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Lelo Hugo

Best Prostate Massager For Advanced Players

About $215

What made the Lelo Hugo soar to the top of our Moan-O-Meter charts?  Let’s take a look:

8 Settings + battery run time

The intensity and power of the eight settings combined with the two-hour run time with a fully charged battery leave users reeling with pleasure. As one happy user mentioned, “The vibrate on this is enough to shake your fillings out.” Each of the eight settings is customized to give users a unique experience. With so many options, users describe leaving the Lelo Hugo in place even after climaxing because the different sensations are so pleasurable.

 Its power, in turn, helps users to climax in record time. “I was instantly blown away – it hit my prostate with such powerful vibes; I think I orgasmed in record speeds,” said one user.

 

A genius remote control

The remote means you’re not fumbling with the toy as you’re trying to enjoy it. Many reviewers cite the remote as one of the best features of the device. Not only that, but you can choose to control the toy just by how you hold or shake the remote. In the words of one excited user:

“My favorite is the remote. […] What an amazing idea. So if you just bump the remote, the toy will give a little rumble. Shake the remote, and it will vibrate in rhythm and intensity with the shaking. Drop the remote down the stairs, and you’ll probably have to call an ambulance.”

The Lelo Hugo remote also gives you a fantastic opportunity to tease your partner in couples play.  

 Gorgeous design

Many praised the sleek silicone design and balanced curvature of the Lelo Hugo’s two arms.

 The curvature and perfectly tapered, bulbous tip make insertion easy. Once you have it inside you, the head directs the force of the vibrations to the p-spot for the perfect orgasm.

 Several users reported sitting and rocking on the Hugo as an additional method of orgasmic fun.

 The ladies will want a turn

For women who love anal stimulation, or those that would like to add that to their sex tool box, the Lelo Hugo is an excellent option because you can adjust the intensity to your level of excitement with simply a shake of the remote.  

 Many enjoy the power of controlling the remote while their partner enjoys the Hugo.

 You might consider buying two and see who can bring their mate to orgasm first!

Quick Recharge

A mere 60 minutes of charge time gives users an incredible 120 minutes of playtime. It takes 2 x AAA batteries.

 What is it made of?

The whole exterior of the Lelo Hugo is made out of medical-grade, FDA-approved silicone. This makes it easy to clean and also means it’s waterproof, in case you’re interested in aquatic adventures and looking for a bath-time toy. It is also free of phthalates, latex, and other toxins, so it is hypoallergenic.  

Flaws but Not Deal Breakers

 It’s not quiet

The Lelo Hugo, without a doubt, prioritizes power over a non-distracting whisper soft sex toy. If you’re searching for a discreet prostate massager, this is not for you.

It could be a little longer

Most users, by far, said that the Hugo was perfectly sized. However, several expert reviewers mentioned that the Hugo was not long enough for ideal p-spot stimulation. If you prefer a longer toy, you will have to go elsewhere.

 Others reported the short length as an advantage since the shorter length made it very comfortable to sit and rock on.

 A wide girth

If you’re new to prostate play, this might not be the best buy for you. It’s a bit on the thicker side and could be intimidating.

However, a little lube and a glass of wine makes insertion easy even for newbees.

 Price

At $219+, it’s certainly a luxury item.

 It can slide out

Several users stated that it slides around once it’s inserted and vibrating. This is a down-side. It doesn’t happen to everyone, but it’s still a common complaint. Some problem-solving reviewers secure it in place with a G-string.

The instruction manual could be clearer

Users said it took a while to figure out exactly how to use Hugo’s many settings. Once they understood the settings, they were, shall we say, hard to forget.

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 Care and maintenance

The Lelo Hugo is entirely silicone, which means it’s waterproof and you can boil it to sanitize it. Alternatively, you can rinse and wash the Hugo, wipe it down with antibacterial wipes, or use LELO’s antibacterial cleaning spray before and after use.

 Lubricants safe to use with this toy

Use water-based lubricants only.

