Note: “Wide On” is Guest blogger Lisa Brower’s slang for female arousal.
As in “That hunk gave me a wide on.”
Not to brag, but I actually spent quite a bit of time with this week’s “Wide On”, Alexander Skarsgard. We started our relationship with “Generation Kill” and of course have continued it with “True Blood”. Then there’s the obsessive cyber stalking, online research I do on a daily basis. I’m not crazy about the long hair, but I know it’s just a phase. He still has that long, hard everything else that makes him a delight to look at. Just sort of mentally erase those other two guys and try to look through those intrusive subtitles.
Like I care what the hell he’s saying. Move the damn words and soap south, please.
I had to throw another shirtless picture of him in, just looking at him takes me to a happier place.
Special message to Mr. Cult Diva: Please send my “Generation Kill” DVD’s back, when you are done watching them of course. I’ve been having to rent Alex by the week like a cheap whore and it’s getting tiresome when I go in and some other bitch has him.
Love and Kisses,
Cult Diva
