Giving Great Handjobs Part 2
Ol’ Faithful
The most elementary handjob involves grasping your man’s shaft with one hand while cupping his balls with the other. Guide your up-and-down strokes with your wrists, not your arm. Do this: Stick your arm straight out in front of you with your thumbnail facing the ceiling and your hand shaped like it’s gripping your partner’s member. Now keep your wrist still and move your arm up and down in exaggerated motions. Got it? Okay, now keep your arm still and move your wrist up and down. Great.
Now, keep moving your wrist up and down and move your arm with it slightly. THIS is the perfect way to stroke him—a lot of wrist and very little arm. Your stroking should span from the base of the penis to just above the ridge of the head.
The contact between your hand and your man’s head will make him tingle, but be sure that your hand is not passing the ridge with abrasive force. Massage and tickle his balls while you stroke in order to get the semen-producing parts of his penis fully operating, and soon he’ll be shooting out his magic potion.
Corkscrew
Make a ring with your thumb and index finger and position your hand at the base of your man’s shaft, then use your other hand to make a similar ring around the head of the penis. Now bring those two rings together toward the middle of his shaft, twisting in opposite directions, using your wrist and elbows to maximize torque.
Launch & Orbit
Send your man into outer space with this technique, which uses two types of motion to help him lift off. Use your dominant hand to grasp the shaft and stroke it in your regular style (the launch), then place the other hand, palm open, atop the head of the penis and begin massaging it in a circular motion (the orbit). It might take some practice for you to master the harmony of the up-and-down and circular stimulation. It’s a little like patting your head and massaging your belly in circles—it takes a minute or two to get it right, but it’ll be well worth it when you see the look on his face.
Doggy Style
One of the ways to add novelty to an activity your man is intimately familiar with is to offer a technique that he can’t fully enjoy by himself. Have him get on his knees in front of you, then pull his dick in between his spread thighs and begin stroking. The position accelerates blood flow to the penis and gives your man a new sensation from what he is used to. It also gives you easy access to his taint and butt hole so you can amp up his orgasm.
Hand As Butt
Here’s a technique that varies from his solo stroke sessions. Pretend your hands are a telescope and look through them. Keep your hands in that position and lower them to crotch level. Now have him penetrate your hand-created faux-butt. Essentially, all you’re doing is keeping your hands still while he pumps his way to satisfaction—talk about an easy day’s work!
Bookends
For this method, your hands are flattened on either side of his penis with your fingers pointing up. Pretend your hands are bookends propping up the bestseller between them. Now move them up and down in parallel motion. Vary it by having the hands go in opposite directions. Vary it even further by turning the “bookends” on their side, where your thumbs are positioned toward the head and your pinkies toward his pubic hair.
Fire Starter
This technique is similar to Bookends in that both of your hands are flattened on either side of your man’s penis, but with your fingers parallel to the floor. Instead of moving your hands in unison, alternate directions. Imagine you’re warming your hand up, or rubbing kindle to start a fire, then let his cum douse the flames!
Knob Twister
Grip one of your hands around the base of your man’s penis, and keep it stationary to help blood concentrate in the shaft and head. Use your other hand to gently grip the head, then begin twisting this hand (make sure it’s lubed!) as if you were turning a doorknob, opening an erotic euphoria that your man won’t want to step out of.
V-Spot Pinch
Again, gripping the base of your man’s dick with one hand, use the other to trace the underside of his shaft until you get to the V-Spot and begin tickling it. Next, form a ring with your thumb and index finger to twist circles around this super-sensitive area. After stimulating the V-Spot for a few seconds with this motion, remove the ring from around the head, and begin gently pinching the V-Spot, rubbing it in soft circles.
Bottomless Pit
Turn your hands into an infinite love tunnel with this technique, in which you grip the top of your man’s penis with one hand and slide it down the shaft. Before his head is fully exposed, use your other hand to repeat this same motion, and continue “stacking” your fists on his dick so that it feels like your man is penetrating a bottomless cavern. You can also reverse this technique, with the hands moving upward from the base to the head, giving your man the sensation that all of the life is about to be drained from him.
Now that you’ve tickled his pickle are you brave enough to toss his salad? Let’s set the table and see if you’re game. Watch for our installment next week!