How To Give An Amazing Blowjob Part 10

Adventures in Licking

No body part is as fearlessly adventurous as the tongue, diving into another person’s mouth or simply trekking across your partner’s body from head to toe. There’s no need to limit your tongue’s affection to just your man’s mouth or genitals when there’s a buffet of bodily flavors to taste.

Neck: You know how good it feels when your man makes his way toward your neck and begins to kiss, lick, and slurp on it? Do you get goosebumps just thinking about the feel of his tongue running along the nape of your neck? Guess what? His neck has the same nerve endings as yours, so it’s very likely that he would enjoy that type of romantic attention as much as you do. This might seem self-evident, although a surprising number of women don’t employ “necking” during foreplay routines.

Don’t be deterred if your guy has hair on his neck, as he can still feel the sensations. And if he’s bearded, a little facial bush can help prepare you for some of the places your tongue will take you in the next chapter.

Ears:  Ear lobes are particularly sensitive to men, especially when your tongue is loving on them. In addition to the outer ear, there are nerve endings on the inside of the ear that can be aroused by the tongue. And if you really want to drive him wild, smack your lips in his ears. He will go crazy. 

Do Tongue Rings Feel Better?

Guys don’t generally like the feeling of metal on their penis, even when it’s warm and wet from a willing mouth. It often brings more pain than pleasure if his partner is careless with how he makes contact with the penis.

So why is there a belief that tongue rings feel good to the recipient of a blowjob? 

A combination of intrigue with how it looks and the supposition that guys who have tongue rings are just better at oral. But ask guys if they like blowjobs from partners with tongue rings and the likely answer will be “Not so much.”

 

Nipples

How important are nipples to human beings? They’re one of the first things nature takes care of when an embryo is formed, as nipples develop before a sex is determined. Once testosterone emerges in male embryos the nipples get “turned off” so they won’t turn into breasts that can lactate. However, the testosterone doesn’t “turn off” the pleasure receptors. Meaning, they respond to the same stimulation as female nipples. Circling your tongue around the outer rim of your man’s nipple (the areola), and using the tongue to press the nipple down can make him harder than a frozen turkey.

Armpits

If you’re squeamish about tonguing your guy’s hairy neck, then brace yourself, because his pits might send you over the edge. But hear me out: licking your man’s armpit is a win-win-win.

For him, exploring an area that is not used to attention or contact can often result in novel sensations.

For both of you, exploring a vulnerable area like armpits can increase sexual trust. Most guys are ticklish in that area. If you can transform the tickle into a pleasurable sensation he’ll relax, but that will only happen if he trusts you not to tickle him. His trust, in turn, gives you more confidence and security to explore and arouse him. It’s like surviving a national disaster or seeing any show with a Kardashian – the shared risk is a great bonding mechanism.

Feet

The feet have more than 7,000 nerve endings and your tongue can trigger almost every one of them, driving your man insane with lust. Start trailing your tongue along the bottom of his foot, and wedging it in between his toes, and soon you’ll evolve to toe-sucking and practicing your deep throating on his paw. Just make sure he’s clean. You don’t want any toe-jam jamming your groove.

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How To Give An Amazing Blowjob Part 22

The Peacock Technique 

“My favorite part is having my guy squirming and unable to string two coherent thoughts together.”

—K.

“I love to hear him make little sounds and moan and look at him in the eyes. So sexy.”

—M.

“I love how he sucks in his breath when I move my tongue a certain way. Or when begs me not to stop. It’s an incredible rush.”

—L.

The most powerful sexual organ isn’t between your legs or between your teeth; it’s between your ears. As important as skills are to the end result, they will fall flat unless they’re guided by a vision of sex that’s beyond the physical. Let me clarify this with a guiding principle about memorable sex:

It’s not what you do to him. It’s where you take him.

All the skills, tactics, and techniques you’ve read so far will make you a competent lover, but if you want to be a peacock among common poultry you need to have more than skills. You need the ability to transport him into a different plane of existence. And in order to do that, you have to understand how to create an agonizing joy called anticipation.

