How To Give The Best Blow Job Part 16
Techniques That’ll Make Him Flail Like A Deer Trapped In A Minivan
Now, where were we before we took a detour to uncut dicks? Oh, yes, using your lips! Use them to apply more pressure in the bobbing up and down from head to base. You can also increase the pressure by elevating the tongue to reduce room in your mouth and doing a “swallowing” motion that squeezes the tip of his penis.
STELLAR TIP! Sniff And Lick His Armpits
“Eeew,” you might be thinking, but stay with me because you’re about to say, “Ahhhh.” This stellar tip is actually for you not him. Sniffing his armpits is highly likely to increase your libido, which will dramatically increase the pleasure you get out of giving oral.
How can that be? Neuroscientists at the University of California at Berkeley recently made a breakthrough discovery: Sniffing a compound of male sweat called androstadienone causes hormonal, physiological, and psychological changes in women that result in sexual arousal.
And hey, if it’s true for women you know it’s true for us gay men! All of us have taken a whiff of manscent and ended up on the ceiling with all four claws dug in like Sylvester the cat.
Believe it or not, sweat is the main focus of research on human pheromones. For example, we’ve known for years that male underarm sweat improves women’s moods and affects their secretion of luteinizing hormone, which helps stimulate ovulation. Androstadienone is a derivative of testosterone that is found in all body secretions, but it is in especially high concentrations in male sweat.
In the most recent trials, women were asked to take sniffs from a bottle containing androstadienone. Don’t worry, they didn’t gag. It smelled vaguely of musk. When compared to sniffing a control odor (yeast), the women who sniffed androstadienone reported significantly higher sexual arousal.
Researchers also noted an increased physiological response in women who sniffed the testosterone derivative. In other words, their blood pressure, heart rate, and breathing went up and stayed elevated for a full hour after the sniff test! The results of this study have been replicated numerous times.
YUM
So what does all this mean for you? If you want to raise your libido—and the pleasure you get out of giving him head—make sure you sniff and kiss his armpits. Don’t sniff when the smell is so bad it could peel the skin off a battleship. Do it when it smells good. Sweat is naturally odorless. It only begins to smell when bacteria that live on the skin digest sweat and excrete waste. That’s why sweat smells clean in the beginning and slowly turns into mustard gas. By the way, he doesn’t have to sweat enough to water a lawn; even a dab will do.
I’m not saying that sniffing his pits will immediately make you want to yell, “Take me like a vitamin!!” The effects are far more subtle. But the research is solid and beyond question: Smelling androstadienone will change your mood and increase your sexual arousal.
“I love it so much my boyfriend will be talking about something (non sexual) and I will just unzip his pants and go to town. Then he will be like umm, what was I saying? Sometimes he gets mad because he was talking. Hah.”—M.
Stellar Tip! French Kiss His Glans
I want to let you in on a secret few know: French kissing the head of the penis will give your man one of the most intensely pleasurable sensations he can have during a blowjob. Just put the head of his penis in your mouth and pretend you’re French kissing his lips. Actually, there’s no pretending because there are a pair of lips on the top of his glans—they are labia-like formations that cover the opening to his urethra. Use the same tongue strokes and head rotations as if you were kissing his mouth. Mix in some puckered-lip smooches and I promise you he’ll be drenched in so much pleasure he’ll be, well, tongue-tied.
When I’ve instructed my friends to do it they each reported the same reaction—their partners either stopped the proceedings to ask “what the hell are you doing to make this feel so good!” Or they asked after the session was over. Here’s why it’s such a stunning sensation: When your tongue French kisses the head of the glans three things happen simultaneously—he feels the warm wetness of your mouth, the massaging action of your tongue and stimulation of an orifice most women ignore—the opening to his urethra.
This is your secret weapon, the technique few men have experienced. Do it and I promise he’s going to want you more than he wants his next breath.
Hum Like A Beehive
It creates a vibration that adds a little step-shuffle-kick to great oral. Vibrations stiffen the penis. Why do you think so many men get horny during long drives? The car’s vibration stimulates the groin area and next thing you know, the cobra rises out of the basket.
Next week: Even more techniques!