Guided Tour of A Painless Bottoming Session Part 3
One Week Before Adam & Steve’s Bottoming Blastoff
Action: The :60 Sphincter Release
Background
This is where Steve squinches his sphincter as tight as he can for as long as he can until his internal and external sphincter muscles go into failure and he is helpless to prevent them from relaxing.
Steve’s Reaction
“Before Kegels, I could squeeze my sphincter for about 45 seconds before they gave out. But after a few weeks of doing them I could hold it for 75 seconds. That’s like an increase of two thirds!
I’m glad I practiced The :60 Sphincter Release before Adam and I had intercourse because you really do have to familiarize yourself with the process. I think it would have ruined the moment if I had first tried it when Adam tried to penetrate me. I had lots of questions and had to repeat it multiple times before I got the hang of it, especially with the sex toy.
Action: Test Angles Of Entry
Background
Steve understood that Adam’s penis should enter him at about a 45-degree angle so he practiced it with the sex toy. The point was to familiarize himself with what 45 degrees means— in different positions —so he didn’t get confused when it was time for Adam to penetrate him.
Steve’s Reaction
“It helped to visualize Adam’s dick–it’s shape, it’s angle when it completely hardens and how it hangs from his body. I pretended the sex toy was his dick and figured out the best angle for me, given the shape and angle of his dick.
Action: Practice Using A Butt Syringe To Clean Up
Background
I do not recommend douching for all the reasons outlined in Chapter Ten, but Steve was insistent and used a butt syringe to clean himself out.
Steve’s Reaction
“The author’s words and illustrations make a powerful case against douching but I’m too OCD not to. I will say, in my defense, that I was very careful not to squeeze the bulb too hard, lest the water get into my sigmoid colon, and literally create the kind of shit storm I was trying to avoid in the first place.
My advice is that if you’re going to use a butt syringe do it the way I did—practice using it a few days before anal sex so you get the hang of it and see if unexpected things happen.”
The Day Of Adam & Steve’s Blastoff
Action: Eat Sensible Food
Background
Steve understood that on the day he planned to bottom he shouldn’t eat what I call “McWhaaaats”—foods so dense with fat, protein, and carbs they turn your insides into lava causing you to leave so many tire tracks your underwear could be NASCAR’s next logo.
Steve’s Reaction
“I stayed away from things I normally gravitate to—like a Triple-Decker Guacamole Bacon Thickburger and stuck to light meals like skinless chicken breast and vegetables that were easy on my stomach.”
Action: Clean-up
Steve’s Reaction
“I didn’t want to interrupt a hot and heavy make-out session to stick an ear syringe up my ass, so I did it early in the evening, way before sex.”
Next week: Steve Gets Penetrated.