What’s The Best Prostate Massager?
There’s a fun new way of finding out.
There is a new way of buying sex toys and you are going to love it. You know how that movie review site Rotten Tomatoes aggregates reviews from critics and users and puts them together in one tomatometer score?
Well, that’s what this site does for sex toys.
They start off by looking up sex toys that are made with body safety materials and finding out what professional bloggers who’ve reviewed the product have to say about them.
Then they go through 200 online sex toy retailers and find out if the product has had any reviews. Then they collate the number of reviews and the average score of those reviews and turn them into statistically sound rankings from their “Moan-O-Meter.”
The result?
Critic and user scores for each and every product. We really like the way they lay out the critic and user scores side-by-side like this:
You get a real sense of what people and professionals feel about the product, no?
This is the first time we’ve ever seen a site like this. What they’ve done is really interesting––instead of relying on one reviewer, whose body may not be like yours at all––they’ve created a data-driven review score.
We think this is much more useful than any one individual’s review. Some of these products have hundreds of reviews spread across dozens of sites. By looking at the overall scores averaged from the stores you are much likelier to get information you can trust.
Find out which prostate massagers got the highest scores in our Moan-O-Meter rankings for:
Best Prostate Massager Overall
Best Prostate Massager for Beginners
Best Prostate Massager for Intermediate/Advanced
The site is very much like the rotten tomatoes site but there’s a lot of grand gesturing towards wirecutter.com. For example, they put links to one or two stores that have the cheapest prices for the products they’ve reviewed.
Of course they haven’t actually reviewed the products. They’ve produced a sort of meta-review (review of reviews), aggregating all the reviews that exist on the web, stuffing them into a meat grinder and coming up with a kind of “review sausage” if you will.
Getting data-driven scores is important because as anyone who buys sex toys knows, they can be extremely expensive. There’s nothing worse than laying out $100 or $200 or more for a sex toy product only to find out it sucks and not in a good way. 🙂
The site is relatively new and only has one sex toy product line for us to look at––prostate massagers. But if this is any indication of things to come we’re going to be first in line to buy product. Here is a list of their rankings:
| OVERALL | Best Prostate Massager |
| BEGINNER | Best Prostate Massager |
| BEGINNER | NON-VIBRATING |
| BEGINNER | Best Non-Vibrating Prostate Massagers |
| BEGINNER | Best Non-Vibrating SILICONE Prostate Massagers |
| BEGINNER | Best Non-Vibrating PLASTIC Prostate Massagers |
| BEGINNER | Best Non-Vibrating STEEL Prostate Massagers |
| BEGINNER | Best Non-Vibrating GLASS Prostate Massagers |
| BEGINNER | VIBRATING |
| BEGINNER | Best Vibrating Prostate Massagers |
| ADVANCED | Best Prostate Massager for Advanced Players |
| ADVANCED | NON-VIBRATING |
| ADVANCED | Best Non-Vibrating Prostate Massagers |
| ADVANCED | Best Non-Vibrating SILICONE Prostate Massagers |
| ADVANCED | Best Non-Vibrating PLASTIC Prostate Massagers |
| ADVANCED | Best Non-Vibrating STEEL Prostate Massagers |
| ADVANCED | https://callmemaybe.us/best-glass-prostate-massager-for-advanced-players/ |
| ADVANCED | Best Vibrating Prostate Massager for Advanced Players |