How To Have More Wet Dreams

Dear Dreamer,

Well, you guessed right.  Shake the steak and you lower the stakes.  Wet dreams are the body’s way of releasing semen when you’re not masturbating or having sex.  The more that comes out of you when you’re awake the less will come out of you when you sleep.

The bad news is that even if you keep your hands north of your belt it won’t guarantee more wet dreams.  At least not for the first few months.  The body has its own way of regulating itself.

Still, there’s only one way to find out.  Stop ejaculating and see what happens. Maybe you’ll drown in wet dreams, maybe not.