- Your name is Victoria? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
- If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
- Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
- “I’m the droid you’re looking for.”
- I’m looking for somebody who won’t block my pop-up.
- You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
- “Nice Asimov.”
- After you download me you’ll never need a system update again.
- My name’s Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- You compute me.