Anticipation is the feeling of excitement about something that is going to happen. I’m going to show you how to capitalize on this feeling to deliver (and receive) maximum pleasure but first, let’s talk about how anticipation works. I give you two scenarios:

Scenario 1:

You walk into a friend’s home and he immediately waves a plate of delicious home-made chocolate chip cookies under your nose. “Eat, EAT!” he says. So you do.

Scenario 2:

You walk into your friend’s home and he waves a plate of home-made chocolate chips cookies under your nose. “Smell,” he says. You reach for one and he says, “Not so fast! We have to wait for the other guests to arrive.” He puts the plate right in the middle of the table so you’re constantly looking at its chocolaty goodness, salivating and fantasizing how good they’ll taste. Finally, the guests come and he offers you one.

Which cookie tastes better?

Almost everyone will say the cookie under scenario #2. Why? The cookies have exactly the same ingredients. The answer is simple: Anticipation amplifies pleasure. It creates so much excitement, activates so many nerve endings that things taste better with it than without it.

Build Anticipation

It’s the same thing with blowjobs. If you want him to have the experience of the chocolate chips in Scenario # 2, learn how to build anticipation. The object is to keep your partner’s body in suspense by only delivering an aspect of what he’s expecting (the way your host did by letting you see and smell but not touch or eat the cookies). This builds desire and curiosity, keeps your guy eagerly anticipating your next move and makes him crave you more. By the time you’re done, the sexual encounter becomes more intense and satisfying (just like the cookies).

Robin Skynner, the great psychiatrist, once famously said, “Anticipation is the central ingredient in sexual desire.” His studies proved that “Sex has a major cognitive component—the most important element for desire is positive anticipation.”

Anticipation is an emotion that mixes enthusiasm, pleasure, excitement, and anxiety toward a longed-for event. Like having your girlfriend’s mouth on your cock. Wait, did I say “anxiety” in that earlier sentence? Why would anxiety figure into sexual anticipation? Because there is always some concern that the highly anticipated event will not occur. In the next installment of our series on blowjobs I’ll explain with a concept called “Suspense and Resolution.”

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Giving Great Blowjobs Part 31

How to Milk Your Man With Your Hand

A hand job: The 21st century equivalent of the kiss.

—Urban Dictionary

To guys, handjobs are like a Pepsi: not your first choice, but you’ll take it. Still, there’s no reason squeezing one out with your hands should feel like a consolation prize for him. If the beverage he wants is unavailable, don’t give him a Pepsi—give him a Jack & Coke!

While using your hand to get a guy off may seem like an easy, mindless form of sex, it actually can be quite difficult to bring him to orgasm. After all, he’s spent years in the masturbatorium, so he’s an expert at getting himself off. He knows exactly what he needs to “burp the baby” and you probably don’t.

Puberty is a time when nature says to boys, “Shake hands with Mr. Penis.” And then it says, “Ok, you can let go now!” And of course, he never does. Not for long, anyway. His dick and his hand are very well acquainted.

They know each other’s quirks, rhythms, and most secret desires—whether he likes a straight up-and-down motion, circling the head, or has some weird Morse code-type sequence of jerking that unlocks his orgasm.

Because he’s grooved a pattern into his body I have a DUH-level secret to giving great handjobs: Take mental notes as you watch him masturbate to completion.

Think of it as learning how to cook a great meal. First, you ask the chef how to do it and then you watch him, and then you take matters into your own hands.

It saves you hours of burnt bread, cracked eggs, and culinary scowls. On the subject of handjobs, almost any guy will tell you: “Nobody does me better than I do.” So, sit (or kneel) by the master and learn.

How To Put Him In The Palm Of Your Hand

Today’s sexually active teenage boys are fond of saying, “A handjob is a man’s job, a blowjob is your job.” But what do teens know about sex other than doing it badly? The true handjob artiste (that would be you) knows that a handjob, done correctly, can actually be an immensely gratifying experience for a guy. Just because men can do it themselves doesn’t mean it becomes an outsourced job if you do it. Quite the contrary. Do this: Kiss the inside of your wrist. Now get your partner to do it.

Which one felt better? His, of course! We are fairly dull to our own nerve endings, but when somebody else stimulates them? BOOM! Same with handjobs. Which do you think feels better to him—your hand or his?

