Best Vibrating Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
Our pick for best advanced vibrating prostate massager is the Lelo Hugo. Outscoring all competitors in our Moan-O-Meter with its gorgeous sculptured design, tapered tip for easy insertion, and impressive hands-free remote operation, this is an unbeatable option for ahem, good vibrations. With eight vibration settings in two powerful motors that can stimulate the prostate and the perineum at the same time, users are happy to pay a little extra–ok, a LOT extra–for this hands-free, luxury medium-sized prostate massager.
With eight settings and a two-hour run time (with a fully charged battery) the Hugo left everyone reeling with pleasure. For mind-blowing solo play and lovemaking you won’t find a better luxury massager.
Lelo Hugo
Best Vibrating Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
Critics Consensus
The sleek, u-shaped design, the bulbed insertable end and two separate motors that simultaneously massage the prostate and perineum make this massager the advanced favorite among critics and users.
About $215
The sleek silicone design, balanced curvature, perfectly tapered, bulbous tip and vibrational motors in each of its two arms make the Lelo Hugo a favorite among critics and users. Add the ability to adjust vibrations with a simple shake of the remote and you have a clear favorite.
Sixty minutes of charge time gives users 120 minutes of play time. Made out of medical-grade, FDA-approved silicone, the Hugo has an unequaled gee-whiz factor: It will vibrate with the exact rhythm and intensity with which you shake the remote.
Tantus P-Spot
Budget Pick: Best Vibrating Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
Not for the faint of heart or those unexperienced in anal play, users describe the Tantus P-spot as “a serious piece of sex hardware.” The silicone shaft has a large bulbous tip that’s curved for prostate stimulation but isn’t tapered like many other anal toys. The neck of the Tantus P-spot dildo has several bulges and notches, allowing users to insert it as much or as little as they desire.
Most users say that the second notch on the shaft is “the sweet spot.” Critics also note that getting the large, round head inserted is “uncomfortable at first” but that after a few minutes, the dildo settles into place and they can work it the rest of the way in. One reviewer brings the Tantus P-spot into the shower, using the suction cup end to mount it on the wall. Another loves using it as a strap-on with their partner.
About $54
Lelo Loki Wave
Upgrade Pick: Best Vibrating Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
#1 in our Moan-O-Meter for advanced upgrade is Lelo’s Loki Wave, hailed by critics and users alike for its dual vibrators (one for the prostate, the other for the perineum). This high-end massager sports an unusual feature in the form of a ‘finger’ that isn’t shy about asking you to ‘come hither,’ tempting you into pleasure that never seems to plateau, especially with ten different vibrational settings. The Wave, one expert reviewer says, is “the best prostate toy in its class.”
About $230
All Our Picks
Tantus P-Spot
Budget Pick: Best Vibrating Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
About $54
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Lelo Hugo
Best Vibrating Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
About $215
What made the Lelo Hugo soar to the top of our Moan-O-Meter charts? Let’s take a look:
8 Settings + battery run time
The intensity and power of the eight settings combined with the two-hour run time with a fully charged battery leave users reeling with pleasure. As one happy user mentioned, “The vibrate on this is enough to shake your fillings out.” Each of the eight settings is customized to give users a unique experience. With so many options, users describe leaving the Lelo Hugo in place even after climaxing because the different sensations are so pleasurable.
Its power, in turn, helps users to climax in record time. “I was instantly blown away – it hit my prostate with such powerful vibes; I think I orgasmed in record speeds,” said one user.
A genius remote control
The remote means you’re not fumbling with the toy as you’re trying to enjoy it. Many reviewers cite the remote as one of the best features of the device. Not only that, but you can choose to control the toy just by how you hold or shake the remote. In the words of one excited user:
“My favorite is the remote. […] What an amazing idea. So if you just bump the remote, the toy will give a little rumble. Shake the remote, and it will vibrate in rhythm and intensity with the shaking. Drop the remote down the stairs, and you’ll probably have to call an ambulance.”
The Lelo Hugo remote also gives you a fantastic opportunity to tease your partner in couples play.
Gorgeous design
Many praised the sleek silicone design and balanced curvature of the Lelo Hugo’s two arms.
The curvature and perfectly tapered, bulbous tip make insertion easy. Once you have it inside you, the head directs the force of the vibrations to the p-spot for the perfect orgasm.
