How To Have More Wet Dreams

Q:

I’m 20 years old and I’ve just had my first wet dream.  I know, slow grower. I want to have more (it was way hot!) but it’s not something you pick up, like a guy at a bar.  I have a feeling you’re going to tell me the only way to wake up with more gook in my sheets is to stop “bleeding the lizard” as one of my friends so charmingly puts it.   Say it isn’t so.  How can I have more wet dreams?

—  Dreamer