When You Haven’t Had It For a While, Freaky Things Start Happening.
Oh my! I opened my email box on POF (Plenty of Fish) and what do you think I saw for the first time ever? A message from Msstraddle asking me, “How are you today” with no question mark. My rules go for both sexes. No punctuation, no shot with me. I am not gender biased when it comes to good grammar and I don’t make exceptions for good looking blond girls either.
“I have been on this site for eight and a half months and thought I had seen everything! When telling a friend, he said “well of course, you are cat-nip for lesbians.” If I did not cherish men like I do, I suppose I might try kissing a girl. You know the song by Katie Perry? I kissed a girl and I liked it… And what if I did like it? Soft, full, cherry-chap-stick-lips. Smooth, firm skin. Good smelling long hair. Hey, I might just write myself into this idea….
In all seriousness, I am a man-o-holic. I love men so much that I wish I could marry six of them at once. That would be the ONLY way I would ever get married again. The only problem with men is that they tend to be territorial when it comes to their lady and I know that Utah only allows polygamy to happen in reverse. So single I will stay.
The other issue in dating more than one man is what to do about feeling frisky? If you have a handful of men you are seeing at once, you cannot in good conscious sleep with all of them just because you like all of them. That might make you a slut. So, you have to carefully consider your favorites and juggle strategically, until you have carefully edited it down to one. I am in this process now and it is probably one of those notions that sounds good in theory, but may blow up in my face before I am to the finish line. It is my own version of The Bachelorette without invasive cameras and limos. Maybe the same gender doesn’t necessarily count…
That leads me to my current reality of living without sex while “turned-on” a lot… What to do ladies? There is a little shop in San Francisco called “Good Vibrations.” Grab a girlfriend and pick out an interim boyfriend in your favorite color. This will get you through the tough times and help you feel good about yourself in more ways than one! I am not saying this beats the real deal. It is only temporary and does serve a very noble purpose.
I wondered if msstraddle was having any luck shopping women on POF? Then I wondered what it would be like to go shopping with msstraddle. My mind began to wander about whether or not they allow you go inside dressing rooms at Victoria Secret’s together. It’s not like we would be trying panties on or anything, because they don’t let you- but maybe bras. I guessed about what size bra msstraddle wore and bet it would be nice to have a shopping buddy like her to help me purchase one in something silky or lacey for myself.
I pondered past visits to VS, when the saleslady has come to check the fit and how she sort of tugged and pulled on the straps pushing my breasts into the cups and how awkward it felt, but how kind of nice it would be to have a gal who actually wanted to see my breasts in or out of my bra, silky or otherwise, accompanying me and assisting me with the hard work at hand. But as soon as I heard myself thinking about the “hard” work at hand, it brought me back to my man-o-holic self and I started to get really excited about bringing one of my Plenty of Fish guys bra shopping with me.
The idea of bringing something sheer and lovely into the dressing room with me, while I had him waiting outside, then calling him over when I had wiggled into something that had to be the perfect enhancement to what was naturally beautiful but needed just the right support, well all of these concepts and a few more, made me think of msstraddle and how she had triggered all of these fantasies in the first place.
I wondered if I could somehow include msstraddle in a wild kind of shopping slash /sex fantasy, beginning with bras and ending with both of our wet panties thrown around some tall, muscular man’s bachelor pad – all of us finally succumbing to our own erotic tail/tale- and then I guess I was grateful to msstraddle for giving me a another great idea on how to get through this interim- no- sex- period while looking for that one and only guy. I hit reply and said: I’m fine- very- do you have any interest in going shopping with me?