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In the eternal quest to losing weight without dieting, the author of Eat It, Later has a tantalizing idea: Stop counting calories and start changing habits. The question is how? How do you go from eating a whole bag of potato chips to eating 1 oz? You know, like a reasonable person! [Read more…] about How To Lose Weight Without Really Trying

What’s That Chick Doing On The Cover?

 

Well, it is a book for straight women on how to give a blow job, but it caught our eye because of it’s premise: That GIVING blowjobs is a turn-on and not a task.  While it’s true that MOST gay guy like giving blowjobs it’s also true that MANY are awful at it and some don’t like it at all.

 

Which, in our minds we’re thinking, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE GAY AND NOT LIKE A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH?  But we digress as we are wont to do.  At any rate, if you or yours say shit like, “Put it in my mouth already, I got clothes to fold” this book will absolutely make you put the clothes down.  Enjoy your soup!

From the folks at Carvaka Sex Toys comes this gem. Be sure to frame it, nail it to your living room wall and invite mom over for coffee. If yours is anything like mine, she’ll tell you what’s wrong with it. Or at least center it on the wall better.

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Looking for funny gag gifts?  We’ve got two that are absolutely hilarious.  They’re about sex–OF COURSE!  So what makes the two books below so funny?  Well, they’re both 150 pages.  And did we mention they’re all BLANK?

Imagine seeing the faces of friends picking the book up from your coffee table and finding that the answer to “What’s better than blow jobs” is 150 pages of NOTHING.
 
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If you’ve ever Googled “gay dating app reviews” or “best gay hookup apps” you’ll get one person’s opinion on the subject.  Listening to one critic may not be appropriate if said critic doesn’t share your tastes.  If you’re a bear and he’s not, he might give GrowlR a bad rating while you may think it’s a pot of gold honey.

 

Data, not anecdote is the best way of figuring out what gay men think of the apps.  So with that in mind, we did an analysis of the millions of reviews on the iTunes and Android platforms and came up with a weighted average rating for each of the major gay dating/hookup apps.  The results speak for themselves.

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App Rank	WEIGHTED Average Rating (Apple + Android)
#1 Jack’d	4.1
#2 Hornet	4.1
#3 Scruff	4.1
#4 Growlr	4.1
#5 Tinder	4.0
#6 Mr X	3.8
#7 Gay.com	3.8
#8 Daddyhunt	3.7
#9 GrindR	3.6
#10 Adam4Adam (Radar)	2.4
#11 Manhunt Mobile	2.0
#12 Ottr	—

 

To see a far more detailed account of how we got these ratings click on Top 10 Gay Dating App Reviews.

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 Ahh, Thanksgiving! A time to reflect on life, express gratitude, and…see how much innuendo you can get away with before somebody donkey punches you with a drumstick.
 
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