Ex: A “wide-on” is the feminine version of the masculine “hard-on”.
Do you know how long it took me to type the above sentence? I kept hitting the wrong keys as I was distracted by the overflowing tighty whities of this week’s “Wide-On”, Channing Tatum.
Don’t you just want to reach in there and help him readjust? Lawsy mercy, mine eyes dazzle.
This one is actually a homegrown hottie. I realized last month that all my “Wide-On’s” were non-Americans, so I thought I would throw the spotlight this week on some domestic dick.
If I thought I would see this in the woods, I would haul my ass out of bed before dawn and plant it in a deer stand.
Look, he’s available for parties too! A gift that unwraps itself! I want him for my next birthday party. I don’t actually celebrate or advertise my born-on date, but I would for a present like this. What a party favor, so much more fun than blowing noise makers.
Have a wonderful Friday!
Love and Kisses,
Cult Diva