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My personal fave: “Hi, my name is Vista. Can I crash at your place?” But then, I’m a Mac-head. Here are the rest of the best:

  1. Your name is Victoria? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
  2. If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
  3. Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
  4. “I’m the droid you’re looking for.”
  5. I’m looking for somebody who won’t block my pop-up.
  6. You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
  7. “Nice Asimov.”
  8. After you download me you’ll never need a system update again.
  9. My name’s Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  10. You compute me.

Okay, here’s a Duh Gay Dating Tip: Don’t use pickup lines like these if you’re trying to meet gay men.

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