Several users reported sitting and rocking on the Hugo as an additional method of orgasmic fun.
The ladies will want a turn
For women who love anal stimulation, or those that would like to add that to their sex tool box, the Lelo Hugo is an excellent option because you can adjust the intensity to your level of excitement with simply a shake of the remote.
Many enjoy the power of controlling the remote while their partner enjoys the Hugo.
You might consider buying two and see who can bring their mate to orgasm first!
Quick Recharge
A mere 60 minutes of charge time gives users an incredible 120 minutes of playtime. It takes 2 x AAA batteries.
What is it made of?
The whole exterior of the Lelo Hugo is made out of medical-grade, FDA-approved silicone. This makes it easy to clean and also means it’s waterproof, in case you’re interested in aquatic adventures and looking for a bath-time toy. It is also free of phthalates, latex, and other toxins, so it is hypoallergenic.
Flaws but Not Deal Breakers
It’s not quiet
The Lelo Hugo, without a doubt, prioritizes power over a non-distracting whisper soft sex toy. If you’re searching for a discreet prostate massager, this is not for you.
It could be a little longer
Most users, by far, said that the Hugo was perfectly sized. However, several expert reviewers mentioned that the Hugo was not long enough for ideal p-spot stimulation. If you prefer a longer toy, you will have to go elsewhere.
Others reported the short length as an advantage since the shorter length made it very comfortable to sit and rock on.
A wide girth
If you’re new to prostate play, this might not be the best buy for you. It’s a bit on the thicker side and could be intimidating.
However, a little lube and a glass of wine makes insertion easy even for newbees.
Price
At $219+, it’s certainly a luxury item.
It can slide out
Several users stated that it slides around once it’s inserted and vibrating. This is a down-side. It doesn’t happen to everyone, but it’s still a common complaint. Some problem-solving reviewers secure it in place with a G-string.
The instruction manual could be clearer
Users said it took a while to figure out exactly how to use Hugo’s many settings. Once they understood the settings, they were, shall we say, hard to forget.
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Care and maintenance
The Lelo Hugo is entirely silicone, which means it’s waterproof and you can boil it to sanitize it. Alternatively, you can rinse and wash the Hugo, wipe it down with antibacterial wipes, or use LELO’s antibacterial cleaning spray before and after use.
Lubricants safe to use with this toy
Use water-based lubricants only.
Dimensions
Length: 6 inches
Insertable length: 5.5 inches
Maximum girth: 4 inches
Diameter: 1.6 inches
Weight: 8 oz.
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Tantus P-Spot
Budget Pick: Best Vibrating Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
About $54
The Most Outstanding Qualities
Versatility
Users rave about the many ways they can use the Tantus P-spot dildo. Most report that the second notch on the shaft is “the sweet spot.” Critics also note that getting the large, round head inserted is “uncomfortable at first” but that after a few minutes, the dildo settles into place and they can work it the rest of the way in. One reviewer brings the Tantus P-spot into the shower, using the suction cup end to mount it on the wall. Another loves using it as a strap-on with their partner.
Silicone Design
The soft silicone texture of the Tantus P-spot is another notable feature. The Tantus P-spot is made of 100% medical-grade silicone, which users find “durable and super easy to clean.” The silicone design also makes the Tantus P-spot flexible and comfortable for anal play. One user said the flexibility of the silicone means peace of mind knowing “I won’t break anything and nothing will break it.”
Flaws That May Or May Not Be Deal Breakers
Large Size
Critics claim the Tantus P-spot dildo’s large size is “overwhelming” for even experienced users. Because the tip of the dildo isn’t tapered, it takes quite a bit of effort to insert, with one user saying, “It truly feels like it’s stretching my hole.” But for many, the discomfort is well-worth it. Critics claim that once the tip is inserted and the body relaxes, the real fun begins. One user says, “The discomfort really turns me on. It’s kinky. And hot. And naughty. The perfect prelude to gushing prostate orgasms.”
Dimensions
Middle shaft diameter: 1.7 inches
Diameter of tip: 1.5 inches
Length: 7 inches
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Lelo Loki Wave
Best Upgrade Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
About $230
What makes the Lelo Loki Wave a prince in the Moan-O-Meter charts? Let’s take a look:
The Unique “Come Hither” Finger
The standout features of the Lelo Loki Wave are the finger-like “come hither” design that mimics the feel of a finger curving and putting pressure on the prostate and the two vibrating motors–providing dual, simultaneous pleasure to the prostate and perineum–all at the speed you desire, whether it’s slow or high-powered for more intensity.
