William is walking down the street and sees this magnificent parrott in the window of the pet shop for only fifty dollars. He goes into the shop and asks the owner why he would sell such a superb bird for that little? The pet shop keeper explains that the parrott is a little rough around the edge having come from a gay strip bar. William says that he doesn’t care—he just can’t pass up that price.
William takes the bird home and takes the cage into the living room. He removes the cage cover and the bird looks around and says: “New Bar, New Owner.” William thinks, “Well, if that’s what the owner meant by rough I got a great deal.” His friends come over to see the parrott. They walk into the living room and the parrott looks around and says:” New Bar, New Owner and New Hotties.” William beams with pride as his friends laugh. Then William’s lover walks in and the parrot says, “Hi, Robert.”