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Carrie Prejean: “I’ll be tireless and topless” in my fight against same sex unions

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Is there a better humorist than Andy Borowitz? Here’s his latest gem:

Just moments after being told she could retain her beauty pageant crown, Miss California Carrie Prejean renewed her commitment to her mission, telling reporters, “From this day forward I promise I will use my naked breasts for good.” The embattled pageant winner said she would be both “tireless and topless” in her efforts to fight same-sex unions. “I will go anywhere, anytime, anyway to make my case,” she said. “These breasts are made for walking.”

Ms. Prejean refused to answer questions about another controversial topic, enhanced interrogation techniques, but she did remark, “I have always been in favor of enhancement.” Donald Trump, who owns the Miss USA pageant, praised Ms. Prejean for her fearlessness in the face of harsh criticism, adding, “I like what I’ve seen of Carrie and I hope to see much more of her.”

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Click here to see more of TMZ’s half-nekked photos.

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