Unlike other massagers, critics say the finger is the “real deal” and adds an extra layer of pleasure to prostate massage. One reviewer states, “This is a fantastic enhancement to an already enjoyable toy.”
Sleek Sophistication
The Lelo Loki Wave is constructed of soft, high-quality silicone and ABS plastic. These materials make the toy durable as well as comfortable, and as one critic mentions, “pain-free, unlike some other anal play toys.” Users also love the elegant design and functional features of the Wave as well as the luxe satin storage bag.
It’s Waterproof
Another much-mentioned feature of the Wave is the fact that the toy is completely waterproof, which aids users who want to use water-based lubricant or have fun in the shower or bathtub. It’s ergonomic to hold and use with a curved plastic handle that fits comfortably in your hand.
There’s also a conveniently located charging port and an added USB charger.
Flaws That May Or May Not Be Dealbreakers
It’s a Little Loud
Several reviewers mention that the higher the speed goes, the louder the Wave gets, making it less than discreet at faster speeds. However, if you need to play quietly with the Wave, there are speeds that are quiet enough to use when noise is a factor. Many users recommend getting the maximum effect from the Loki Wave when there isn’t anyone else around to hear it.
Lack of Remote Control
Let’s face it, nobody wants to get into a compromising position and have to do some type of contortionism to change the settings. While critics say the Wave would be improved with a remote to easily change the settings or turn one motor off while in the midst of play, the resulting pressure from the dual massagers along with the “perfect” size, “so soft” silicone, and water resistance more than makes up for this flaw.
This toy has stellar reviews across the board, and the ‘come hither’ feature is making its own waves in the prostate toy category, so while a remote would likely improve the user experience, there are ways around it, such as getting to know the layout of the buttons and learning about the settings before getting in too deep with play.
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Dimensions:
Circumference: 4.5 inches
Insertable Length: 3.54 inches
Length: 1.375 inches
Weight: 13.4 ounces
Height: 7.7 inches
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How To Choose An Advanced Prostate Massager
You’re no stranger to anal play and prostate stimulation.
You’ve tried beginner and even intermediate massagers and, well,…meh. You’re ready for more. But what constitutes more? Three things: Material (soft vs hard), size (no descriptors needed here!) and vibrations (slow vs jackhammer).
It Will Cost You
Advanced massagers can cost a pretty penny, but can you really put a price on what some call, “The best thing ever. Then add ice cream with sprinkles and little fudge bits and caramel and… puppies?”
Ultimately, if you’re going to get good use out of the toy and are really looking for another level of pleasure, an advanced massager is worth the investment. But be forewarned. An advanced massager is going to cost you at least $100.
Size Matters
Is bigger really better? It depends on what makes your motor run, but generally speaking, for advanced players the answer is yes. But what’s more important–girth or length?
For some, the massager’s length is most important. This is especially true when it comes to prostate stimulation. Many advanced toys offer a curved tip, designed specifically to reach the prostate which can be tricky to find sometimes.
But others prefer girth over length because they like a full feeling down there. If so, choose a massager that will really fill you up. Sex experts caution that larger toys are meant for those experienced in anal play. It’s important to gradually move up in size to avoid injury.
Consider Material and Versatility
The world of prostate massagers is vast and diverse. From vibrating massagers with perineum stimulators to battery-free devices with several bumps and bulges for pleasure, you have plenty to choose from.
Think about how you plan to use the toy and then choose accordingly. Do you want hands-free play or do you prefer a toy with a sturdy handle to easily move in and out? Some toys can also double as strap-ons for even more couples fun!
Another feature to consider is material. Silicone toys are more flexible and pair best with water-based lubricants. Metal and glass toys are another popular choice if you’re interested in temperature play.
Let Experience Guide Your Decision
When choosing an advanced prostate massager consider what got you to this place. What is your current prostate play lacking?
Are you looking for a larger head, better angle, or a longer shaft? Or do you think the warming sensation of a metal toy dipped in hot water might bring you over the edge?
Once you pinpoint what you want from your advanced prostate massager, you can find the perfect one for the job!
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