• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
Like A Pornstar

Like A Pornstar

Like A Pornstar

  • Books
    • How To Bottom Like A Porn Star
  • Sizzling Sex Tips
    • How To Prepare For Anal Sex
    • How To Bottom
    • Report: Best Fiber For Bottoming
    • How To Top
    • How To Give A Gay Blow Job
    • Gay Sex Advice
    • How To Cum More
    • Are You Ready To Bottom Quiz
    • Take Your Erotic Temperature
  • About Us
    • About Us
    • Contact Us
    • Privacy Policy
  • Blog
  • Best Prostate Massagers
    • How To Choose A Prostate Massager
    • Top Ten Prostate Massagers
    • Best Prostate Massager For Beginners
      • Best Vibrating Prostate Massager For Beginners
      • Best Non-Vibrating Prostate Massager For Beginners
    • The Best Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
      • Best Vibrating Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
      • Best Non-Vibrating Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
  • Gay Body Language
  • Gay Texting Advice
  • Our Massive Collection of Flirty Texts

Serena Williams Loses to Mother of One in U.S. Open After Threatening Line Judge.

Serena Williams

“You’re lucky I’m not shoving this ball down your throat!”

In what has to be the most dramatic event in U.S. Open history, Serena Williams, the #2 ranked woman in the world, lost to new mom Kim Clijsters in the semifinals, after Williams threatened a line official. Serena’s threat lead to an automatic point loss on, get this, MATCH POINT, giving Clijsters the victory.

Here’s what happened:

  • Clijsters won the first set 6-4 and leading the second set 6-5.
  • It’s 15-30, Serena serving.
  • Line judge calls foot fault on Serena. Point to Clijsters.
  • It’s now 15-40. Match Point.
  • Serena, pissed off at the call, approaches line judge threateningly, and according to on-the-court Miami Herald reporter, said, “You’re lucky I’m not shoving this ball down your throat!”
  • Remember, it’s MATCH POINT.
  • Chair Umpire confers with line judge, triggers automatic point loss for the on-court outburst.
  • Penalty point on Match Point! Unbelievable! Serena Loses. Kim Clijsters wins!
My jaw would not lift off the ground no matter how hard I tried to put it back on my face. I’ve been playing tennis all my life–I have never seen anything that came even close to this.

The NY Times had an interesting article on the asterisk that will forever be placed on Serena’s resume. I disagree though; as shocking as her behavior was, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE A MISTAKE. Serena is a beautiful, regal presence on the court (I saw her at Wimbledon a few years ago). She is about as exciting a tennis pro to watch as any man or woman that came before her.

The only way the stain will stick is if she tries to Shout It Out.

Category iconGeneral

Primary Sidebar

Get DICK In Your Inbox!
Subscribe to our newsletter

HOW TO BOTTOM    Our Illustrated post 

how to bottom gayHOW TO TOP         Our epic guide

how to give mind blowing headHOW TO BLOW               Our epic guide

best vibrators for men
BEST PROSTATE MASSAGERS              Ranked by price

Top 10 Funniest Drag Queen Names!
See Results of Our Poll

Listen To Sample of Audio From How To Bottom Like A Porn Star

ernestode · How To Bottom Like A Porn Star 2nd Edition Sample

© Copyright 2020 · All Rights Reserved · Website by TecAdvocates