How To Choose The Best Prostate Massager For Your Needs

How many questions would you have to answer to find out which prostate massager is best for you?

5? 10? 20?

How about 4?

All it takes is 4 questions and you will find the perfect prostate massager that takes into account all your preferences, from budget to sensory preferences.

Our new quiz will revolutionize the way men shop for prostate massagers because instead of doing hours of research, reading tons of sex toy reviews, all you have to do is take our 4-question, 20-second quiz.

How is that possible?

Because the research we’ve done  reveals that men only have a few criteria that actually matters to them:

1. Is this prostate massager for beginners, intermediate or Advanced?
2. Is this prostate massager going to cost me a little or a lot?
3. Is this prostate massager made out of body safe materials or am I going to die a horrible death in the ER?
4. Does this prostate massager vibrate?

Find out which prostate massagers got the highest scores in our Moan-O-Meter rankings for:

Best Prostate Massager Overall

Best Prostate Massager for Beginners

Best Prostate Massager for Intermediate/Advanced

We took these questions to heart.  They form the basis of our soon-to-be-famous prostate massager quiz. 

Answering those four questions produce 48 different variations. That means that if you take our quiz and change the answer to just one of those questions you are highly likely to get a recommendation to another prostate massager.

Our quiz will not only recommend the best prostate massager for your needs it also provides links to retailers who carry the product at the lowest price.

The bottom line?

Our quiz gets you the prostate massager that best fits your needs at the lowest price.

If that doesn’t give you an O-face we don’t know what will. 

Here’s another fantastic thing about our quiz– we don’t actually recommend any one massager over another. We simply point out which massager have the highest scores  from professional sex toy critics and civilian users with verified purchases.

We get those scores by aggregating all the reviews, developing statistically sound scores out of them, and then presenting them to you as a way a signaling the “wisdom of the crowd.”

Just like the movie review site Rotten Tomatoes, we do not actually review any of the products we recommend. We are aggregators not critics. To us, it’s more important to tell you what users of the product say about the product than what we do. 

In the end, it doesn’t matter what we think about the product because we could only offer you a glimpse into our own personal taste.

Why do that when we can offer you a  360 degree look at what everyone else has to say.

In addition to scoring each massager via aggregated reviews, we also summarize/synthesize what the consensus is for each one of these products. We list the pros, the cons and the in-between.

This gives you an unprecedented view of the product that you could not get with your own research.

Enough of our blathering. Are you ready to take the quiz?

No need to schedule it, as it only takes about 20 seconds and that’s if you have a bad internet connection 🙂

Note:  If you’d rather read the questions on the quiz you can find them verbatim in our post, How To Choose The Right Prostate Massager.