My friend Patti Ellis reminds me a lot of Sarah Palin. They’re both “Momma Grizzly Bears.” Only Sara would let the predators eat her gay cubs and Patti would go Sigourney Weaver on them and yell, “Back off, bitch!”
Palin claims territorial Momma Grizzlyness, but only if her cubs are straight. If the predators stalked her gay cubs, slobbered over the thought of denying them the right to marry or serve in the military, and pounced on them to make it happen, what would Sara do?
Break out her recipe for bear cub pie.
That’s why you gotta love this video of Patti speaking at a street rally celebrating the overturning of Prop 8. Go Patti Bear!