How To Toss His Salad Part 2
Taste the Taint
As we discussed in the first installment of this series, the taint is loaded with nerve endings and serves as an outer access point to a man’s prostate.
Spread and slightly elevate your man’s legs to allow you to tongue his taint, mimicking the motions he makes when he’s eating you out—sucking with your lips, poking it with your tongue, and lavishing it with lascivious licks.
Eroticize the Air
Now you’re ready to flip him onto his stomach and prepare his ass to be feasted upon. If you’re still a little nervous about diving in face-first, the good news is that the first stage of analingus requires very little from you, as you can let nature work its magic.
The butt hole is such a sensitive area that simply exposing it to surrounding air stimulates it. Just spread your man’s butt cheeks and expose the rectum to the air and it will provide a slight tingling that signals more pleasure is on the way. Enhance this sensation by blowing air through your pursed lips—both by hitting the “bull’s-eye” of the rectum, and circling the outer rim.
Seduce the Booty
To increase both you and your man’s comfort, incorporate some anal foreplay before you begin penetrating his butt hole with your tongue. The term “Kiss my ass” usually has a negative connotation, but in this scenario, it’s a tender gesture of affection that can relax both of you.
Cover his butt cheeks with a variety of kisses—tiny pecks, puckered smooches, and full-throated French kisses—and allow the intimacy to alleviate anxiety. Massaging your man’s butt cheeks is also a great way to release any stress he may be feeling and prime his sphincter for the massage your tongue is about to deliver.
Lost Lips
The rectum, or the outer ring of the butt hole, is made of tissue that is remarkably similar to the type found in our lips, and it responds to stimulation in much the same way. So don’t look at it as if you’re licking a guy’s butt hole, but rather discovering a set of lost lips for you to make out with!
The Backside Buffet
Alright, enough with the appetizers, it’s time to dig in for the main course! Here’s how to make love to your man’s butt with your mouth:
—Tongue
As you should expect by now, your tongue takes the steering wheel during analingus (hence, “rimming,” where you circle the rectum with the tip of your tongue). Along with orbiting the outer ring of your guy’s butt hole, flatten your tongue and take broad licks, lapping his ass up like it’s an ice cream cone.
Once you’ve been making out with the butt hole for a while, take the action to second base by massaging the rectum: Make your tongue firm and use the tip to knead the rectum’s soft tissue.
As you and your man get more heated and uninhibited, try penetrating the rectum with your tongue, your firm but malleable flesh seeping into his tight crevice.
—Lips
Mind-blowing analingus starts with a tight seal, so once your tongue makes contact with the rectum, open your mouth wide and use your lips to form a sort of tent over the butt hole. Your lips will seal in the warmth and produce saliva as your tongue massages his hole.
Release the seal and use your lips to more thoroughly toss his salad—kissing his butt lips, gently sucking his rectum, and blowing air on his wet hole.
—Teeth
When it comes to the rectum, you want to adopt the same rule about incisors we talked about earlier: Do. Not. Ever. But your teeth can still play an active part in analingus, gently gnawing and biting on your man’s butt cheeks, especially the area above the hole, in the inner upper crack.
Mirror, Mirror
Guess what? Even though you and I have never met, I can tell you something about yourself: You’ve got a butt hole, too! Now, the law of sexual reciprocity is understood to mean “Tit for THAT.” He goes down on you, you go down on him. He wants you to do something special you might not be crazy about; you ask for the same.
HOWEVER.
You should not call on the law of reciprocity too quickly in this case. When you’re done giving your man a rim job, you shouldn’t wipe your mouth and say, “My turn!” Especially if he didn’t ask for it. Be a little more diplomatic.
Better to invite than to expect (“Do you want to try it on me?”). Analingus is an act that while extremely pleasurable, carries a whole lot of baggage.