How To Give The Best Blow Job Part 14
A dim-witted brother and his brilliant sister inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The sister balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her brother, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.”
The sister arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her brother a telegram to tell him the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, “I want to send a telegram to my brother telling him that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need him to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.”
The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds, “It’s just 99 cents a word.” Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the sister realizes that she’ll only be able to send her brother one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, “I want you to send him the word ‘comfortable.’”
The telegraph operator shakes his head. “How is he ever going to know that you want him to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send him the word ‘comfortable’?”
The sister explains, “My brother isn’t too bright. He’ll read it slow.”
This story is a terribly long way of saying that “comfortable” is the most important word in giving good head. If you’re uncomfortable, you’re not going to deliver a lot of pleasure and you’re not going to do it for very long. For this reason, I want you to keep this in mind: Your comfort is more important than his pleasure because his pleasure depends on your comfort.
For example, a lot of guys give head while kneeling on the bed with their partner on their back. You can’t sustain that position for very long without feeling like a low-wage factory worker on the 11th hour of her 12-hour shift.
The best positions are the ones that support you while giving access to a big part of your partner’s body. Here are a couple of ideas that will make you feel “come-for-the-bull”:
Both of you lie flat on your backs
He’s on your left. You sit up and put your left arm over and across his belly (so your armpit is snug against his sides). Your back is to him but you have a grand view of his hoo-haw. The weight of your lower body is being supported because you’re lying down while your left arm anchors you. This gives you leverage for more vigorous oral without taxing your comfort.
Him Standing Up With You Sitting On The Bed
You have total access to his body with your hands and you won’t get as fatigued as when you’re on his knees.
Him Standing Up Near The Edge Of The Bed With You Lying On Your Stomach
You don’t have total access to his body with your hands as you do when you’re sitting, but it’s an excellent position for him to thrust it in and out of your mouth while you are in complete comfort.
You Sitting Up At The Head of The Bed Propped Up On Pillows
He stands over and feeds you. This allows you to use your hands as sex toys, delivering pleasure all along his groin, butt, stomach, and chest.
Both Of You On The Bed With Him On His Knees and You On All Fours
The four-point resting position gives you the energy to carry on. Try a variation like yoga’s “Child Pose” while he puts it in and out of your mouth. He’ll love it because he’ll see the contours of your beautiful back and tush.
I’ve highlighted a few positions that are demonstrably more comfortable but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try other positions. Be creative and try out different positions. If it starts to hurt, simply shift to a more comfortable one.