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What to say to your partner if his penis is too small

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What to say to your partner if his penis is too small

 

“When it comes to your guy’s penis, remember three things: if it’s small, say it’s the perfect fit; if it’s average, say it’s huge; if it’s huge, he’ll know – but he’ll love hearing you say it anyway.”

That quote was part of a long list compiled by writer Sandra Prior.

It’s one of the best lists I’ve ever read about The Male Mind. Rounding out the rest of my top ten:

1. I think about you more than you realize. I just don’t phone or e-mail you every time it happens.

2. Making me ask a man for directions is like me telling you to ask another woman for fashion advice.

3. I love being seduced, so please do it more often. Always being the one to start things off sexually puts more pressure on me than you realize.

4. It’s actually not okay to pee in front of me all the time. It’s just a little too familiar, you know?

5. If I stand a chance with you, never play hard to get. I’m so freaked out by rejection I’ll just assume you aren’t into me and stop calling.

For the rest of my top ten (and the 40+ quotes on the rest of the list…)

6. Ask me to do something for you and you’ll remind me I’m a man. Tell me how to do something and you’ll remind me of my mother.

7. You may have heard you can tell whether a guy is good in bed if he’s a good dancer. It’s not true. Like most men, I’m too self-conscious to let loose on the dance floor.

8. I’m honestly blind to reading your body language in bed. Speak up.

9. You can discover what fires me up if you can find my porn stash.

10. When you get up from our table at a restaurant or bar to go to the bathroom, I scan the room to see who checks you out.

 

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