How To Give An Amazing Blowjob Part 13
How Much Saliva Does Your Mouth Make In A Day?
Brace yourself: 32 to 64 ounces! Think about that the next time you grab a half-gallon container of milk—that’s about how much saliva you produce in a 24-hour period. Why so much? The slippery stuff—which is made mostly from water—breaks down food with special enzymes for easier digestion and lubricates food for easier passage down your throat.
Ever wonder why you wake up with breath so bad your dentist will only treat you over the phone? Because saliva production goes down to nearly zero when you’re asleep, allowing odor-causing bacteria to build up.
More On Moisture
Having a warm, wet, moist mouth is the single most important aspect of giving head. It will send him to Mars and back on a discount ticket. This can be problematic for some as not everybody has a mouth moist enough to launch interplanetary trips.
Without a wet mouth, your lips tend to “tug” on a guy’s skin rather than glide along, and you won’t make it too far down the shaft before he expresses his discomfort. So, in addition to visualizing biting into a lemon, here are a few tips to keeping a mouth so moist “Richard” will think he’s in a tropical rain forest:
Drink Water
While staying hydrated may seem like a no-brainer when it comes to maintaining a wet mouth, it’s something most people don’t think about. If you know you’re going to be giving your man head soon, start lubricating your mouth with water a few hours beforehand.
Chew Gum
Get your salivary glands warmed up before you go down by chewing a piece of gum. It fools the brain with a signal that you’re about to ingest food. Your mouth automatically starts moisturizing for what it thinks is the passage and digestion of food. Boy, is it in for a surprise!
The gum should have sugar in it, as there is a 10-fold increase in the flow rate of saliva when a sweetness or flavor is added to gum, according to the magazine Dentistry Today. It also has the ability to keep you three times wetter after you stop chewing. If you want to stay away from sugar look for gums with xylitol, which studies shows is an effective way of producing saliva.
Use Toothpaste And Dental Rinses That Contain Xylitol
If chewing gum right before having sex gives you a trailer park vibe you’re rather avoid, then brush and rinse your teeth with products that contain Xylitol, which is clinically proven to produce more saliva.
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You’ll feel your gums glisten as pools of saliva form under your tongue.
Yawn And Gleek
Remember spitballs? You wet a small, balled-up piece of paper in your mouth and spit the projectile out to some schmuck? Yeah, me neither. Today it’s called “gleeking,” although without the paper.
To gleek, open your mouth as wide as you can, then touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth. Maintain this pose while you take a deep breath in and it will trick your mouth into yawning, which activates the saliva glands in your cheeks and underneath your tongue. In gleeking, the goal is to keep your tongue against the roof of your mouth, inhale and then spit with a forceful exhale that propels saliva from under your tongue. But you can skip that step and save the spit for the job ahead.
Use these tricks to turn your mouth into a virtual rain forest, and you’ll be able to glide your lips from head to base, smoother than Tarzan swinging on vines.