While you’ll copy many of the things you observe while watching him masturbate to climax you can add a lot of zest by keeping a few things in mind:

Wet Is The Word

There’s no more important element for the task at hand than lubrication. While some guys like shaking the steak without lube, most don’t. Unlike your mouth, your hand is not self-moisturizing. Meaning, you’re going to chafe his penis if you don’t add lubrication. Fortunately, the market is flooded with ways to keep your guy’s manhood moist. Not all lubricants are equal during stroke sessions. Here’s a breakdown of how the different options stack up:

Oil-Based

There’s a reason Vaseline is as important to teenage boys as acne cream. Sure, you and your guy may think that you’re too grown and sexy for such a juvenile sex tool, but Vaseline and other oil-based lubes remain the gold standard for masturbation and handjobs. They are thicker than other types of lube, creating an ideal coating over the dick rather dripping off, and they stay wet longer.

It’s almost as if oil-based lubes were made specifically for male masturbation, as they’re not something you would want to taste during oral sex, and they are generally considered unsafe for intercourse because they can damage latex. Another downside is that they can be harder to clean off of skin or fabric, but hey, club soda wasn’t just made for mixing drinks. Read the label on the bottle. It says, “Great for removing cum stains.”

I kid. Oil-based lubes are also the most affordable type of lube. You can virtually get a keg of petroleum jelly for under $10.

Silicone-Based

One of the most significant technological advancements around the turn of the century was not the Internet, but rather the emergence of silicone-based lubes. They have a thinner texture than their oil-based counterparts but contain much of the same effectiveness, and without the corrosive qualities that make them unsafe for intercourse. Silicone-based lubes don’t absorb into the skin or evaporate into the air, meaning they last for quite a while without having to re-apply them.

Like their oil-based counterparts, silicone-based lubes complicate the clean-up process. Getting them off fabric is like getting a guy off after a cocaine binge—nearly impossible, so lay a towel down to protect the sheets.

Water-Based

The most common type of lube on the market, they are generally the most suitable for sex. However, water-based lubes don’t apply as evenly as oil-based lubes, which can result in “dry zones” along the dick—unmoistened pockets of flesh that make your fingers “snag” the penis rather than glide across it. This, of course, will make him about as happy as a supermodel with blocked nostrils. Water-based lubes are also notoriously quick to dry, meaning you’ll have to regularly squirt more on the penis to keep it wet and comfortable.

Organic

Wait, vegan lubes? Actually, there’s a budding market for health-conscious hand strokers, as aloe, coconut oil, and honeybee lubes gain popularity. These varieties are ideal for folks with sensitive skin or anyone who just wants to avoid chemicals during sex. The flavors and all-natural qualities of these lubes make them highly compatible with oral sex, and most are gluten-free.

However, many organic lubes absorb quickly into the skin, which means you’ll be reapplying frequently during an extended handjob session.

Saliva

Nothing’s hotter for a man than a woman who uses her natural juices to lube her man’s dick, and there should be plenty of saliva already slathered on the penis if you’re transitioning from oral sex to a handjob. But there’s also no type of lube more ineffective for jacking off since saliva evaporates after a few strokes. So unless your mouth is a faucet that can produce a consistent stream of moisture, you’ll want to use something stronger than saliva when giving your guy a handjob. 

What Properties To Look For In A Lube

I’ve described the main categories of lubes, but picking the right one is like picking the right partner—you want something that goes down easy, isn’t smelly, or hard to get off you. I’ve personally tried what some experts call “the best lubes” and hated them, so there’s no point in telling you which lube I like best. You’re better off test-driving the different brands and seeing for yourself. Here’s what to look for: 

Texture & Smoothness

 You don’t want your personal lubricant to be sticky or tacky. You want your lube to be as slippery as your boyfriend when he’s confronted with the strange panties you found in the back of his truck.

Dryness

Did the lube disappear after the first few strokes—like the commitment-phobe you dated last year? Or did it stick around like that guy last night that couldn’t take a hint?

Type of Container

 It may sound stupid to use this as a criterion but if it takes two hands to squeeze out a few drops it ain’t worth it. You want the thing to be so easy you can open it with your feet. I’d stay away from jars and tubs –they tend to collect pubic hair—a double-yuck in anybody’s book.