 Dimensions

Length: 6 inches

Insertable length: 5.5 inches

Maximum girth: 4 inches

Diameter: 1.6 inches

Weight: 8 oz.

 

Links To Independent Reviews of The Lelo Hugo

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Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider

Best Budget Prostate Massager For Advanced Players

About $22

Why did the Pure Indulgence do so well in the Moan-O-Meter charts?  Let’s take a look:

Squirts For Everyone.

The Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider offers versatility for couples, with many reviewers praising it’s vaginal use as highly as its anal play. Indeed, many reviewers identified themselves as women who purchased the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider for the sole purpose of vaginal play and g-spot stimulation. One reviewer recommends “A few thrusts and you’ll be squirting like you never knew you could.”

Curved  For Your Pleasure. 

Nearly all reviewers commented on the perfect curvature of the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider (“curved to deliciously hit all your special places”). Not only does the curved design allow this anal slider to easily reach the p-spot or g-spot, but it allows for good control of angle and depth for solo play. One reviewer appreciated the curved design for comfort’s sake: “You don’t have to twist and reach, as you do with a straight toy. 

Heat It Up Or Cool It Down

Into temperature play?  Then this glass anal slider is just what you need for your toy collection.  Petra Pan, a professional sex toy critic, was pleasantly surprised by the range in sensations: “When I slowly pull the entire Gläs Pure Indulgence Glass Anal Dildo out of my bum, it feels warm on the way out. Then pushing it back inside my bum again, the cold glass makes me catch my breath – wow! The alternation of temperature is an immensely arousing feeling!” Other reviewers noted their partners preffered this anal slider “straight from the freezer” or recommended heating it up in a glass of  warm water prior to play.  

It’s BIG

Professional sex toy reviewers were impressed with the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider’s gargantuan size, noting that this is definitely not an anal toy for beginners.  However, with some patience and a lot of lube, those who want to work towards anal play with this glass toy will find it is well worth the effort.

Mousey’s Toy Lab declared the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider her new favorite, appreciating the smooth design:

“After having some bad experiences with glass toys in the past that were textured with large bumps or spirals or such, this was such a refreshing experience. The shape opens up unique play opportunities that other toys might not be so great at.”

The mid-sized sphere on the other end allows for anal play for those not yet ready for the larger end, and many reviewers loved the “full feeling” when using the large head vaginally.  

Cheap!

For less than $30, this anal slider can’t be beat.  One reviewer recommends buying at least two at this low price–”one for some serious usage, the other to tuck away in case of emergency.”  Other similar products sell for nearly twice the cost of the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider, but nothing else can compare to the simplicity and hygienic design of this perfectly curved glass anal slider.

Flaws That May Or May Not Be Dealbreakers

The Size Can Be Intimidating.

Nearly all reviewers and critics commented on the size and girth of the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider. For example:

“The first time I used it, I couldn’t get all of the large end inside me despite warming up.”

“When I opened it and held it in my hand I realized the true girth of it and instantly thought, no way is that fitting in my ass!”

“This monster ain’t giving my poor ole bum a bit of mercy.” 

In addition to the sheer size of this anal slider, the glass is hard and unyielding, which can add to the intimidation factor.  

However, while many were initially shocked at the size, most found the smaller end to be just what they were looking for or that they were able to workup to enjoying the full potential of the larger end after sometime and gradual stretching. 

Slippery When Wet. 

Critics and reviewers noted that while the curved handle and weighty head of this anal slider had numerous advantages, one disadvantage is how slippery it becomes either from lube use or once the juices are flowing causing it to shift at an inconvenient time. While delayed gratification can be pleasurable, it’s generally more fun when it’s on your terms.

Said one reviewer: “Orgasm denial can be fun, sure, but not when it’s the toy doing it to you.” Thankfully, this obstacle also has a simple solution. Critic Mousey’s Toy Lab noted that the addition of a squishy-jelly cock ring provided just enough grip to prevent unwanted shifting of the anal slider when things get wet-and-wild.  

