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2009’s Most Memorable phrase: “Retract Your Fangs!”

It’s destined to be inducted into the Slang Hall of Fame. Here’s the 20-second scene on YouTube. Godric, the most powerful of the True Blood vampires, says it when he grabs a predatory vampire by the throat as she was about to ‘feed’ on a human he likes.

I have now completely worn out the phrase, vehemently whispering it to my friends whenever a cutie walks past us or yelling at the TV when they show the healthcare Town Hall meetings.

“Retract Your Fangs! Mark my words (or technically, Godric’s), you’re going to hear it a lot in the next few months.

From me anyway.
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