Wash-off Factor

 If you’re looking for convenience, forget about oil-based lubes like Vaseline, baby oil, or Crisco. While they may feel good, they destroy condoms and they’re harder to get off the sheets than a visiting cousin.

Taste & Smell

Believe me, it’s important. Do you really want to use a lube that smells like the last pork chop in the butcher shop?

How Long It Lasts

You don’t want a “premature ejaculating” lube. Meaning, three strokes and it’s over. You want a long lasting lube so you don’t have to keep re-applying it.

Irritation Factor

The two ingredients that cause most skin irritations are Nonoxynol-9 and glycerine (a form of sugar that makes lubes taste sweet). So, if either of you has sensitive skin use lubes made out of botanical ingredients.

Temperature: Some of the newer lubes create heat or cold when you rub it on. Like some of the guys we’ve all taken home, they can give you heat stroke or freezer burns.

Next week:  Actual handjob techniques.  Stay tuned.

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How To Give Good Head Part 30

Why Would You Want to Deep Throat?

For the challenge. For the power. For the feeling. Let’s take a look:

Physical

In Deep Throat, the seminal movie that erected new sexual norms in the 1970s, Linda Lovelace plays a sexually dissatisfied woman who goes to a doctor who discovers her “throat clit.” While that may sound like the corniest of plot lines, there’s evidence that women—and men– can indeed experience a kind of oral orgasm while deep throating. The back of the throat is connected to the genitals via the vagus nerve and the massage a penis provides to it can stimulate sexual sensations. By the way, “Vagus” means wanderer—the nerve wanders through the body from the brain to the throat all the way to your southern regions.

Pride

Being able to deep throat might not be the type of thing you brag about to grandma, but it’s still a talent worth celebrating. There’s a certain sexual swagger that develops in those who know their mouth can tame the meanest of cocks and fulfill their man in a way that others can only fantasize about.

Power

Counter to the common misperception, the person doing the sucking holds all of the power during deep throating. You determine how wide to open your mouth, and how far the penis penetrates it. You decide whether to stroke your man’s ego by gagging for relief or crush his spirits by effortlessly swallowing his penis like a baby carrot. You determine whether to take control and regulate the pace. Hell, you’re in control of whether deep throating happens or not!

Intimacy

 Being relaxed is an essential part of being able to deep throat as it’s hard for your throat to expand when you’re filled with tension. Deep throating your guy is one of the most intimate gifts you can offer him, but it can also tap into your spirit. According to Tantra philosophy, the fifth chakra is located in the throat, providing the gateway to your truest expression. 

Pick Your Position

While a common position for oral sex is you on your knees and your partner (or partners—I don’t judge!) standing over you, this is not the ideal stance for a deep throat session unless the guy has a downward curve to his penis. You should always account for the shape and angles of your man’s cock when identifying the best positions for blowjobs and this is especially true if you want to deep throat him.

Open Wide & Say “Ahhhhh.”

Here’s an interesting way of relaxing your gag reflex while his penis is entering your mouth. Pretend your doctor is about to use the tongue depressor on you. Say “Ahhh.” This opens the throat and gives the doctor a wider view of your throat. It also provides a bigger canal for your partner’s ship to pass through. Once you say “Ahhh” your mouth will be ready for the other half of that religious affirmation: “Men.”

The most effective position for deep throating is lying on your back with your head dangling off the bed, which automatically flattens your tongue and expands your vocal canal. With this position, you surrender some control to your partner, but what you lose in sexual power you’ll gain in oral depth. 

Another great position for deep throating is “69,” where you align your bodies so that each person’s mouth is on the other’s genitals, simultaneously performing oral sex. Every inch of his purple mountain majesty gets easier to swallow as his lips and tongue rub against your crotch. Just remember to be careful. Even if you subdue your gag reflex, it is exceedingly hard to breathe when a dick is that far down your throat. You don’t want to go from dying for dick to dying from it!

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How To Give Good Head Part 29

Why Do Guys Like Deep Throating?

 

Imagine for a second that you’re a penis: You’re toiling the day away, hour after hour, in dark and cramped quarters. And your only company is a couple of nuts and a real asshole. You’d be pretty stressed at the end of your day, what with your muscles aching and in need of relaxation.