About $22

Care And Maintenance

The Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider’s glass construction makes it extremely easy to care for and clean. Boil or bleach for total sterilization, or wash with warm soapy water or your favorite toy cleaner. It should be stored carefully, and avoid exposure to abrasive surfaces that could scratch or chip the surface, making it unsafe for continued use.  Because this toy does not come with a storage pouch, purchasing one is recommended.  

Lubricants Safe To Use With This Toy

Any and all lubricants are safe to use with the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider.  

Dimensions

Length: 7″

Insertable Length: 5.5″

Girth: 6.4″ at largest point

Width: 1.9″ at largest point

Lelo Loki Wave

Best Upgrade Prostate Massager For Advanced Players

About $230

What makes the Lelo Loki Wave a prince in the Moan-O-Meter charts?  Let’s take a look:

The Unique “Come Hither” Finger 

The standout features of the Lelo Loki Wave are the finger-like “come hither” design that mimics the feel of a finger curving and putting pressure on the prostate and the two vibrating motors–providing dual, simultaneous pleasure to the prostate and perineum–all at the speed you desire, whether it’s slow or high-powered for more intensity. 

Unlike other massagers, critics say the finger is the “real deal” and adds an extra layer of pleasure to prostate massage. One reviewer states, “This is a fantastic enhancement to an already enjoyable toy.” 

Sleek Sophistication 

The Lelo Loki Wave is constructed of soft, high-quality silicone and ABS plastic. These materials make the toy durable as well as comfortable, and as one critic mentions, “pain-free, unlike some other anal play toys.” Users also love the elegant design and functional features of the Wave as well as the luxe satin storage bag.  

It’s Waterproof

Another much-mentioned feature of the Wave is the fact that the toy is completely waterproof, which aids users who want to use water-based lubricant or have fun in the shower or bathtub. It’s ergonomic to hold and use with a curved plastic handle that fits comfortably in your hand.

There’s also a conveniently located charging port and an added USB charger.

Flaws That May Or May Not Be Dealbreakers

It’s a Little Loud 

Several reviewers mention that the higher the speed goes, the louder the Wave gets, making it less than discreet at faster speeds. However, if you need to play quietly with the Wave, there are speeds that are quiet enough to use when noise is a factor. Many users recommend getting the maximum effect from the Loki Wave when there isn’t anyone else around to hear it. 

Lack of Remote Control 

Let’s face it, nobody wants to get into a compromising position and have to do some type of contortionism to change the settings. While critics say the Wave would be improved with a remote to easily change the settings or turn one motor off while in the midst of play, the resulting pressure from the dual massagers along with the “perfect” size, “so soft” silicone, and water resistance more than makes up for this flaw.

This toy has stellar reviews across the board, and the ‘come hither’ feature is making its own waves in the prostate toy category, so while a remote would likely improve the user experience, there are ways around it, such as getting to know the layout of the buttons and learning about the settings before getting in too deep with play.

About $230

Dimensions:

Circumference: 4.5 inches

Insertable Length: 3.54 inches

Length: 1.375 inches

Weight:  13.4 ounces

Height: 7.7 inches

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How To Choose An Advanced Prostate Massager

You’re no stranger to anal play and prostate stimulation. 

You’ve tried beginner and even intermediate massagers and, well,…meh.  You’re ready for more.  But what constitutes more?  Three things: Material (soft vs hard), size (no descriptors needed here!) and vibrations (slow vs jackhammer).

It Will Cost You

Advanced massagers can cost a pretty penny, but can you really put a price on what some call, “The best thing ever. Then add ice cream with sprinkles and little fudge bits and caramel and… puppies?”

Ultimately, if you’re going to get good use out of the toy and are really looking for another level of pleasure, an advanced massager is worth the investment.  But be forewarned.  An advanced massager is going to cost you at least $100.

Size Matters

Is bigger really better? It depends on what makes your motor run, but generally speaking, for advanced players the answer is yes. But what’s more important–girth or length?

