Q:
I want to surprise my boyfriend for our one-year anniversary with a sex-related but fairly tame gift. He’s as vanilla as they come so I can’t be doing anything raunchy. Any suggestions?
— Gift guesser
Dear Guesser:
Vanilla, you say? I suppose that leaves out any products from Divine Interventions. They’re the folks who put out what most wouldn’t dare put in—dildoes in the shape of religious figures.
Yes, they sell everything from Baby Jesus Butt plugs (in marbled green or a helpful glow in the dark white) to the Moses Dildo (helps part the pink sea). If you’re into religious obscenity then this is the place to shop till you drop:
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