Getting a blowjob would be the equivalent of sliding into a hot, soothing bath, while getting deep throated would be like sinking into a Jacuzzi, your every worry melting under a rejuvenating massage.

The pleasure guys derived from deep throat is multi-dimensional, encompassing the mind, body, and spirit:

Physical

 It’s not hard to understand why having their penis immersed in a warm, wet crevice would be physically enjoyable for guys. A deep throat session provides fuller contact between the mouth and penis, stimulating nerve endings along the shaft and head simultaneously.

While the entire dick gets affection when it’s being deep throated, it’s still the head that is the most sensitive part of a guy’s penis. As the head goes further into your throat, the passageway narrows and turns silky, providing a soft gripping massage that will release every ounce (and drop) of stress your man has inside him.

Pride

Having a big dick is important to most men even though most don’t have one. If a man could exchange 20/20 vision for a foot-long penis, or promise to breathe less oxygen each day in exchange for a couple of extra inches, every fraternity and sports team would be filled with partially blind asthmatics.

It’s tough for a guy to get objective, quantitative affirmation that he has a big dick since most guys don’t go around comparing penis sizes with their friends. If he hears you gagging on his manhood he’ll interpret it as the most authentic, unfiltered confirmation that his cock could reconquer Rome.

Intimacy: Deep-throating can inspire tenderness from your partner. Plenty of guys appreciate what it means for a girl to welcome all of him inside her mouth, and they show it by becoming more affectionate than usual, which in turn allows you to relax and swallow him even further.

 

How To Give A Man A Blowjob Part 28

More Techniques On Deep Throating

Thumb Clenching

This is a popular dentists’ trick that distracts your brain. Lifehacker.com cites a study showing it is effective in tamping down a gag reflex. All you have to do is make a fist with your left hand and clench your fingers around your thumb. The top of your thumb should not be visible. Put a fair amount of pressure on your thumb. If you want to test it, put a right-hand finger down your throat as you clench your left thumb. You may notice a pronounced decrease of your gag reflex. Why does it work for some people? Scientists think the pressure may simply be distracting enough to stop you from gagging.

Apply Pressure To Your Hegu Point 

According to the same Lifehacker-reported study, putting pressure on the Hegu point can hold off the gag reflex. The Hegu is the concave soft point between your thumb and index finger. Pinch it hard and it can relieve the gag reflex.

Apply Pressure Between The Chin & Lower Lip

This too seems to diminish the gag reflex. You could get your partner to do it but that’s a serious commitment to what amounts to a sexual parlor trick. It may be more work than it’s worth. Still, it’s an option.

Numb Your Soft Palate

You can use a numbing throat spray to desensitize the soft palate or a gel that’s normally used to relieve tooth pain. The effects should last for about an hour.

As you can see, you have several options to load more cargo in your mouth. These techniques will help you tame your gag reflex for routine blowjobs. But if you want to earn a black belt in oral—deep throating—you need to learn a few more things, especially if your partner is hung like a club-tailed dragon.

Before we talk about those techniques, a question must be asked…

Should You Deep Throat A Guy?

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. No? Okay, all those who believe they should deep throat a guy raise your hand. Okay, now slap yourself with that hand. Deep throating, or taking an erect dick so deep into your throat that your lips touch the base of his penis, is difficult for almost everyone. You should not attempt it without first training your gag reflex. More importantly, you should not attempt it unless you think it will bring you pleasure, never mind him.

I would highly discourage you from trying to deep throat if, during routine blowjobs, you cough and gag like you just took a killer bong hit. You should make no apologies for not trying or even not wanting to try. Sometimes a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. And sometimes a girl’s gotta put her foot down on a dick.

Besides, you can give unforgettable oral without making the rabbit disappear completely into the hat. Now, having said that, there is one good reason to try: The challenge. One of the reasons deep throating is so impressive is precisely because so few people can do it. In a sense, it is a sexual title that must be earned. 

The Upside Of Choking

When a penis gets lodged in the back of your throat the body instinctively starts choking. What may surprise you is that gagging can help your ability to give head. As you gag, the throat begins to lubricate itself in the hope of dislodging the foreign object and that lubrication is in the form of saliva.