For some, the massager’s length is most important. This is especially true when it comes to prostate stimulation. Many advanced toys offer a curved tip, designed specifically to reach the prostate which can be tricky to find sometimes.

But others prefer girth over length because they like a full feeling down there.  If so, choose a massager that will really fill you up. Sex experts caution that larger toys are meant for those experienced in anal play. It’s important to gradually move up in size to avoid injury.

Consider Material and Versatility 

The world of prostate massagers is vast and diverse. From vibrating massagers with perineum stimulators to battery-free devices with several bumps and bulges for pleasure, you have plenty to choose from. 

Think about how you plan to use the toy and then choose accordingly. Do you want hands-free play or do you prefer a toy with a sturdy handle to easily move in and out? Some toys can also double as strap-ons for even more couples fun!

Another feature to consider is material. Silicone toys are more flexible and pair best with water-based lubricants. Metal and glass toys are another popular choice if you’re interested in temperature play. 

Let Experience Guide Your Decision

When choosing an advanced prostate massager consider what got you to this place. What is your current prostate play lacking?

Are you looking for a larger head, better angle, or a longer shaft? Or do you think the warming sensation of a metal toy dipped in hot water might bring you over the edge?

Once you pinpoint what you want from your advanced prostate massager, you can find the perfect one for the job!

Beginner VS Advanced Prostate Massagers

If you are looking to enter into the world of prostate massagers but are nervous about the endless amounts of options for that special massager of your dreams, let us help you out. Here are some suggestions to keep in mind when looking for your perfect prostate toy: 

For the Newbies 

Sunny Rodgers, a certified clinical sexologist and sexual health educator, suggests “for anal beginners, I always suggest starting with the very smallest anal toys.” Experts suggest going for something slightly bigger than a finger but with a tapered tip for easier insertion. Some newbies have mentioned that they enjoy prostate massagers with multiple bulbs or beads so that you can slowly progress insertion at your own comfort level. 

Step It Up a Little 

When those beginner prostate massagers just aren’t doing it anymore, it’s probably time to take it up a notch. While a triangular-shaped base will provide more comfort for the wearer (which is ideal for beginners), a curved tip will be perfect for an intermediate user. Experts agree that the curved shape while being providing more difficulty during insertion, creates a greater feeling of fullness and that tip is designed to directly hit the prostate gland in order to get the full satisfaction from your prostate massager. 

Experts Up For a Challenge 

If the regular, old prostate massager doesn’t give you the same butterflies in your stomach anymore, then it is time to add some variety to your prostate massage experience. Perhaps instead of using silicone prostate massager, look for glass, metal, or even wood or stone. Experienced users have said that they particularly enjoy glass massagers as they provide a rigid feel, smoother texture, and also allow for temperature play as most glass prostate massagers are designed so that they can be heated or cooled. There is also fun to be had with texture variations to provide a myriad of stimulation options. There are prostate massagers with spirals or ribbing, or anything you could imagine. 

 

So go out, experiment, and enjoy your new prostate massage experience!

Prostate Health Tips

 If you have a prostate, it is important to consider the things that you can do to keep your prostate healthy and happy. Why does this matter? Because the prostate is important for reproduction, and to your overall health in general. 

Medically speaking, the prostate produces a fluid that mixes with sperm to create semen. This bad boy is what helps your little swimmers travel and survive. You can only imagine what would happen if your prostate is unhealthy! At worst, you can get prostate cancer and an enlarged prostate sooner if your prostate isn’t taken care of regularly. Luckily, there are things you can do to prevent the worst-case scenario. If you care at all about having children, being able to cum, or longevity, then follow these three tips for a healthy prostate! 

Eat a balanced diet

According to Johns Hopkins Medicine, eating green, leafy vegetables are a good first step toward a healthy prostate. Leafy greens are full of vitamins and antioxidants that keep your prostate healthy. Remember when mom said that eating your vegetables will keep the doctors away? She wasn’t wrong! You can also promote a healthy prostate by limiting your consumption of red meat, eating at least five servings of fruit, choosing whole-grains and healthful fats, and avoiding added sugar. 

