Apparently, Apple’s iPad went iWOL when it saw some of the naughty pics on Grindr, the gay GPS app. So Grindr went on a sex panic and, effective immediately, set ridiculously tight photo rules to keep in Apple’s good graces. They’ve never allowed naked photos in their main profile pics, but they’ve gone Southern Baptist on the gays. Here are some of the new rules for meeting gay men, Grindr-style:
* No bare skin below the waistline (hip bone area).
* No underwear can be visible. Swimwear must follow the bare skin rule above.
* Pants and shorts must be worn normally, buttoned, and not pulled or hanging down.
* No nudity (particularly the genitals) covered up by a towel, hat or other means.
* No photos with sheer, or otherwise see-through or wet material below the waist.
Also, you can’t say how big your dick is, whether you’re a top or bottom, or whether you’re cut. Well that just about cuts the gay date conversation in half, doesn’t it?
To see more examples of the kind of pictures Grindr is banning click here, to the good folks at Queerty.