That is one hell of a way to give a wetter blowjob.

To be sure, it doesn’t count if you’re deep throating a guy whose penis is so small he can make it disappear by breathing in and out. Deep throating a four-inch penis is commendable, but not particularly impressive. It’s like winning a daytime Emmy. Generally, at least six inches are required before you can pat yourself in the back and say you accomplished something. Let’s take a look at what it takes to stop dicking around with the bronze and go for the gold. 

Team Throat

While the throat is the star, the lips and tongue are the executive producers, fluffers, grips, and every other supporting crew member that makes the production a success. In addition to the massaging talents of both, the lips will help you wrangle the increased slobber that deep-throating uncorks while flattening the tongue is key to unlocking the depths of your throat canal.

And while we’re doing an inventory of the parts of your mouth it’s important to stay conscious of your teeth while you’re attempting to deep throat. Your chompers are more exposed the wider you stretch your mouth, and your jaws will instinctively clinch down when your gag reflex is poked. Talk about stealing victory from the jaws of defeat!

 

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How To Give A Man A Blowjob Part 27

Issuing A Gag Order On Your Gag Reflex

“Go Bananas!

Go, Go Bananas!

First, you lean to the left

Then you lean to the right

Then you peel the banana

And HUH! Take a bite!”

Are you frustrated that you can only take a couple of inches of your partner’s banana before you start gagging? Are you scared of being choked to death by “Frankencock?” Are you adventurous and want to see if you can “deep throat” guys (put their erect penis into your mouth all the way to the base)?

There’s only thing stopping you: Your gag reflex. About one in three people have no gag reflex (a lot of them are undoubtedly porn stars!). But quite a few have a hypersensitive throat. Never mind big penises, they can hardly swallow pills.

The Soft Palate Can Cause A Hard Stop

The hero and villain of any deep throat session is a part of your mouth known as the soft palate. A hero because this spot makes the head of the penis feel like a million bucks pre-tax; villain because this is the spot most likely to cause gagging.

To locate the soft palate do this: Take your index finger and put it inside the roof of your mouth with the palm facing away from you. Glide the finger along the roof of your mouth for about an inch. Notice how hard and relatively unforgiving it is? That’s the hard palate. Keep going and you’ll notice a distinct change in the feel of the palate. It becomes much softer. That’s where the soft palate begins. The hard palate contains bone so do NOT bang your guy’s penis against it during a blowjob—it does not feel good! However, the soft palate is muscle and tissue coated in mucus membranes and a penis will feel dreamy up against it.

Play cupid by introducing the head of your guy’s penis to your soft palate and you’ll soon discover that it’s a match made in heaven. The soft tautness of your throat around his throbbing head can send you both into an almost transcendental euphoria, where you can feel his pulse beating inside your throat. But only if you train your gag reflex. Otherwise, it’s going to be a real pain in the neck.

Unfortunately, the soft palate frowns upon deep throating, since touching it with any object (especially a dick) typically triggers your gag reflex. So the question becomes, how in God’s pajamas are you supposed to put an over-sized kielbasa down your throat without coughing like a Kentucky coalminer going up the stairs? Fortunately, your gag reflex can be trained into submission so that even the most shallow of throats can swallow the longest of swords.

How To Get Rid Of Your Gag Reflex

The best way to avoid gagging is to stop a hard penis from going past the hard palate into the soft palate, but really where’s the fun in that? By spending just a few moments a day with the process you’re about to read you can substantially reduce your gag reflex and enjoy years of unencumbered head without so much as a muffle. Here’s how to do it:

Desensitization

The process of desensitizing your soft palate is, without question, the most effective way of diminishing and sometimes getting rid of your gag reflex. The process gradually acclimatizes the soft palate to being touched in deeper and deeper areas without triggering the gag reflex. Here’s how it works using a toothbrush:

