How To Give The Best Blowjobs Part 7
A Simple Technique To Make His Penis More Attractive To You
Can a man change the appearance of his penis to make it more desirable to you? Yes, according to the University of Zürich study you read about in the last chapter. The study showed that the appearance of pubic hair was the second most important penile characteristic for women.
No, we’re not women but any guy who’s gone done down on another guy and felt like he was hacking a trail through the Amazon knows the truth: The single best thing SOME men can do to make their penis more attractive to you is to trim and style their pubic hair.
It also MAY BE the single thing best thing you can do to return the favor. Why the emphasis on “some” and “may be”? Because if you like bushy pubes then it’d be a turnoff to trim them. But if you don’t, or you do but not at the cost of hiding a good deal of the sausage, then you might want to consider a trim.
The Cucumber Looks Best When It Rises Out Of A Shaved Salad
An overgrown garden can easily hide a beautiful cucumber. Landscape it and suddenly you can see the vegetable in all its glory. Besides, a dense bush can make going down on a guy problematic. You could, for example, get stray pubic hairs in your mouth. Not a good look. Or smell. A lot of hair traps moisture, providing a breeding ground for odor-causing bacteria. Get it landscaped and poof! No stray pubic hairs, no funny smells.
What are the benefits? First, it creates what I call an “optical inch.” A lot of dicks look small because they’re buried under dense brush. Manicure it and bam! Your dick can look an inch or two bigger.
Hey, don’t knock over your grandmother trying to get to the scissors.
There are other benefits to trimming. It might actually improve your sex life. Hair tends to block subtle sensations on the skin. There you are devoting love and attention with a warm, wet mouth and your partner’s only feeling half of it because his pubes are cock-blocking your caresses!
Same goes for you if you’re sporting a jungle down there.
Scream-Free Manscaping
You’ve got to be extra careful trimming back pubic hair or your dick will look like it went on a date with “Carrie.” Once, my boyfriend got ingrown hairs and cut himself so badly I took one look at the blood in the bathroom and I called the suicide hotline.
He was like, “Dude, if I was going to kill myself I’d cut my wrist, not my balls!”
Because you (or your partner) would be shaving such sensitive areas it’s a good idea to know this story:
The Army was offering veteran soldiers early retirement after the first Gulf War. The rule: Soldiers picked two spots on their bodies and got $1,000 for every inch in between.
One officer asked to be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was 6 feet tall and got $72,000.
A second, smarter officer asked to be measured from the tip of his raised hand to his toes. He earned $96,000.
The third man was a grizzled old captain. “Measure me from the tip of my penis to my testicles,” he demanded. The medical officer in charge explained that might not be terribly profitable. But the captain insisted. He dropped his pants; the MD placed the tape measure on the tip of the captain’s penis and began to work back.
“My God!” the MD gasped. “Where are your testicles?” The captain yells, “Iraq!”
Moral of the story: You need to be careful trimming pubes or your balls will end up where they don’t belong—like the bathtub.
Now, here’s a stellar idea: Instead of getting your partner to landscape his own Versailles, why not turn it into sex play? As you know, “Getting your hair did” at the salon is a sensuous experience. Imagine the same feelings experienced below the belt.
One of the most sensuous moments of my life was letting a partner wash, trim, and style my pubic hair. It created an unexpected sense of trust and intimacy. Given the potential of an ugly outcome I HAD to trust him, stand still, and hope to hell he didn’t turn into Edward Scissorhands. He honored that trust, too, with incredible attention to detail. It actually bonded us in a way that made future sex even hotter.
If that kind of sex play doesn’t appeal to you—or if you’re single and don’t have a boyfriend to play with—then next week we’re going to talk about what you need to do to go from here to hair–how to manscape yourself.