What’s The Right Way To Measure Your Penis?
And Other Important Questions About Your Best Friend
Use a cloth measuring tape, not a straight edge ruler.
Measure to the nearest inch, not the nearest foot.
Measure as soon as you undress. The temperature of the room will affect your length and girth. Why miss a millimeter if you don’t have to?
Do not measure the size of the penis connected to the scrotum. Why? Well, where would you stop? That’s a sneaky way to add an inch or two. Nice try. Measure the side of the penis facing your stomach. It’ll eliminate man’s mapmaker mentality. You know, the one that says, 1 inch equals 1 mile.
Place the measuring tape at the juncture of skin between the lower belly and the base of your penis. Then unroll it to the top.
Read It and weep.
Why Is My Penis Darker Than The Rest Of My Body?
It’s part of the sexual maturation process, but it’s also because during puberty you discover someone you’ll shake hands with for the rest of your life. Over the years, masturbation darkens the skin.
Why Is There A Line Going Down My Penis And Testicles?
All men have it. It’s a sort of seam on the underside of the penis. It forms when the fetus is in the uterus. In women, the seam becomes the vagina’s inner lips. In men, the seam closes the urethra along the length of the penis.
Why Do My Balls Move On Their Own?
The scrotum is the sac that holds the testicles, which produce sperm and testosterone, the jet fuel for erections. The muscles in the scrotum are affected by temperature.
When it’s warm, the muscles pull out a deck chair and start sunning themselves, making the scrotum and testicles hang lower.
When it’s cold the muscles fold up the deck chair and bring the boys in for some hot tea.
One testicle hangs lower than the other in 85% of men. And it’s usually the left one.
Testicles seem to have a life of their own. Next time you’re lying in bed naked, look without touching them. Notice how they’re moving by themselves? It’s called testicular circulation – blood coursing throughout the scrotum.