How To Bottom: The Best Positions & Angles of Entry Part 2

There is only one thing that will straighten your S-curve:  The position of your legs in relation to your torso.  The closer your legs are to your torso, the more your S-curve will straighten.  

The S-curve is at its straightest when your knees are pulled up close to your body. Any position that creates at least a 90-degree angle—like squatting — will dramatically straighten your S-curve. No position will completely straighten it, though, so you will have to make adjustments.

The puborectal sling that causes the S-curve varies from person to person.  Some slings are exceedingly relaxed and rest loosely around the rectum, so they straighten easily and make the “rectal wall” completely disappear.  

This is why some guys can bottom for Thanos without raising an eyebrow.

Some slings are exceedingly tense, rest tightly around the rectum, and do not straighten easily, keeping the “rectal wall” up.  

This is why some guys couldn’t bottom for a gnat with erectile dysfunction. 

Some slings have different shapes and lay in slightly different locations. Thus, it’s almost impossible to say which position will best straighten the sling’s S-curve for you. It’s strictly a function of your anatomy. The only way you’re going to find out is to try different positions. 

Know Your Sling

Let’s get a better understanding of your S-sling by hauling out the lube and exploring your man cave.  Start on your back with your legs spread, knees straight, back of the ankles touching the bed. Draw a lubed-up butt plug the way I showed you in the earlier exercises.  Go straight in (gently, like Winnie The Pooh, not Vlad The Impaler!). Notice you hit the wall caused by the S curve?  Ouch!

Now, do the exercise again but this time start with your knees bent, soles of your feet on the bed. Depending on the curve caused by your S sling you may feel a little or a lot of “the wall.”

Now, do the exercise again but this time start with your knees around your ears (or as close as you can). Most guys will feel very little of the wall.

Finally, do the same exercise in the shower. Squat down to the ground and draw your finger in.  

Wall?  What wall?

Exactly.  It disappears. This brings us to…

The Best Position For Pain-Free Bottoming

You saw how standing, sitting, and squatting affect the puborectal sling and the “curviness” of the S-curve. Now, let’s put on some imaginary x-ray glasses and see what an erect penis would look like inside a rectum using variations of the missionary position.

As you can see in your imagination, the penis hits the rectal wall at almost ninety degrees. It will be painful for both partners.  Let’s try a different position. What if the bottom partner raised his knees?  

The S-curve is significantly straightened, decreasing the severity of the rectal wall.  Penetration is doable but you would still experience a fair amount of initial pain. Now, what would happen if the bottom partner pulled his knees toward his chest?                         

The penis does not encounter a rectal wall (or very little of it). Clearly, the squatting position–whether you do it on your back or with the weight on your feet–straightens out the S-curve better than any single position.  

Squatting with the weight on your feet is more effective than mimicking it on your back because you can spread your legs farther and your hands are free to control the action. 

When Mario is on his back with you squatting on top of him, he becomes more passive, preventing him from entering forcefully. This allows you to guide the penis in on your terms.  Once that’s done it doesn’t take much to roll over with the penis inside you to get in different positions.  

The Problem With Squatting

Of course, there are some disadvantages to squatting. There’s a certain awkwardness associated with bottoming for the first time (as there is for anything) and squatting exacerbates them.

First, it opens up your body to visual inspection in ways that being underneath your partner does not. That’s not a problem if your abs can cut tomatoes and you want your partner to see every inch of you. But if you’re so skinny you could blindfold yourself with dental floss or if you’ve packed enough pounds that restaurants hand you estimates instead of menus, squatting might make you feel exposed and vulnerable.

Squatting also increases a sense of separation because you can’t kiss and your torsos, especially the heart areas, aren’t touching. Some guys need to feel the heat of their partner’s body to feel more secure.    

And finally, it’s hard to feel “taken” or submissive when you’re on top of the dominant.  Squatting will absolutely make bottoming easier but it has more baggage than Terminal B at LAX, so it’s probably not the very first position you should try.

The Best Angle Of Entry

What angle should your partner’s penis enter you?  Straight in? Pointing up? Down? Dyed, fried and laid to the side? 

There is one—and only one— angle the penis should go in and it doesn’t matter what position you’re in or how much you’ve straightened your S-curve:

About 45 degrees away from your navel.

Why? Because it prevents the penis from hitting the front of your rectal wall, near the navel, where your prostate sits. 

Unless you guide the head of the penis away from the navel it will hit your prostate, an incredibly sensitive organ. You can’t angle his dick too much the other way because then it’ll hit the back of the rectal wall.

Remember your finger poking your left palm at ninety degrees?  When you moved the back of your left palm toward the floor by 45 degrees it straightened the S-curve, making it easier to proceed, albeit with some friction.

But when you raised the angle of your right finger by 45 degrees?  Magic!  It slid along the “rectal wall” of your palm easily and without resistance.  If you want to understand how this works for real, get in the shower with a lubed up finger.  

Squat and insert your finger toward your navel.  

Doesn’t feel so good, does it?  You’re hitting the prostate which sits just on the other side of the front rectal wall, near your navel.  

Now insert your finger away from your navel.  

Doesn’t feel so good, does it?  You’re hitting the back of the rectal wall.

Now this time insert your finger away from your navel by about 45 degrees.  Notice you didn’t feel a stabbing sensation? Nothing hurt. That’s because your finger went in through the “hallway” between the front and back rectal walls.

Pain-free penetration is a matter of degrees.  Not too far up, not too far down. Think of it as the Goldilocks version of fucking: Not too high, not too low, just right.

This knowledge is going to be rocket fuel for your love life. Mario is jumping up and down with joy and Prince Prostate is gushing at the thought of producing more milk than a dairy farmer.

Everybody’s happy except King Virgin, last seen requesting flood assistance from FEMA because he knows it’s going to be raining men.