• Find out where your gag reflex starts by touching the tip of your tongue with the head of a toothbrush. Now work your way back by touching deeper parts of your tongue. It won’t be long before you, COUGH, COUGH, COUGH find the trigger point. There it is! Keep the head of the toothbrush right there. Yes, you’ll gag but only for a few moments. Slowly, you’ll stop gagging as your body realizes it’s not in danger. Once you can comfortably keep the head of the toothbrush in that spot for about ten seconds without gagging, lightly brush the spot for a few seconds. If you’re still gagging choose a spot closer to the tip of your tongue and start there.
• In the next few days go to the exact same spot and repeat the process. Notice how you’re gagging less and less. Once you’re no longer gagging at all…
• Touch the toothbrush about ¼ to ½ inch further back from the spot where you used to gag. This is your new starting point. Hold for ten seconds. Now brush.
• Go to the exact same spot and repeat the process until you no longer gag. Keep moving the toothbrush further back over the next few days. Do you see what’s happening? Your gag reflex is being desensitized. Keep moving farther and farther back until the toothbrush touches the soft palate.
• Now touch the toothbrush to the soft palate and repeat the process, only don’t brush. It’ll hurt!

Be persistent and don’t rush. For desensitization to take hold it must be done slowly and over time. This whole process should take you about a month. But think of the prize: Swallowing foot-long hot dogs.

With relish.

Next week:  More techniques on deep throating

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How To Give A Man A Blowjob Part 26

More Suggestions On What To Do With Those Balls

Do the ‘W’ 

Now that your mouth has made contact with the balls, let’s pivot to learning how to pleasure your guy’s scrotum with your tongue. Lick the balls or let them rest on top of your tongue as you juggle from one to the other.

A good way to start licking the balls is by lying on your stomach with your face toward his crotch, then use the tongue to trace a ‘W’—gliding down the left side of his ball sack, going up-then-down in between the balls, then finishing with an upward lick along the right side of the scrotum.

This easy technique makes sure every part of the scrotum receives attention, warms your guy up for more physical contact with his balls, and helps you get an idea of how sensitive this region is for him. For an extra electrical charge, use the “Gleek” technique to flood your mouth with saliva then deliver it with a flattened tongue on his scrotum. You’ll cover a wider area and make him believe the world is ending slower.

Give Him A Hum Job

Place one or both of your guy’s testicles in your mouth, use your lips to gently tighten the grip, then begin to hum—either by stretching out your normal moans or with a focused hum that would put a smile on a Tibetan monk. The nerves just beneath the scrotum skin are especially receptive to vibrating sensations. Alter the “verbal massage” by adjusting the timbre and tempo of your hum. Slow the pulsating down by using a deep-pitched hum or increase the rate of vibrations with a higher pitch. 

Breathe & Relieve

Ironically, almost no one blows during a blowjob, but blowing air is an important part of your arsenal. Here’s a fantastic trick that’ll have him scrunching the sheets: Blow air on his nuts after you’ve moistened them with your saliva. He’ll experience a refreshing coolness that tickles the flesh.

Your mouth is a multi-convection fan, so don’t limit its output to a cool stream of air. For another type of sensation, hover your gaping mouth above your man’s scrotum, then use the back of your throat to push out a blast of hot air on the balls, which relaxes and loosen the skin, and makes the scrotum more receptive to stimulation.

Fire & Ice

While we’re experimenting with temperature and its impact on arousal, let’s bring in some outside props to make the fluctuation in temperature even more dramatic and stimulating. Place an ice cube in a paper towel or other thin wrapping, then slowly rub the cube across your man’s scrotum. You’ll likely see a physical reaction to the cold temperature as your man’s scrotum tightens toward the body in search of heat. Save the testicles a trip upward by removing the ice pack and using your mouth to heat the scrotum. The contrast between coolness and warmth will unlock unique sensations hard to reproduce when the scrotum maintains a constant temperature.

Why Does One Ball Hang Lower Than The Other?

Most men have variations in size between their testicles. On average, testicles grow to be about 2 to 3 inches in length and 1 inch in width. The left testicle is smaller and hangs lower in 65-85% of men. Interestingly, scrotal asymmetry is faithfully reproduced in Greek sculpture.

We don’t actually know why one (usually but not always the left) hangs lower but the prevailing theory is temperature regulation. Twin testes, hanging at equal heights, would create too much sperm-killing heat. The more exposed surface area in the scrotum the cooler the temperature, keeping the boys strong for their upstream swim. Hanging at slightly different heights prevents them from crushing and overheating each other.

Tea Bags Fly Free!

