Should You Post Dic Pics On The Apps?

 

It all comes down to what you want. If you’re looking for a hot & sweaty hook-up, then by all means, present your prick. But if you’re looking for something more, you may want to hit the pause button before you upload your goods.  

Overall, I think it’s a really bad idea to post your package.  Unless you want to attract nothing but dick pigs, it’s going to work against you.  I don’t care how big and beautiful it is, posting a picture of your penis makes you look like a tramp whose cousin sells hot dogs to the waiting johns outside your bedroom door.

 Being online isn’t that different from being in a bar.  What would you think about a guy who walked around with his dick out of his pants?  Class with a capital K.  

I like what Comedian Margaret Cho says about the issue:  

“Don’t show your cock. Seriously, it’s just not right. It never photographs the way you want it to, it either looks weird and small or weird and big. If he likes you, he will like all of you! He doesn’t need to see it first. If you see someone’s junk on their profile, it just makes you not want to contact them.

And please don’t show your hole! Again, it will look weirdly small or weirdly big, no matter how nice it actually is. I don’t care if you have a red eye flash on your camera. Its not gonna look good!” 

Bottom line: 

If all you want is a hookup with somebody who wants a dick and doesn’t care who it’s attached to, knock yourself out.   For the majority of guys—even the ones who want no strings sex– dick picks are beyond the pale.

Be very, very careful about the pictures you post.  They are your ticket to hotter guys.  Here are just some of the interpretations guys will make if you take the wrong approach:

 

Your Pictures	What He’s Thinking
You only have a few pictures	You’re hiding something
You don’t have any shirtless pics	You’re fat.
You don’t have face pics	You’re uglier than the inside of a hot dog
You only have headshots	You’re as big as a house.
You don’t have pics that connect your face to your body.	You’re handsome but fat so you borrowed somebody else’s body pics.   Or you’ve got a great body but no face so you borrowed pictures of somebody’s face.
You don’t have enough pictures.	You look like the pictures you didn’t post.
Fuzzy pictures	You could scare the moss off a rock
Pictures taken from far away	You’re older than dirt.
You’re not smiling	Moody bitch.

 

 

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