Masturbate, or have more sex

This shouldn’t be too hard to do right? Considering that most men are in fact, very sexual creatures. Jennifer Warner stresses that frequent ejaculation helps protect the prostate, rather than raise cancer risk, which is what previous studies have found. Warner says: “Men who ejaculated most often actually had a 33% lower lifetime risk of prostate cancer”. 

Stay active

 Regular exercise doesn’t just pare down your risk of developing some deadly health problems, it is also beneficial for your prostate! Based on studies, men who were more physically active were less likely to suffer from benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) and erectile dysfunction.

The History of Prostate Massagers

The Origin Story 

Believe it or not, prostate massages have been in practice for thousands of years, particularly within Eastern cultures. The earliest records of prostate massages come from the Tantric Masters in China and India who wrote about stimulating the perineum and the prostate gland to provide increased pleasure and sexual prowess. Between 1,000 and 2,000 years ago, these practices were particularly common for the Chinese emperor’s wives to learn and perfect. Since the Emperor would have multiple wives, they often used their knowledge of prostate massages to battle it out for the Emperor’s affection. 

Moving into the 1900s 

Jumping forward a couple of hundreds of years and prostate massages have moved around the world, but instead of placing the focus on pleasure, the health benefits of prostate massages were taken very seriously by doctors. In the 1900s, doctors began using prostate massages as the primary therapy for prostatitis. As prostate massages have steadily become less taboo in a variety of cultures, more studies were completed to add to our knowledge of even more health benefits that prostate massages provide. 

Prostate Massagers Explode! 

Not literally, but their popularity certainly has! By the 1990s, the demand for massage toys was so high that a retail company dedicated solely to the production of prostate massagers for in-home prostatitis treatments was founded (a company called Aneros). It wasn’t long after that that Americans began to not just look to prostate massages for their miraculous medical advantages but realized that they could be fun too. By the 2000s, the sales of prostate massages had begun to steadily grow every year. Between 2012 and 2018, the sales for prostate massagers nearly doubled, with a  40% percent growth rate across sex toy retailers. 

Coming from their raging popularity 2,000 years ago, it is no wonder that prostate massages are still storming the modern age and now we have all the technology to make it an even more orgasmic experience. 

Supplements for Prostate Health

If you care about your health, then there may be an essential part of your daily supplement routine that you need to expand on. In order for your prostate to be in tip-top shape, we went ahead and compiled a list of health supplements that doctors and experts have suggested can help with prostate health problems or even lower the risk of them happening at all. 

Benign Prostatic Enlargement (BPH) 

In the case that your prostate gland is enlarged, many experts suggest saw palmetto supplements, which contain extracts from the berry of the saw palmetto bush. Studies show this helping with BPH because of its ability to inhibit testosterone production.  For additional help with BPH, the P africanum from the tree in South and Central Africa is another commonly used treatment for a variety of urinary problems. 

If the P africanum and saw palmetto doesn’t quite cut it for you, then experts suggest Rye Pollen Extract which helps with a variety of BPH symptoms, such as the constant need for urination and painful urination. Studies show that this magical extract shrinks your prostate which results in a better flow and decreased pain.

Prostatitis 

In recent studies, saw palmetto and finasteride was used to treat 64 men with prostatitis and pelvic pain. Saw palmetto is apparently one of the most popular prostate health supplements with a suggested dosage of 320 milligrams per day. 

Zinc is another supplement that research and reviews have shown has helped prostatitis symptoms. Additionally, men have been known to use zinc to help with male fertility problems, erectile dysfunction, and an enlarged prostate.

Prostate Cancer 

While this supplement will not cure prostate cancer, there are studies that show taking this supplement can help to lower the risk of prostate cancer, such as OTC selenium supplements. Doctors suggest taking 200mcg of OTC selenium supplementation every day.