Best Non-Vibrating Prostate Massager For Beginners
The award for best non-vibrating prostate massager for beginners is the Fun Factory Bootie. With its small size, comfy narrow base and an angled head for P-spot hitting action, critics and users alike praised the Bootie for its most important quality– ease of insertion.
Users marveled at the simple but beautiful design (“downright classy”), its wonderful velvety smooth texture (“like a soft kiss on your bum”) and attractive matte finish. Those new to anal play will simply not find a better product. Toss in the low price–around $36–and you have a prostate massager without equal.
Fun Factory Bootie
Best Non-Vibrating Prostate Massager For Beginners
Critics Consensus
Praised for its brilliant design, portability, soothing texture, and ease of insertion, the Fun Factory Bootie is the highest rated prostate massager for beginners. With a low price point for body-safe silicone, it’s an unbeatable option for those new to prostate play.
About $36
Expert reviewers commented positively on the Bootie’s supple curves, small size (“easy to conceal for travel or hide in your drawers”) and the relatively little give through the shaft, making a smooth entry possible. The Bootie also satisfied aficionados of extended wear–keeping it in as you walk around the house or in public.
While small and unobtrusive, people found its size, as one reviewer memorably put it, “long enough to ensure it doesn’t take a trip up Sigmoid Lane.” With an unheard of low price for body-safe silicone (around $36), it’s a must-buy for beginners.
Aneros Peridise
Best Budget Non-Vibrating Prostate Massager
Bargain shopper buyers rejoice! You get two toys for the price of one when purchasing the Aneros Peridise. Start with the smaller and then graduate to the larger one. The most commented feature of the Peridise is the way it quivers inside the body once inserted. Reviewers report that this unique feature is thanks, in part, to the toy’s design which is meant to stimulate the peristalsis response from the body (a series of wave-like muscle contractions associated with the digestive tract). Once inserted, the Peridise begins to move back and forth, stimulating the anal walls and prostate (or G-spot for the ladies).
About $20
Njoy Pure Plug 2.0
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You can’t lose with the highest scoring prostate massager that nearly broke our Moan-O-Meter. Aside from the stunning aesthetics, users and critics love the angled head, curved shaft, and oversized handle that ensures safety and superior control. The Njoy Pure Plug 2.0 also has a tapered tip –with dimples –to ease insertion. While the toy makes everyone gush (literally!) its price does not. At $100+ it’s the product’s one downside. However, owners of this plug say it’s worth every penny given its high-quality construction. Chuck K at Men’s Toys Reviews says “If you threw this thing at a window, it would shatter the glass, without any issues.”
About $100
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Njoy Pure Plug 2.0
Upgrade Pick: Best Non-Vibrating Prostate Massager For Beginners
About $100
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Fun Factory Bootie
Best Non-Vibrating Prostate Massager For Beginners
About $36
The Fun Factory Bootie’s Most Outstanding Qualities
Unusually Comfortable.
Again and again users and critics alike commented on the Bootie’s comfort factor. It’s un-intimidating size, its flexible neck, satisfyingly squishy head and soft body-safe silicone material all combine to make entry a satisfying pleasure. Velvety soft and flexible, it warms up quickly to your body’s temperature.
This is the perfect prostate massagers for nervous newbies new to anal play. As one user put it, “You couldn’t ask for a better butt buddy.”
Brilliant Design
With a unique base curved to fit easily between your butt cheeks, a rounded head tilted at a slight angle for an ergonomic fit, a velvety soft high grade silicone, and an incredibly vivid purple color, users and critics alike give hail Bootie’s look.
It ain’t just a pretty face as many users noted the design allows for both natural movement and stimulating rocking movements.
It Hits The Spot
Several expert critics (professional sex toy reviewers) noted that the Bootie is firm enough to apply the right amount of pressure on the prostate, without being so firm that it feels uncomfortable. Emmeline Peaches Reviews seemed to capture the consensus: “It’s sometimes hard to strike this balance between flexibility and firmness so I applaud Fun Factory for hitting a complete home run.”
Low Price
At around $36, the Bootie is absolutely the lowest priced, body-safe silicone-based prostate massager on the market.
Notice our emphasis on the words “body-safe.” There are plenty of cheaper silicone products out there but they’re made of dubious materials. We only review products made by manufacturers with a reputation for only using body-safe substances.
Portability
The Bootie’s small size offers the kind of discretion users love–you can put it in your jeans pocket without an outline announcing its presence (though, really, why would you want to?). You can also hide it in a drawer or in your luggage and protect it from the prying eyes of guests and TSA personnel.
No Slippage
Most users felt the elongated base did an excellent job of staying put and did not experience slippage or rotation during even the most strenuous activities.
What Is It Made Of?
Crafted out of non-porous, high grade silicone, this is a body-safe sex toy. Hypo-allergenic, it is latex and Phthalates free.
Care And Maintenance
Because it’s made out of pure silicone, the Bootie can be washed or wiped with antibacterial soap or a light bleach solution. You can even boil it for a few minutes.
Lubricants
Water-based lubricants only.
Flaws But Not Deal Breakers
May not be long enough to reach your prostate
Most users did not complain about the Bootie’s ability to reach the prostate but enough did to warrant a mention. The prostate is, on average, about 3 inches away from your anus. It’s possible that the Bootie can’t adequately massage your prostate if it’s located further in your body.
It can hold odors
This odiferous observation holds true for a lot of silicone massagers. One reviewer said the Bootie “manages to smell like ass the moment you remove it from your body” and another noted, “I’ve tried cleaning this in all of the standard silicone-safe methods (soap & water, toy cleaner, etc.) and the only sure-fire way of getting rid of the smell that I’ve found so far is boiling it in a 10% bleach solution. You might want to bear that in mind since you can’t really take it out and give it a quick wipe when you’re done.”
