Make Him Laugh…

And you’ll be halfway up his leg. The problem is that you can get so anxious texting a hottie that you make your coffee nervous and then, BAM! Brain fart! You can’t think of a clever thing to text. Relax, here’s a list sure to make him bend over (with laughter). See more texts in the The Guide To Gay Texting: The Art Of Making Guys Obsess Over You.

✦ Made you look!

✦ On a scale of “impaired judgement” to “Mel Gibson,” how drunk are you?

✦ Get your mind out of the gutter. It’s blocking my view.

✦ Last night I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic’ so when I plug it in it says ‘”The Titanic is Syncing.”

✦ I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

✦ “This cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!” NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!

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✦ Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.

✦ I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.

✦ Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. WTF!

✦ On CSI, they found semen in the woman’s ear. Guess she heard her killer coming.

✦ OMFG i just saw someone giving someone else road head and they hit a pothole.

✦ I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section.

✦ “Lose 5 Pounds in 5 days”. My upbeat view of abortion

✦ Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky when I thought, “where the hell is my roof!?”

✦ I hate you! Call me.

✦ My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

✦ There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.

✦ Did you hear about the gay guy who couldn’t get a boyfriend? It’s because he didn’t grab his copy of The Guide To Gay Texting: The Art Of Making Guys Obsess Over You.