You bounce from bars to parties to apps looking for Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now and end up with Mr, Let Go Of Me. Does any of this look familiar?
1. You went out to the bars and the only guys who hit on you seem a little creepy:
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But suddenly your luck changes, and Mr. Man asks if he can buy you a drink:
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You’re like:
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But then you find out he’s from out of town and MARRIED with kids:
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You move on and see a vision of male beauty that leaves you Dev. A. Stated…
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And you’re like:
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So you hit on him. And he reacts like:
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You hammer one or maybe nine shots to ease the pain:
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You have a little trouble getting up in the morning:
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You remember last night’s tragedy:
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You turn on GrindR because you need a distraction:
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And all you see is miles of:
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5 hours later:
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Your BFF calls and asks how your weekend went, and you’re like, “dude…”
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