It’s a lint magnet
Again, this is a feature of many silicone products. One user said, “If your Bootie is dry, then it’s going to attract dust and hair that you never even knew was in your home.”
There is an easy way to avoid lint and dust (for any sex toy product): Put it in a Ziploc bag or a sex toy pouch immediately after cleaning it.
It has a seam
This didn’t bother everyone but many saw the seam as a design flaw. Most agreed it is not visible unless you really look for it, and that while it was easy to feel with your fingers, you could not sense it upon penetration.
Dimensions
Neck diameter: 3/4″
Length: 3″
Insertable length: 2 3/4″
Circumference: 3″
Diameter: 1″
Weight: 0.1 lb
Aneros Peridise
Best Budget Non-Vibrating Prostate Massager
About $20
The Most Outstanding Qualities Of This Prostate Toy
Versatile Use
Bargain shopper buyers love that you receive two toys for the price of one when purchasing the Aneros Peridise, with one reviewer overjoyed that he and his wife can each use one during sex. Designed with a large, rounded head, the Peridise offers both P-spot and G-spot stimulation. Even if you plan to play alone, you can alternate between the two sizes. The smaller massager is perfect for beginners, though some critics argue “there’s not enough length to provide the expected experiences.” Another user disagrees and states that, “The Peridise uses it’s smaller stature to great effect.”
Quivering Reaction
The highlight feature of the Aneros Peridise is hands-down the way it quivers inside the body once inserted. One user claims to have “experienced immediate satisfaction” and “a pleasurable rhythm the very first time.” Reviewers report that this unique reaction is thanks, in part, to the toys design which is meant to stimulate the peristalsis response from the body (a series of wave-like muscle contractions associated with the digestive tract). Once inserted, the Peridise begins to move back and forth, stimulating the anal walls and prostate (or G-spot for the ladies).
Flaws That May Or May Not Be Deal Breakers
Small Size
The biggest complaint by critics is that the Aneros Peridise is simply too small (an odd thing to say for a toy designed for beginners, but, hey, we report the reviews, we don’t post them!). Those experienced in prostate and anal play argue that the toy’s 8.5 cm shaft is unimpressive. The good news is, beginners seem to love the toy. One user said that the Peridise’s petite stature “allows for an easy introduction and comfortable use.” The same reviewer claims, “the smaller the device, the more exquisite the pleasure.” So while some anal play aficionados might be disappointed by the size of the Aneros Peridise, beginners and even couples gush over the toy’s easy insertion and the unique body reactions it causes. Another bonus of the toy’s size is that it allows for easy movement from one sexual position to another.
Dimensions
Advanced toy head: 2.3 cm
Beginner toy head: 1.8 cm
Shaft: 8.5 cm
Handle: 4 cm
Njoy Pure Plug 2.0
Best Prostate Massager
Most Outstanding Qualities
Brilliant Design
It’s easy to see why users and critics rave about the Pure Plug 2.0’s beauty. The elegant, hand-polished steel elicited this representative comment from sexpert Chuck K at Men’s Toys Review: “A piece that could easily sit on the coffee table as a centerpiece!”
The 2.0 has an angled head and tapered tip, complete with dimples (few sex toys are that thoughtful about making penetration easier). It also has an oversized handle to ensure safety and superior control. The shaft is curved for perfect prostate pleasure.
The satin-lined box with hinged lid is an elegant storage solution for what is sure to be your new favorite anal toy. No Ziploc bags for this king of massagers!
Desirable Weight
Users and critics alike commented on its weight and the pleasure it provided. Despite it’s hefty 1.3 lb weight (that’s HEAVY for a prostate massager!), the Pure Plug 2.0 stays in place–even during extended wear. The plug shifted pleasantly for extended wear aficionados. Many like walking around or changing positions during sleep. The 2.0 often wakes them up with intensely satisfying orgasms.
Perfect For Temperature Play
Most users found this stainless steel plug perfect for hot or cold temperature play. Stick it in the freezer or warm it in hot water–either way, reviewers saw it as a treat. One commenter mentioned, “No pain, no friction just a pleasurable, full stretch and then a secure, weighty, warm, secretly plugged feeling.”
Just The Right Size
The prostate is about 3 inches away from your anus, so the 3.5 inches of insertable length will reach that perfect spot. An expert critic cautioned that this plug is for intermediate to advanced users and advises you warm up before taking the plunge. The finger pull handle can easily be used for thrusting the plug up against the p-spot during sex play.
No slippage
The narrow stem allows the sphincter to hold the plug in place. No need to worry about an embarrassing clunk if it falls out. It can only be removed with a firm, but gentle pull with the finger loop handle. A reviewer said it “hugs the body- like it’s made just for you.”
Flaws That May Or May Not Be Deal Breakers
Price
Critics and users agreed the only flaw with this plug is its price. Most retailers have the price point set between $120 and $150.
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Material
This is a rigid plug made of polished stainless steel, with a high gloss polish. The non-porous surface of the plug does not hold odors.
Care and maintenance
Both users and critics say this is the easiest plug to take care of. Wash it by hand in hot, soapy water and rinse well, or pop it in the dishwasher for a sterilization cycle. Store in a cool, dry place. Do not use an abrasive cleaner or steel wool to clean your new toy, as the metal will start to tarnish.
Lubricants safe to use with this toy
Enjoy this toy with your favorite lubricant, whether its water based or a natural oil like avocado. The stainless steel accepts all lubes. Expert critics agree that a lot of lube is the best way to insert this weighty beast. Using a love syringe to insert the lube inside your butt and around the rim is recommended.
Dimensions
Length: 4.25 inches
Insertable Length: 3.5 inches
Diameter: 2 inches
Weight: 1.31lb
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