We’ve already covered one type of tea-bagging, where you insert your man’s scrotum into your mouth for a hum job, but there is more of this type of pleasure to be had. Introduce yourself to the unique pleasure of the scrotum’s soft flesh caressing your facial skin. You can experience some unique sensations by letting your guy rest his balls on your face or nestle them in your eye sockets (with your lids closed—nothing worse than getting a pube in your cornea!). When your BFF calls to ask how your night went, you can honestly say, “I had a ball!”

Two, actually.

Lastly, I want to show you how important the twins are to a man’s climax: If your guy is having trouble “finishing” through oral or manual stimulation, show a little love to his balls and I promise you’ll see the same sign on him that you see on movie posters: “Coming Soon.”

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How To Give A Man A Blowjob Part 25

“If it has tires or testicles there’ll be trouble.” 

—Polish proverb

Testicles are like martinis: one’s not enough, two’s just right and three’s too many. The vast majority of men have two testicles unless they were born with a birth defect or suffered injuries.

The scrotum is the sack that holds the testicles, which produce sperm and testosterone. The muscles in the scrotum are affected by temperature. When it’s warm, the scrotum and testicles hang lower. When it’s cold they sit tight against the skin and sometimes even disappear into the body.

Testicles are extremely sensitive. No doubt Mother Nature made them that way to remind men to stand guard over their precious jewels. Of course, Mother Nature is a post-op tranny. What else could explain the fact that she made testicles the genetic equivalent of female ovaries? The same sack of cells that become testicles in men become ovaries in women. The testes actually rest inside the pelvis during fetus development and descend before birth.

Testes is Latin for “To Testify.” Instead of placing their right hand on the Bible, early Romans put their hand on their testicles while bearing witness in a public forum. I can only imagine the judge asking, “Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help your balls?”

But I digress. Let’s answer a question that keeps every guy in suspense during oral:

What Are You Going To Do With Those Balls?

Hopefully, a lot. They are exquisitely sensitive to touch and if you’re serious about delivering Ritz-Carlton level pleasure you will pay devoted attention to them. First, a little on why men’s scrotums are so sensitive. One, they lack protection in the form of bones, large muscle mass and fat. Two, they have a ridiculously high number of sensory nerve endings, so every touch, no matter how minute, carries noticeable sensations. A good rule of thumb is to treat them like grapes, so don’t apply any pressure let alone the kind that would turn grapes into wine.

Why Is There A Line Going Down His Penis And Testicles?

All men have it. It’s a sort of “seam” on the underside of the penis. It forms when the fetus is in the uterus. In women, the seam becomes the vagina’s inner lips. In men, the seam encloses the urethra along the length of the penis.

The Cup & Coddle

Am I Nuts?

An African-American man was the subject of his family’s harangue one holiday as they sat around the family dinner table. “Why don’t you bring girlfriends home for the holidays?” asked one sister. “Or get married or have kids?” asked his brother. Thinking he was ashamed to bring anybody home because he was only attracted to white girls, his mother said, “Ya’ll, maybe he just doesn’t like chocolate.” The son replied: “Oh, I love chocolate. I just like mine with nuts.”

Ball Handling 101 starts with cupping the scrotum in your hand. The warmth of your hand provides half the pleasure (and helps loosen the scrotum skin, making it more sensitive to stimulation) while the rest of the arousal comes from applying slight pressure or a tender tightening of your grip around the sack. Familiarize yourself with the feel and movement of your man’s balls by finger-juggling the scrotum, as if you were working Chinese meditation balls. 

Pinch & Roll

The elasticity of the scrotum skin makes it one of the most pliable parts of a man’s body. Whether a guy’s sack hangs loose or taut, use your thumb and index finger to apply small, gentle pinches on the scrotum, then roll the skin between your fingers, manipulating the soft tissue to maximize your man’s satisfaction.

Tug & Squeeze (Lightly, Please!)

Some dudes are super sensitive in the scrotum region and don’t enjoy any tugging, while others (not many!) like a little more aggressive play. The majority of guys fall in the super-sensitive category, so it’s best to start out with a gentle tug and gauge how your man responds. This is not the time to practice your handball techniques.

Next week:  More techniques!

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