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Can chatting online for hours with a laptop on your crotch be harmful?

Careful! If you want to meet gay men and get blown to Kingdom Come there are better ways to do it than with a laptop explosion.

If you’re not careful, an overheated machine could actually cause the batteries in the laptop to explode. And oh, dear, there’d go your gay dating plans.

The processor chip in the average laptop runs at about 163 degrees Fahrenheit, but remember, computers have built-in cooling mechanisms. And unless there’s a battery defect or you’ve been Manhunting for 12 hours in the middle of a Bangladesh heat wave, there’s little chance something bad’s going to happen.

Still, if you like the top on your lap, as it were, you should take precautions. If you haven’t seen an exploding laptop then check this out—you’ll never put an overheated laptop near your uglies again. It’ll turn gay attraction into a gay explosion.

Check out some of the solutions like Cooler Master’s NotePal Infinite. It uses variable speed fans to cool your laptop. Others like the Xpad laptop desk don’t use any power at all, yet seems to do the job. Just Google “laptop coolers.”

Now THAT’S gay sex advice!

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