque in Alabama once you actually start dating someone. That’s when the real trouble begins.

[Read more…] about Dating: It’s better than taking a wallet out and showing people a picture of your hand.

The gay rights movement has always been pockmarked with ‘traitors’ from within (Roy Cohn, anyone?), but the treachery always came from the right, not the left. That all changed a few days ago when Perez Hilton posted x-rated pics of Dustin Lance Black, a beloved, rising star in the movement. Black won the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay for Milk, Gus Van Zandt’s ferociously moving bio-pic. He burst into the limelight with a poignant acceptance speech aimed at lonely, isolated gay kids.

Before we get to the betrayal by the bleached Brutus, three things you should know about Black:

1. He’s hot.
2. He’s eloquent.
3. He’s hot.

Did I mention he’s hot? Cuz he’s really hot. See my best-of pic collection here (Sorry, all G-rated. I’m not going to aid and abet Hilton’s betrayal). Heat factor aside, Perez Hilton is a traitor. Of the worst kind.

Dustin Lance Black is not the latest Larry Craig. He is not the newest version of Ted Haggard. He’s not a TV or movie star. He’s not a best-selling author or a polarizing figure with a media platform. He’s a guy committed to helping gay kids overcome the stigma, bullying and isolation they feel in schools, churches and often, in their own families. Last night, Black was honored by Lifeworks, an organization that links mentors with gay youths, providing them with a safe space and positive and affirming role models.

Yet, Hilton threw him under the bus.

Just to give you a sense of who Perez Hilton betrayed, here’s the transcript of Dustin Lance Black’s Oscar acceptance speech: [Read more…] about et tu, Perez?

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I’m always on a quest to be in the know about what makes a woman’s body work and how she can achieve toe curling orgasms. Two-thirds of women can’t climax through vaginal penetration requiring oral, digital or mechanical stimulation of the clitoris to rock their world. The clitoris is a bundle of 8,000 nerve fibers making it the most sensitive spot on the entire female body. Its purpose has no other function than sexual pleasure.

Luckily, having been shagging my political science professor in college who was quite adept at sexual play, I got my orgasm on early on when he illustrated to me all the ways I could manipulate my clitoris to mind blowing orgasms. That worked well for me for a decade as I learned all the sexual positions that would stimulate my clitoris during intercourse so that I was always sexually satisfied. [Read more…] about G-spot, A-spot, touch all my spots, oh my!