How To Give A Man A Blowjob Part 25
“If it has tires or testicles there’ll be trouble.”
—Polish proverb
Testicles are like martinis: one’s not enough, two’s just right and three’s too many. The vast majority of men have two testicles unless they were born with a birth defect or suffered injuries.
The scrotum is the sack that holds the testicles, which produce sperm and testosterone. The muscles in the scrotum are affected by temperature. When it’s warm, the scrotum and testicles hang lower. When it’s cold they sit tight against the skin and sometimes even disappear into the body.
Testicles are extremely sensitive. No doubt Mother Nature made them that way to remind men to stand guard over their precious jewels. Of course, Mother Nature is a post-op tranny. What else could explain the fact that she made testicles the genetic equivalent of female ovaries? The same sack of cells that become testicles in men become ovaries in women. The testes actually rest inside the pelvis during fetus development and descend before birth.
Testes is Latin for “To Testify.” Instead of placing their right hand on the Bible, early Romans put their hand on their testicles while bearing witness in a public forum. I can only imagine the judge asking, “Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help your balls?”
But I digress. Let’s answer a question that keeps every guy in suspense during oral:
What Are You Going To Do With Those Balls?
Hopefully, a lot. They are exquisitely sensitive to touch and if you’re serious about delivering Ritz-Carlton level pleasure you will pay devoted attention to them. First, a little on why men’s scrotums are so sensitive. One, they lack protection in the form of bones, large muscle mass and fat. Two, they have a ridiculously high number of sensory nerve endings, so every touch, no matter how minute, carries noticeable sensations. A good rule of thumb is to treat them like grapes, so don’t apply any pressure let alone the kind that would turn grapes into wine.
Why Is There A Line Going Down His Penis And Testicles?
All men have it. It’s a sort of “seam” on the underside of the penis. It forms when the fetus is in the uterus. In women, the seam becomes the vagina’s inner lips. In men, the seam encloses the urethra along the length of the penis.
The Cup & Coddle
Am I Nuts?
An African-American man was the subject of his family’s harangue one holiday as they sat around the family dinner table. “Why don’t you bring girlfriends home for the holidays?” asked one sister. “Or get married or have kids?” asked his brother. Thinking he was ashamed to bring anybody home because he was only attracted to white girls, his mother said, “Ya’ll, maybe he just doesn’t like chocolate.” The son replied: “Oh, I love chocolate. I just like mine with nuts.”
Ball Handling 101 starts with cupping the scrotum in your hand. The warmth of your hand provides half the pleasure (and helps loosen the scrotum skin, making it more sensitive to stimulation) while the rest of the arousal comes from applying slight pressure or a tender tightening of your grip around the sack. Familiarize yourself with the feel and movement of your man’s balls by finger-juggling the scrotum, as if you were working Chinese meditation balls.
Pinch & Roll
The elasticity of the scrotum skin makes it one of the most pliable parts of a man’s body. Whether a guy’s sack hangs loose or taut, use your thumb and index finger to apply small, gentle pinches on the scrotum, then roll the skin between your fingers, manipulating the soft tissue to maximize your man’s satisfaction.
Tug & Squeeze (Lightly, Please!)
Some dudes are super sensitive in the scrotum region and don’t enjoy any tugging, while others (not many!) like a little more aggressive play. The majority of guys fall in the super-sensitive category, so it’s best to start out with a gentle tug and gauge how your man responds. This is not the time to practice your handball techniques.
Next week: More techniques!