Who in turn looks like a cheap drag version of Paris Hilton. And let me add a very amateur version. No real drag queen would leave the house looking like this or she would face serious ridicule.
I grew up and lived with some pretty fabulous drag queens in Atlanta. If it weren’t for drag queens and gay men I would know nothing about life, love, and the pursuit of the perfect concealer.
Think about it; if you had to have man advice, who would you listen to? Your best girlfriend and her women’s magazine theories of male behavior, or a man who has relationships with other men?
Thank you Miss Greta, wherever you may be now, for teaching me how to contour my chipmunk cheeks. Thank you too Michael for taking a poor girl from East Cobb and teaching her how to dress, sometimes by physically removing the offending item from her clueless body and throwing it in the garbage. That skirt did make me look fat and I appreciate your honesty.
I wouldn’t have been seen at the Armory with me either. God knows I took enough shit from Charlie Brown of the fabulous Backstreet days before you took over my wardrobe duties.
I just wish you all could have helped Miss Janet C. before she spent all that money to turn into what the Brits so aptly call “a right old slapper”. Or one of my other favorite euphemisms ” a mutton dressed as a lamb”.
Apparently she went to Croatia for all this surgery, which explains so much. I have yet to notice any new “make over” shows coming from the Baltic region, however this may change soon. If you adore Dr. Rey from “Dr. 90210”, then you are going to love Dr. Toncic of Zagreb. I wonder if he gives hugs to his half naked patients too?
Just a random thought: How many of you all think that Dr. Rey is actually straight? I keep hoping season after season that he finally comes out of the closet and dumps that shrill anorexic he fronts with.
Apparently the Baltic countries are the hot spot for cheap plastic surgery these days, but you know that Cult Diva believes you get what you pay for. If you need a better argument, then just re-watch the video above.
However, in my heart I believe she would have gotten a much better makeover if she got the ladies from Burkhart’s in Atlanta to show her how to contour. Plus they could surely have done something with her and her daughter’s jacked up hair.
I was thinking it might be time for a show where drag queens helped real girls become more fabulous and then I remembered Stacy London from “What Not To Wear”.
Dammit, beat to the punch again.
Love and kisses,
Cult Diva
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