Have you slept with more people than the average for your age?
There’s a very interesting character named Matthew Inman, who’s sort of a Renaissance Geek. He’s a powerhouse in online marketing, but he also has a goofy side. He’s created all kinds of funny and charming things, including an online dating site called Mingle 2. There’s a blog on it that contains many amusing diversions. The first one I found was a quiz calledHow Sexually Experienced Are You? Turns out I’ve slept with 7 more people than the average person my age. Is that all? Psssshhhhhht. And I thought I was a wild one.
Here are some of my favorite demographic highlights from the accumulated stats:
- San Francisco is the most promiscuous city in the U.S., with an average of 13 sexual partners.
Hmmm, I wonder why that is?
- St. Louis is right behind it with an average of 12 sexual partners.
Seriously? Do you think it’s all that Bud?
- Provo, Utah is the least promiscuous city, with only 3 sex partners per person.
That’s an average of 1 for women and 5 for men, a la Big Love.
- Troy, New York is next with only 4.
My husband grew up there. It’s a boner killer if ever there was one.
- Golf fans have the most sex of any sports fans, with 11 partners each.
Well, it’s either copulate or watch the grass grow.
- Soccer fans only have 6 partners, on average.
Hooliganism just isn’t as hot as it used to be.
- Conservatives have slightly more partners than liberals (9 vs. 8).
Admit it, the idea of Bill O’Reilly banging Ann Coulter is a total turn-on.
- Redheads have more sex partners than any other hair color (except gray).
Sexy redheads include Nicole Kidman and…and….um, Conan O’Brien? (BTW, ew, I hate the idea of old people having sex, even though I’m halfway to Miss Daisy myself.)
- The very religious have fewer partners than the not religious.
Having to poke your penis through a hole in the sheet is kind of a buzz kill.
- People with tattoos have had 14 partners, compared to 7 for those without.
Reportedly, tattoos that say F**k Me Now generate the greatest number of offers.
- Those with an elementary school education also have 14 partners on average. Oddly, those with a middle school education only have 5 partners.
I guess going to seventh grade is a dealbreaker.
If you aren’t pleased with how you compare to your demographic, maybe it’s because you aren’t inventive enough in the sack. I also took a Name that Sex Position quiz and I flunked! (I think I was kinda skeezed out by the GI Joes.)
I also found the Booze Test to be great fun. It probably explains why I don’t remember any good sex positions: