Burn, baby, burn!
My votes for the funniest sex, love, and dating articles this month in The Onion:
1. Tina Turner Burns Down Legs For Insurance Money
2. Newlyweds regret saving sex for marriage
3. Tantric-Sex Class Opens Up Whole New World Of Unfulfillment For Local Couple
4. Binge drinking, promiscuous sex good for you, says New Orleans Doc
5. Recently Married Man Ready To Start Dating Again