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A friend was photographing a wedding out in the sticks (“Grit your teeth and think of the money,” I told him). Here’s his report:

Background: The gazebo where the groom was about to slice and dice the cake.

Groom: “There ain’t no knife to cut the cake!”

Best Friend: (breaks a plate and hands him the half with the sharpest edges) “Here.”

It’s The Gay Gap. “If people over 65 in each state made the laws, 0 states would have gay marriage; if people under 30 made the laws, 38 states would have gay marriage.” That’s the conclusion of a new research study–the generational gap is preventing marriage equality. Thanks, Grandpa!

Thanks to Queerty for this.

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“It’s ridiculous that Prop 8 took away gay people’s right to marry! I have no understanding of that kind of hatred. Maybe it’s fear of difference or of the unknown. If you feel belittled, maybe you need someone else to belittle to feel powerful. It’s the only way I know how to explain it. You’ve got religion telling you what to think about homosexuality, about marriage. They say homosexuality is a choice, a lifestyle, something you can be cured of, and that isn’t true. But if you’re tucked away and have no friends who are gay, you’ll believe what the preachers say. Just think of it in terms of being in love–how would you feel if someone told you that you couldn’t be with the person you loved?”

On the right to love:
“Man, I resent people telling others how to live! It drives me mental! Just the other night, I heard this TV reverend say that Angie and I were setting a bad example because we were living out of wedlock, and people should not be duped by us! It made me laugh. What damn right does anyone have to tell someone else how to live if they’re not hurting anyone? How many times do you think real love comes to someone in a lifetime? If you’re lucky, maybe two or three.”

Wide-On noun. A slang term describing female sexual interest or arousal.
Ex: “I’ve never really noticed Josh Duhamel before, but these pictures give me a wide on.”

Last night I was searching desperately for the inspiration for a “Wide-On” feature for today, as I had no suggestions from my viewing audience (hint, hint) and I know everyone must be tired of the same blonde, Aryan types that I favor.

So I called my B.F, who I must add was absolutely no help at all. She prefers short, old, bald men and her two suggestions, Telly Savalas and Ed Asner, were both decidedly un-hot.

As well as dead. I think the girl has daddy issues.

So next I asked her daughter, and she did have two cute choices. They both looked to be around twelve though, so I’ll give those two some time to ripen on the vine a bit. Thankfully one of them was not Robert Patterson (from the movie “Twilight” for the pop culturally challenged), as I find him utterly vacuous looking.

Josh Duhamel was pretty hot to start with, but look what I found (more hot pics!):

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