My guess: “He makes love like he’s committing a felony!” Here’s my take on guys who get upset when their partners introduce sex toys into the bedroom
Dear Sexorcist:
I just recently looked into sex toys to revamp my sex life with my boyfriend (its hard for me to climax during sex). Anytime I mention them or show him the things I bought (mainly for myself but some for both of us) he goes ape shit. None of the toys are super kinky or anything. Its just a c-ring with a vibrating bullet on it. His uptight attitude towards them is ruining our sex life and it’s starting to affect our relationship. It’s annoying because I brought it up with him before I bought the toys and he was like, if you want then that’s fine… HELP!
— Toying with him
Dear Toying With Him:
Skip the sensitive crap and give him a warning: If your yawns get any bigger they’re going to name a hurricane after them.